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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Nutsack Speedbag said:
Isn't the point of fishtank to annoy the viewers? TTS spam leads me to turning off the livestream most of the time.
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Haha. (I'm assuming you're being sarcastic but I'm retarded so I'm not sure)

TTS is less annoying because it's unpredictable. I don't want to hear "shut up bitch" and rambling about "culture" every time I watch the tank.
 
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It's pretty annoying how hard they are trying to force TJ as the main character. Sam giving him so many attempts just now is further proof. I kinda liked him initially but after production cramming him down our throats I've soured on him, sadly.
 
CALL HIM WINJI
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judge just took shinji to the attic and told him he needs to lock in and try to win the challenges. he tells shinji that he has a serious chance to win the show. he tells him no more being polite and declining to win because it feels unfair. shinji seems to agree to this. judge then tells shinji his next secret mission is to fuck over another fish in an elimination challenge. shinji says hes not sure if he knows how because he doesnt know the next challenge. judge tells him it will either be obvious or they will tell him beforehand.
 
I hate the forced TJ thing not just because I hate TJ but also because it feels unfair after what happened to Simmons. Simmons was a weirdo, especially with the way he was massaging Jon and he seemed a little too happy to wear women's clothes. Sam's reason for kicking him was that he doesn't tolerate pedo shit.

Here's TJ, another weirdo man who didn't seem to mind wearing girl clothes, but unlike Simmons, we have ample examples of TJ being a porn sick coomer that gets off to mother/father and child incest porn, troon porn, and bestiality porn. If Sam really didn't tolerate that shit, then why is TJ still there? I don't expect him to do another dramatic forced exit like he did with Simmons, that really upset the fish and ruined the mood, but I also don't expect TJ to be getting handed every oppertunity to redeem himself either.

I saw on chat and on Twatter fans saying that we should dismiss TJ's porn habits since liking "weird porn" is not a crime. It may be true that liking gross porn isn't a crime, but neither was writing a taken out of context book, yet Simmons still got demonized and kicked. Even if that book hadn't been taken out of context, how is what Simmons said worse than what TJ has said in multiple comments? TJ is openly fantaising about kids being fucked by parents and horses, etc. And just because something isn't a crime, doesn't mean what a person is doing is okay or that we should ignore it.

It would be one thing if TJ was getting off to something weird like inflation porn or something, but I simply can't see people that look up kid and beastiality shit as normal or good. KF has ruined me in this regard, there is simply too many examples of people looking up this shit and trooning out and/or getting into even sicker shit later on.
 
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TTS keeps calling the new guy Oliver gay. It's not very creative, but it's funny because they just keep doing it over and over. Duanye was giving him a hard time earlier too, telling all the other fish that he was gay. I'm not a Duanye fan, but I'll give him credit. It was funny because you could tell Oliver was trying really hard to act unaffected. Oliver seems too boring and normal to be a good freeloader. I'm still curious whether or not he paid to be on the tank. If he did, it makes me really glad to see them all fuck with him so much. As entertaining as the show is, anyone who buys their way on deserves it.

TJ projectile vomited, so they ended the final milk challenge (drinking milk and then doing jumping jacks).
 
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CoolFool said:
I hate the forced TJ thing not just because I hate TJ but also because it feels unfair after what happened to Simmons. Simmons was a weirdo, especially with the way he was massaging Jon and he seemed a little too happy to wear women's clothes. Sam's reason for kicking him was that he doesn't tolerate pedo shit.

Here's TJ, another weirdo man who didn't seem to mind wearing girl clothes, but unlike Simmons, we have ample examples of TJ being a porn sick coomer that gets off to mother/father and child incest porn, troon porn, and bestiality porn. If Sam really didn't tolerate that shit, then why is TJ still there? I don't expect him to do another dramatic forced exit like he did with Simmons, that really upset the fish and ruined the mood, but I also don't expect TJ to be getting handed every oppertunity to redeem himself either.

