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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Swamp_Donkey said:
tts conviced shinji to split the last $1000 with Tay and he agreed because he puked (honorable)
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That was such bullshit, pretty sure he never puked, Tay on the other hand was puking within seconds of the initial milk chug and needed help to get into a handstand and multiple tries, Shinji fucking mogged everyone in all three challenges and shouldn't have agreed to give her shit. I think this is probably why Sam took him into the attic immediately after and told him to stop being so nice and to fuck over someone in the next elimination, he has generally gone all in on missions and challenges so if he can get over his hard coded polite jap nature it could get very interesting.
 
DapperShark said:
That was such bullshit, pretty sure he never puked, Tay on the other hand was puking within seconds of the initial milk chug and needed help to get into a handstand and multiple tries, Shinji fucking mogged everyone in all three challenges and shouldn't have agreed to give her shit. I think this is probably why Sam took him into the attic immediately after and told him to stop being so nice and to fuck over someone in the next elimination, he has generally gone all in on missions and challenges so if he can get over his hard coded polite jap nature it could get very interesting.
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i completely agree. on top of everything shinji is also lactose intolerant. its pretty frustrating but at this point ive just accepted that its baked into his character, i still think he will fuck someone over.

in the attic judge specifically mentioned shinji not wanting to participate in the handstand challenge because he thought it wasnt fair. im not sure if he cares about shinji splitting the money but i hope he convinces shinji to keep it.
 
CoolFool said:
I don't really care about Simmons, I just don't like double standards. If what Sam said was true about not tolerating pedo shit then why is he pushing TJ so hard down our throats after learning about what gets him off?
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That's fair. If Sam is anything it's morally inconsistent. Sam also brought a literal rapist and animal abuser on the show for laughs.
 
Aidan said:
"Within driving distance of RI"
That they're not willing to fly people out is interesting. This reminds me of the "we're gonna fill the house with fat guys" at the end of season 1 which only netted them Chris Chin. He was good though.
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That was my first thought, could also be that this is for a relatively small bit for a night or something and not worth flight expenses.
 
As much as I enjoyed Sam rampaging through the house Tay cheering on Sam killed the vibe. Strong "JUST LIKE THE CABINETS FROM SEASON 1!" vibes.
 
C. Cactus said:
Finally someone gets it. Next person to say "it's so over" gets a mallet thrown at their head.
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It's so o- The removal of Jimmy and its consequences have been a disaster to the fishtank content
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What plan?

Edit: The plan was for Brittany to sneak through the crawlspace into the bunk and cut up Tay's crochet yarn. Trish tapped the other side of the crawlspace to let her know when the coast was clear. She went through with it, and gave a fun little villain speech as she did it which I sadly missed about half of because of the autocam.

I want Tay to win, but good on Trish and Brittany for actually scheming and fucking with other contestants.
 
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Brittany is a lunatic psycho bitch lmao.
I expect her to attempt to stab Tayleigh if Tay decides to retaliate.

The wiggers isolating Tay from her things definitely tipped her off. They want another Jimmy moment but I expect Tay to be planning a counter-attack rn.
 
Dashusethetrashcan said:
Ben just came in with a 2 liter of coke and sprayed them out of the bunk, enabling the plan of brit and trish stealing tays stuff
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They really kind of enable Brit to get away with all the destructive shit. I get she's a freeloader but it's funny that the first person she tried it on, Jimmy, caught her red-handed, and now nobody can stop her.
 
WelfareNiggerQueen said:
Brittany is a lunatic psycho bitch lmao.
I expect her to attempt to stab Tayleigh if Tay decides to retaliate.

The wiggers isolating Tay from her things definitely tipped her off. They want another Jimmy moment but I expect Tay to be planning a counter-attack rn.
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Hope so. We haven't had a felony assault in a day. It's getting boring. Hopefully the fish can work their way up to premeditated murder.
 
Brittany is a good freeloader. Trish couldn't really be the tank's villain on her own, but her and Brittany together make a good, entertaining antagonist duo now that the other fish with villain potential (Jimmy and Brian) are gone.
 
abby destroying tay's yarn, this bitch is mental lol


tay's reaction


whomp whomp for abby
 
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