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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
either way its a massive faggot red flag to go hard on a novice to protect your image.

on a related note heres a clip of sam warning people about the dangers of training with bullies. i guess its just another example in a long list of hypocrisies.
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im pretty fucking pissed at ben, i hope scott beats the absolute shit out of him.
That exact segment came to mind when I saw the fight. When Sam mogged TJ, it felt very brotherly and in good faith, even if he busted the kid's chops a bit. Ben going Rhode Island crackhead on TJ while Jet talks shit from the sidelines was some gay power move.

Let's see if they're that brave when one of their little nigger heroes thinks they gave him a side-eye at a rap venue and pulls up on them.
 
What I'm really curious about is the amount of TTS/Fishtoys bought compared to season one and if any fake accounts will be added to that total.
with how low TTS has gotten i highly doubt they're rolling in the money.
$15-20 TTS, ~4k on cameras throughout the entire house during primetime with Sam in the house. That's half what it was pre-hammertime a couple of days ago
Exactly, they're fucked. the viewcount is at most half of what it was this time last season but more importantly the whales clearly vanished. Beyond that the post-Christmas lack of funds is clearly hitting the neets harder than usual. Jet and Sam clearly playing favorites with the shittiest cast members doesn't help.

another day of such little activity we spent most of it talking about other shit. the vibes have officially been lost
 
When Sam mogged TJ, it felt very brotherly and in good faith, even if he busted the kid's chops a bit. Ben going Rhode Island crackhead on TJ while Jet talks shit from the sidelines was some gay power move.
other people have said it before but now i fully buy into the theory: the wiggers copy sams style and are too retarded to understand why his bits work.
 
other people have said it before but now i fully buy into the theory: the wiggers copy sams style and are too retarded to understand why his bits work.
I had that same realization when Jet talked shit to Frank while eating wings. Sam can be an ass but he also has a big heart. The wiggers are just that, low lives who idolize gang niggers and who bring convicted felon niggers onto the show to harass white women for the lulz.
 
That exact segment came to mind when I saw the fight. When Sam mogged TJ, it felt very brotherly and in good faith, even if he busted the kid's chops a bit. Ben going Rhode Island crackhead on TJ while Jet talks shit from the sidelines was some gay power move.

Let's see if they're that brave when one of their little nigger heroes thinks they gave him a side-eye at a rap venue and pulls up on them.
Jet said the reason why Ben kicked TJ's ass was to send a message that "you can't beef with production. We're supposed to be separate from you guys."
 
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Jet said the reason why Ben kicked TJ's ass was to send a message that "you can't beef with production. We're supposed to be separate from you guys."
Then get out of the rest of the house, get in the fucking basement and do your fucking job you goddamn failson. You're worse than a wigger, you are -may Allah forgive me for uttering this word- a Croat.
 
You can tell Jet and Ben are genuinely upset by the fish poking fun at them, especially Tai. Ben took his anger out on a young, drunk retard that can't fight sober, then both he and Jet talked shit on the way out as if they're big tough guys. All they ended up doing was looking like assholes, they can't just have fun with it, they had to "send a message" in a mean-spirited way.
Tai owned them both while drunk and wanted to have a silly rap battle beef and they wanted to pick on him physically too but he wasn't about that and called it for what it was.

Jet and Ben can't clap back because everything Tai and the fish say is dead on. I expect thin-skinned seething from Jet but Ben usually doesn't let things get to him.

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Tai doesn't get brought up enough when people talk about Fishtank. Dude is naturally funny to the point where he's made the entire crew including Sam burst out laughing multiple times and he breathes energy into the house. He played a large role in getting the house back to being interesting after Jon left in season 1 and he's doing the same now with Jimmy.
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Tai is so funny, I can't tell if it's his speech impediment that's messing with me, but the way he talks just sells every joke and bit. Tai ringing the bell thinking he could choose the challenge, getting other people to play Portal levels for him, and him telling Jet he'll stay if he can complete his Portal playthrough were highlights of a night I thought was going to be boring. If Tai was this entertaining in S1, I'm definitely going back and watching it.

The mobilecam was comfy, and endeared me to TJ with his documentary voice over. It reminds me of messing around with friends as a teenager. It looks like giving the cam to the fishes energized and preoccupied them, they already seem a lot more likeable.

Britney getting buckbroken by Tays reaction was amusing. Idk what she had in mind, probably a Jimmy level sperg out. especially after seeing Tay tear up her own plushie and sock Trish in the face. Trish could commit to the manipulative mean girl and get Britney to mess with Tays undies, and then deny any involvement. Maybe the groups moving forward will be Trish/Brit/TJ vs. Shinji/Tay.
 
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This one is the most interesting, she apprentley wasn't given her meds when leaving the house and is unable to get a refill
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You can tell Jet and Ben are genuinely upset by the fish poking fun at them, especially Tai. Ben took his anger out on a young, drunk retard that can't fight sober, then both he and Jet talked shit on the way out as if they're big tough guys. All they ended up doing was looking like assholes, they can't just have fun with it, they had to "send a message" in a mean-spirited way.
Tai owned them both while drunk and wanted to have a silly rap battle beef and they wanted to pick on him physically too but he wasn't about that and called it for what it was.