I saw on chat and on Twatter fans saying that we should dismiss TJ's porn habits since liking "weird porn" is not a crime. It may be true that liking gross porn isn't a crime, but neither was writing a taken out of context book, yet Simmons still got demonized and kicked. And just because something isn't a crime, doesn't mean what a person is doing is okay or that we should ignore it.

It would be one thing if TJ was getting off to something weird like inflation porn or something, but I simply can't see people that look up kid and beastiality shit as normal or good. KF has ruined me in this regard, there is simply too many examples of people looking up this shit and trooning out and/or getting into even sicker shit later on.
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I can't watch the videos, I know Shinji placed 1st but who placed 2nd and 3rd?
 
CoolFool said:
I hate the forced TJ thing not just because I hate TJ but also because it feels unfair after what happened to Simmons. Simmons was a weirdo, especially with the way he was massaging Jon and he seemed a little too happy to wear women's clothes. Sam's reason for kicking him was that he doesn't tolerate pedo shit.

Here's TJ, another weirdo man who didn't seem to mind wearing girl clothes, but unlike Simmons, we have ample examples of TJ being a porn sick coomer that gets off to mother/father and child incest porn, troon porn, and bestiality porn. If Sam really didn't tolerate that shit, then why is TJ still there? I don't expect him to do another dramatic forced exit like he did with Simmons, that really upset the fish and ruined the mood, but I also don't expect TJ to be getting handed every oppertunity to redeem himself either.

I saw on chat and on Twatter fans saying that we should dismiss TJ's porn habits since liking "weird porn" is not a crime. It may be true that liking gross porn isn't a crime, but neither was writing a taken out of context book, yet Simmons still got demonized and kicked. Even if that book hadn't been taken out of context, how is what Simmons said worse than what TJ has said in multiple comments? TJ is openly fantaising about kids being fucked by parents and horses, etc. And just because something isn't a crime, doesn't mean what a person is doing is okay or that we should ignore it.

It would be one thing if TJ was getting off to something weird like inflation porn or something, but I simply can't see people that look up kid and beastiality shit as normal or good. KF has ruined me in this regard, there is simply too many examples of people looking up this shit and trooning out and/or getting into even sicker shit later on.
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I’m not on board with the Simmons sympathy. Being into weird cartoon porn isn’t the same as pro-grooming literature. And yes he plagiarized that stuff but it wasn’t known at the time that he did. Personally, I think it serves the chink right for trying to steal ideas to boost his career.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
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I'm not anymore negative than anyone else on this thread, we've all got something to complain about when it comes to Fish Tank
curbside2 said:
Being into weird cartoon porn isn’t the same as pro-grooming literature. And yes he plagiarized that stuff but it wasn’t known at the time that he did. Personally, I think it serves the chink right for trying to steal ideas to boost his career.
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I don't really care about Simmons, I just don't like double standards. If what Sam said was true about not tolerating pedo shit then why is he pushing TJ so hard down our throats after learning about what gets him off?
 
Adding some positivity, I like that they fixed the audio/video desync issues, have better video and audio quality and some of the new TTS voices are really funny. They also have worked on the site and it has improved compared to early on.
 
Tekken Enjoyer said:
Just checked and the total above the chat says 8.6k, but adding up all the people on each cam gives under 3k. I assume the 3k is closer to the real number, since if you're watching and not just tabbed out you're going to be watching a cam and not the main screen. It's 7:30 PM EST right now, which I guess isn't perfectly primetime since the west coast is still at work, but I would expect to get more than 1/10th of what a random Fortnite streamer on Twitch gets.
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I just added the viewers on the main screen for each room plus the number on the director cam, got 7105. The total on the "ONLINE" number is 8449. It's totally possible they're fudging the total number but I think it's probably just the number of people logged on to the site. I DO close out to the main screen when I walk away or watch a YouTube video or something, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
 
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