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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
He stopped though. Both times Jimmy got into an altercation he didn't stop. I think there's a huge difference in that. Fatty had the mental guardrail knowing he can't make contact with Letty but Jimmy completely lost control and went delusional saying it was self-defense. Fatty at least knew what he was doing, where he was and why.
That's true. Fatty knew that him attacking Letty would violate the rules and could possibly lead to him being thrown out so he just resorted to spitting in her face. Man, imagine having less self control then fucking airsoftfatty lmao
 
they have nothing to worry about this season. all the town can do immediately is whine. bureaucracy moves at a snails pace and the show will be over in a couple weeks
There's also the fact that there would be nothing stopping them from selling the house and moving one town over. And what the fuck could the town even do against them? The entire thing's on camera, you're gonna know pretty quick if laws are getting broken.

Not have a fist fight with the contestants of your show. Sam was obviously going super easy on TJ, because he was trying to give him a moment to shine, let TJ stand up for himself, and as soon as it went a little too far down TJ taking a real blow, Sam ended it, and celebrated him. It was much more of a bit than an actual fight. Sam also said no more ringing Beef on production, it from the top down looks super shitty on Ben and I consider him as bad as Jet.
There really needs to be an established hierarchy here. In the early stages of the show, it seemed like Sam and Jet were the 'hosts' of the show that are openly permitted to mess with the Fish, while Ben, Vance, et al are the Lawful Neutral officials that are there to do Sam/Jet's bidding, hold the cameras, and ensure the Fish are okay. If they are going to openly mess with the Fish, then they should at least wear the Shark outfits from season 1 to easily delineate between the antagonist role and the production role. Thus far the only time I've seen the Sharks make an appearance was when Sam came out to give them a warning about invoking 'production told me to' every ten seconds. I still think Ben booting Duan'ye out of the cell claiming it was a production call was a bridge too far. I know he was a freeloader, but I was always under the impression freeloaders can win prizes other than the grand prize. They've leaned way way too hard into the gaslighting angle this season, and it's made worse by the fact that most of the fish appear to be at least nascently aware of MDE and the fact that their humor relies heavily upon misdirection and lies. Jimmy did what he did and I'm not going to make excuses for him, but Sam and the wiggers bear at least part of the blame for what happened when they established that the only rule is that there are no rules, and they will openly go back on their word if you're funny enough.
 
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That's true. Fatty knew that him attacking Letty would violate the rules and could possibly lead to him being thrown out so he just resorted to spitting in her face. Man, imagine having less self control then fucking airsoftfatty lmao
Yeah, it's just sad imo. I really don't think it's his heart or his intent to do that kind of thing. He just has no idea what's going on around him when he's mad. It's a terrible type of person to have in the tank but to me, if I were Jet or Sam, I would look at him and get him out of the show quietly rather than have Fishtank be the reason why people google him and get a video of him hitting a girl with a mallet.

I kind of wonder if they took him out that way during Production Says, and then realized it was so dire upstairs they had to bring him back. But in that case, be grateful, right? Don't skullfuck him for carrying the show despite the fact it's fucking his head up.
 
7,000 viewers at peak hours. Not looking good Tank bros.
That's on production for fucking up theirs/the contestants sleeping schedules, they go to sleep in the early morning and the best content occurs late at night, this may be TMI but it probably lowers viewership since people in other places (Europe) won't be able to watch it unless they're pulling an all nighter
 
That's true. Fatty knew that him attacking Letty would violate the rules and could possibly lead to him being thrown out so he just resorted to spitting in her face. Man, imagine having less self control then fucking airsoftfatty lmao
To play Devil's Advocate, Letty was spitting on people's stuff, putting it in the toilet, she put Frank's shit in the closet, etc. I pulled for Letty and like her a lot, but she helped initiate the body-fluid play and had Fatty wrapped around her finger as her minion for a good long while, so imo it was karmic that he'd flip out and spit on her.

Letty didn't strike me as fearing for her safety like how Brit did when Jimmy went at her, she was just annoyed, but even she laughed it off on stream later and had Fatty on during her drunk stream with Sylvia.
 
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7,000 viewers at peak hours. Not looking good Tank bros.
Looks like fuck all is going on. Just people sitting around a house looking really bored, which makes me bored. I have no idea how they're supposed to pull this out of the shitter but an attempt where Jet falls flat on his face again might be funny.

In fact they should just give everyone a mission to bully Jet, bring Frank Hassle on to help.
 
Is Oliver officially the least interesting freeloader in Fishtank history? I can only think of Ella as a freeloader who was more boring.
 
boxing etiquette reveals a lot about a persons character. all im saying is ben is likely an insecure faggot deep down.

I remember watching Tyler Cassidy’s boxing training footage with Sam, Scott and the wiggers and he was lightly sparring Ben and it looked like Ben wanted to take his fucking head off for no reason but couldn’t break through Tyler’s guard but was hitting him in the gloves above his face hard as fuck for the size difference (it was a guard drill). Ben still had those dead eyes like he wanted to kill him. It was quite bizarre to think about after seeing the beatdown he gave TJ. I think Ben has some tard rage. I can’t find the video anywhere, I don’t know if Tyler privated it.

As for the people complaining about the house in their neighborhood, they may have looked into Sam/his history and could be worried about their home values going down if the show keeps continuing to film there every season (which the wiggers say it’s not).
 
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they are playing a blindfold game, supposedly one of them doesnt have a blindfold but they all do. the objective is to touch the person without the blindfold. tai determined that everyone had a blindfold on by touching them so they think ben is in the room hiding somewhere. this has been going on for a long time. they are retarded and still havent figured out no one is in the room with them.
 
Every time I check into the show its so boring, most of the fish just sit there whenever there is a challenge and wait for it to end because there is never any actual direction and none of the rules matter, it feels like half the time production needs to come in and change the game or something. Honestly I think its a mix of production and the fish being retarded.
 
The lights are out all over the house while the fish are playing in the dark. It's set up for a meeting in the living room, and Tai thinks Frank Hassle is coming. He sounds concerned when he says this.

Trish calls Jet a cuck and a pussy as well while they're messing around.

Fucking pictures won't upload right now in TOR or clearnet
 
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I know he's supposed to be the main character but the endorsement count is looking grim
 

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There's also the fact that there would be nothing stopping them from selling the house and moving one town over. And what the fuck could the town even do against them? The entire thing's on camera, you're gonna know pretty quick if laws are getting broken.
There doesn't necessarily have to be anything outright illegal going on inside the home. The primary way of winning in a situation like this is to annoy the fuck out of the property owner. Civil actions, small government bullshit, etc all take time and money to address. This is somewhat of a frequent issue with people buying properties to rent out on AirBnB. Someone gets a bit loud and the neighborhood decides that they're done. However, it still takes some time, the fastest I've seen still took around a month of fighting and that was a much much smaller town and one of the next door neighbors was a local judge. Owner of the property probably got a total of 3 months of bookings before things went bust. Likely a complete wash in terms of profitability.

The issue with moving towns is that you still have the house. That's a pretty big expense, especially because it sounds like the place wasn't in the best condition - basement flooding, dated design, etc. Selling the house might also be a bit complicated due to the show. If you were looking at house to buy, would you really want one that has an internet presence? It's like buying a porn house.
 
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