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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
It looks like Britney really, truly, is out.
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You might notice that she's wearing oversized Croc's that don't fit her in the slightest. This is because her actual shoes have been stolen by Duan'ay, who managed to hide them in the laundry room. He was then parading around with her shoes for the next few minutes.
lol shit literal virgin walk image.
 
Love the look here. Very strong strange uncle vibes.

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Josie is streaming spontaneously in 15 minutes, guess she got the day off. If there's anything worthwhile regarding Fishtank I'll follow up.
 
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Well, that explains why the cops were by earlier and asked to see everyone in the house. It wasn't a SWAT call. Likely the neighbors called in a welfare check. It probably also explains some of why production is so on edge. They're probably getting some real nasty letters right now.

Minor PL: I once worked at a company that set up a branch office in a large house in a luxury neighborhood, mainly because they calculated that it would be cheaper than renting a comparable office space with on site equipment storage. It wasn't noisy, had odd hours or anything like that, and trees and walls obscured anyone from seeing anything. The neighbors still took umbrage at it being there and complained about the amount of traffic going to an fro on the residential street and filed complaints and threatened suits, so eventually they had to move out. Thing is, it still took months from start to finish to get them out, even with a lawyer three houses down pulling strings with the city and county on a pro bono basis.

The show could easily get done within the remaining time long before the wheels of officialdom get around to doing anything about it, so Sam and wiggers really only have to worry about the fanbase pulling stupid shit that gets cops further involved.

I look forward to S3 being filmed in one of the nastier ghettos of Rhode Island.

TLDR; JET IT UP!
 
I can see their problems accelerating if people just start showing the neighbors clips from the past week of all the violence and vomiting, it's already surprising no one's been banging on the front door with how they're within a more established residential area this time around.
 
Maybe they should have used some of that seed / capital to buy that warehouse to build the "house" set in, rather than continuing this "always dealing with the police and neighbors" shit.
 
The faggot who wrote this article lives here:
Ethan Wayne Shorey his Spouse Mikaela Shorey
49 New York Ave
Cumberland RI 02864
(401) 578-8128
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This reminds me of when Sam thought it would be a heckin epic idea to go after Joe Bernstein and it ended up with his hitpiece getting his show cancelled. The more you go after people like this the harder they are going to try to shutdown the show.
 
I refuse to believe Jeffery J Mutter is a real name clearly this is a fictional character installed in this towns city council by production. Production wins again.
 
Considering how much of a shitshow S2 has been I wouldn't be surprised if they stop entirely after this season.
It's clear that there was some early concept for the show with the 70s theme and the karate sessions but that got thrown out the window with all the early departures. Now it's just aimless with some intermittent monetary challenges.
It also doesn't help that the remaining contestants are not interesting and or likeable.
 
It looks like Britney really, truly, is out.
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You might notice that she's wearing oversized Croc's that don't fit her in the slightest. This is because her actual shoes have been stolen by Duan'ay, who managed to hide them in the laundry room. He was then parading around with her shoes for the next few minutes.

Awe, little cunt all happy to smash and cut up people's shit, but your hide her shoes and she quits.

I ain't a Taytriot, but I am a refugee, and you guys keep on having wins.
 
Considering how much of a shitshow S2 has been I wouldn't be surprised if they stop entirely after this season.
This season was already pre-funded by crowdfunding and even after buying a $500k+ house they still had plenty left over. Every bit of money they make from S2 is pure profit and there's nothing they can't improve upon. The potential house shit wouldn't even affect this season.
 
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Maybe they should have used some of that seed / capital to buy that warehouse to build the "house" set in, rather than continuing this "always dealing with the police and neighbors" shit.
Cloning the layout of a zillow house in RI would help as well. It would significantly decrease the chance of ever having to deal with the authorities. Also having them leave the house and find themselves in a warehouse would be hilarious.
 
Jet and Ben can't clap back because everything Tai and the fish say is dead on.
Does anyone have the clip(s) of what criticism Jet and Ben couldn't handle?

Sam can be an ass but he also has a big heart.
Look at the difference between Sam fighting TJ vs Ben.

Sam didn't have anything to prove. Sam showed his considerable skills, then stopped the fight before TJ got hurt, and told TJ he did well for stepping up against him.

Ben just whaled on TJ. It was embarrassing. Does Ben have so little confidence on his fighting abilities that he has to show off against a non-boxer half his size?

You can tell Jet and Ben are genuinely upset by the fish poking fun at them, especially Tai. Ben took his anger out on a young, drunk retard that can't fight sober, then both he and Jet talked shit on the way out as if they're big tough guys

The other day after the cell, when Ben was talking to Tay and Trish after Jimmy got kicked out, Ben discussed fights he had been in.

Ben came back into the room, after telling them a story about losing a fight while drunk, to tell a story about winning a fight in high school.

Ben said he didn't want Tay and Trish to think he 'only lost fights.'

It was so cringe that I thought Ben must be playing a character - an insecure middle aged loser with no confidence trying to impress some girls with 'tales from the playground.'

But now I think he was serious.
 
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The casting this season is just so fucking bad, man.

Like I couldn't help but enjoy watching Jimmy because everyone else was so fucking quiet. It's apparent now when the fish have been playing go fish for the last half hour and are now watching Shinji play pong in total silence.

I knew the whole time he was going to fucking blow up and go out suddenly. I just hoped they'd have the decency to kick him out in a way that let him go home clean.

Instead, I do sort of agree with Jimmy here, they constantly fucking rode him with production TTSes and countered every positive TTS to him with a negative prod TTS and messed with him everyday while Trish, Tayleigh, and Shinji kicked back. IMO they took advantage of his desperation for money and his mental illness to get him to go psychotic and attack a freeloader who jumped around and celebrated after he attacked her.

Obviously, he shouldn't have done that. But it feels like tackling a dog with known behavioral problems in order to have a reason to euthanize it.

Do I think he could have won it? No. But I'm fucking sick of watching production complain about the cast "dogpiling" people and then dogpiling one contestant themselves. Letty was clearly an outlier - there's just no way they'll ever find someone who is both very interesting and very resilient like that.

Like, it would've been better if Jimmy hadn't been cast at all and they found some other retard who wouldn't go psycho, but really it would've been better if the entire fucking cast was not these people. I don't know why every time they have someone interesting they need to just ream the fuck out of them until they clam up or quit.
 
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