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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Do we think Sam is going to allow TTS to spam about TJ's porn use after that grilling? I wonder how the girls will react if they find out?
 
CoolFool said:
Do we think Sam is going to allow TTS to spam about TJ's porn use after that grilling? I wonder how the girls will react if they find out?
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jimmy said he wasnt supposed to talk about it. at first he was implying it without telling TJ and then he couldnt hold it in anymore. after he told TJ he said that he wasnt supposed to tell the other fish. theyre trying to keep it under wraps still, i think jimmy was too retarded to keep it secret.
 
You can tell Jimmy genuinely likes Shinji. The tone shift between TJ-Jimmy and Shinji-Jimmy was dramatic. Went from a weird, tense Joker-esque showdown to a chill bro hangout instantly.

What does Jimmy mean when he keeps saying "the help"? I assumed he meant his new tard wranglers but Sam had Trish deliver him a message from "the help" about when his next interview would be, so now I'm not sure.

And how did Tay's chat with Jimmy go?
 
Sneedifarms said:
guy doesn’t do shit and he’s pretty out in the open about his deviant behavior.
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"Shinji is boring he doesn't do anything!" has to be one of the lowest IQ takes. He dominates every challenge he's in and has constant standout moments. He's going to either win the tank or come in second. If he really didn't do anything no one would like him and Sam would have kicked him off.
 
CoolFool said:
I can't turn my volume up rn so I'm having trouble hearing, what is the paper Jimmy gave Shinji and what does it say?
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It appears to be one of the papers he brought in with him into the fishtank, it had his plans to be funny for the season, doing shit like calling the black guy brotha (Frank before he got replaced with Brian)
 
RED ALERT TJ BY THE BEEF BELL RED ALERT. I hope he does it hes gotta man the fuck up.
"I dont wanna get my ass kicked in boxing again but i gotta do what i gotta do."

Now jimmy is trying to weasel out of boxing lmao
 
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TJ rang the beef bell against Jimmy and Jimmy is trying to bitch out saying he's out if they're just gonna try to rile him up again and that he doesn't wanna "play by their rules" and Sam just says "yeah that's great lets play by your rule".
 
This is either gonna be kino or the thing that ends the show forever.

Oliver helping TJ warm up is wholesome and the first time I've liked him so far.
 
Jimmy is currently refusing to do a beef with TJ. He is talking to Sam and said something interesting, something to the effect of "I already told you I'm not getting riled up again before I came here", it kind of sounded like Jimmy and Sam came to some agreement beforehand and now Jimmy feels Sam is going back on what they agreed to. Sam basically said "okay whatever" and told Jimmy they gotta do this beef challenge.

Jimmy is saying if he boxes TJ he isn't following the boxing rules and will just get riled up trying to actually beat the shit out of TJ. Is this just BS because he's scared of TJ whooping his ass, or is he really worried about getting going too far and getting kicked out? Guess we're gonna find out.

Horsefucker VS dogfucker, here we go!
 
Sicko Hunter said:
"Shinji is boring he doesn't do anything!" has to be one of the lowest IQ takes. He dominates every challenge he's in and has constant standout moments. He's going to either win the tank or come in second. If he really didn't do anything no one would like him and Sam would have kicked him off.
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I dunno how anyone's surprised Shinji's doing so well, he's Japanese. Degrading game shows are the native environment of his people.
He's an Asian Carp in the American Fishtank.
 
CoolFool said:
Jimmy is saying if he boxes TJ he isn't following the boxing rules and will just get riled up trying to actually beat the shit out of TJ. Is this just BS because he's scared of TJ whooping his ass, or is he really worried about getting going too far and getting kicked out? Guess we're gonna find out.
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Worried the stupid delusions he was spouting about winning are about to make him look retarded
 
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