Jet and Ben can't clap back because everything Tai and the fish say is dead on. I expect thin-skinned seething from Jet but Ben usually doesn't let things get to him.
Its the result of the same problem the season has had since the beginning, a very unclear delineation between Fish and Staff, even Fish and Freeloader. Its very late in the game to make the kind of correction Jet attempts to do now. If they wanted a wall between Fish and Production that was something they should have erected on day 1 and maintained. Everything is such a mess now that they can't expect Fish to listen and respect rules at all. Any Contestant that's paying attention knows that rules are meant to be broken in a compelling way for content so TJ isn't doing anything wrong and doesn't need to be reprimanded if they followed their own established ethics around how people interact within the show.
 
You can tell Jet and Ben are genuinely upset by the fish poking fun at them, especially Tai. Ben took his anger out on a young, drunk retard that can't fight sober, then both he and Jet talked shit on the way out as if they're big tough guys. All they ended up doing was looking like assholes, they can't just have fun with it, they had to "send a message" in a mean-spirited way.
Tai owned them both while drunk and wanted to have a silly rap battle beef and they wanted to pick on him physically too but he wasn't about that and called it for what it was.

Jet and Ben can't clap back because everything Tai and the fish say is dead on. I expect thin-skinned seething from Jet but Ben usually doesn't let things get to him.

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What's even more bizarre is that after this happened, Tai kept calling them out on it, saying that he doesn't care anymore and he is going to leave tomorrow (now today) anyway because "he bwoke da fishtank again" by going after the production. Jet ran upstairs and basically begged him to stay for 3 more days, possibly promising him a new monitor for the Xbox, alcohol, and cigarettes. Tai was unenthusiastic, but promised to think it over.
The whole thing just makes the production seem like they have zero handle over the show and it's teetering on the edge of implosion. One moment there is a crew member going full force and maxxing out a drunk retard, then a little later, the crew begs a another person to stay on the show for few more days. Like everybody knows that they cannot lose anybody because it could possibly torpedo the whole thing, but at the same time wiggers keep seemingly doing their hardest to drive people out of the house due to their own incompetence.
 
Have they even been doing confessionals this season? I haven't noticed yet. Not a good sign for the edited version if not.
 
Extremely rough recording (random rewinds due to file splicing) of the Tai/Jet bar interaction, hopefully someone has a better full clip. I figured this might be "better than nothing."
 
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Who do you all want to win the whole thing? Who do you think should be second place? I've talked about my opinions but I'm curious what others think.
Shinji has won me over with his living soundboard antics, night time shinji radio, and quirky engrish speaking ways. I think overtime he has earned his endorsements and I really hope he ends up putting up a spectacular performance. I like Trish but she's frustratingly quick to back down in actual head-to-head confrontation. Tay is an MDE fan who's incredibly cringe, I would be more open to supporting her if she would just react to things like Sam destroying the house in silenced bewilderment vs going "yeahhh woohoo!". Trish and Tay are both wet blankets when it comes to being fucked with but Trish is willing to try and stir the pot more whereas Tay gets praised for involuntarily physically lashing out and immediately regretting it afterward. TJ....he's okay, a bumbling oaf but I wouldn't mind seeing him or Shinji winning. The final female contestants? I don't know what it is with them, they do plenty but they never really seem to grab my attention like s1's Sylvia and Letty did...I hope they can develop in a way that really makes me go wow.
But who will run the show when Jet inevitably gets his ass tossed into the doghouse? One of the more competent members? Not on his watch!
my son....the time has come for YOU...yes YOU! to run the FISHTANK! jk have letty do it. She needs a job.
 
I love Tai and he is where my endorsement went to after Jimmy was eliminated. Tai is genuinely funny and great with the cast. Sam lucked out finding him last season and it was smart to bring him back this season. I really hope he succeeds in his career aspirations after the show.

As for who I hope to win, I feel indifferent about all of the fish and don't really care at this point. I feel like Shinji doesn't actually need the win, he's so popular and really good with the audience, I feel like he will be just fine after the show if he decides to go into streaming.

Tay is tough, she is in it to win it. I don't know if she will use the money wisely, opening a crochet shop is obviously not a good long term career, but at least she has a passion for something. No joke, I worry about her wasting a lot of her winnings on food since she has clearly relapsed.

TJ I don't even remember what he was planning to do with the money, wasn't he wanting to pay off debt? Either way, I don't care and I feel like he is the least deserving of the win due to him being boring overall and him being handed wins by production.

Trish has proven she is good at challenges, but tbh she's been pretty boring on her own. At least her career plans are better long term (tattoo artist) but who knows if she will actually do this, she also said she wastes a lot of her money on weed back home.

I feel like if we're talking strictly what is fair, Tay and Shinji should be the top two, but idk, it seems like they're REALLY trying to push TJ on us so it's probably going to be him and Shinji, especially since Tay already won $10K. In that case, I want Shinji to win. But again, I don't really care at this point.
 
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