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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Lake Cresva Diver said:
jimmys mission of making the show good has failed
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Are you retarded? that was the best bit of the entire show, TJ fucking took all jimmy and and is still standing. Chat going crazy, sam screaming at jimmy in a rage. Jimmy got ran the fuck out in tears.
Jimmy wasn't the reason, sure, but without him.. i'm not sure we woudl ahve gotten that.
 
Polyboros2 said:
Fake and gay.

I called before hand this was Heel Turn Jimmy to be beaten by TJ to build him up. It took him half an hour to have the balls to ring the bell and he got mogged in the fight. Jimmy threw to save the bit of building up TJ cause TJ couldn't win. He was never staying there the entire night.

TJ worst fish, the forced growth arc for him has been a failure and I have never been less interested in the show because of this.
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Sam screaming at Jimmy was louder than when Jon was going to rip Letty’s passport. No way that was scripted.
 
Chuck McGill said:
Is there anything to what Jimmy was saying? I seem to recall at least one of the Fish got their deviantart history revealed, but it was just weird porn, not necessarily anything morally objectionable.
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Yes, TJ's porn account (made in 2020) where he favorites almost 10,000 different porn images and left comments. He has a thing for horses, troons, and parental incest porn. Guy is gross.
 
What an embarrassing display of a fight, both looked like shit and obviously can't fight, but at least TJ isn't pretending or being as much of a faggot as Jimmy.

Their reactions after the fight are even more cringe, TJ shouting insults at Jimmy and only showing will after Jimbo left to the basement out of shame.
 
Did they leave Jimmy in the basement by himself after the fight?! The one security guy is still by the stone wall where the Judge told him to stand, I don't see the other one. If he's down there with Jimmy by himself I pity the guy. He may be huge but tard wrangling is no easy task.

Did anyone see if someone went down there with him?

Good for TJ. He's had the shit beat out of him 3 times already on the show, in increasing levels of intensity, and hasn't cracked. He may act like a pussy sometimes and watch weird porn, but he's got that inner toughness. I'm not surprised he's crying right now, he probably never realized he was capable of that. It's an emotional thing for a man. Boxing a retard may not seem like a huge deal to some people but to a terminally online zoomer like TJ it's a really big moment, especially after being antagonized by said retard for so long.
 
popnloch ness monster said:
yuh, he was one of Sam's fixer-uppers, but he fucked up majorly the only way he could fuck up, by giving Sam the ick by quitting
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Didn't even quit, he refused to participate as if he was making the rules, I think that's really what got Sam pissed.
 
PEAK FISHTANK KINO

Im so pumped for TJ, little guy is really going through it. He has to be adrenaline dumping right now lol. My favorite moment was when jimmy was kneeled down and judge told them to fight and TJ popped him square in the face REAL GOOD.
Jimmy wasnt throwing, hes an out of shape dweeb who went as hard as he could in 15 seconds then gassed. TJ was gassed too but he at least had the balls to not quit.
 
TJ can be forgiven for his goofy lil pictures after this segment. Official top G.

Also Jimmy saying anything about horses is a nigger calling a nigger black or however the saying goes, he's got some retard style stuff on his deviantart. Scrolled, not impressed.
 
Google.com said:
He almost broke the basement door in a tard rage.
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Sam breaks stuff in the house for fun.

I wasn't sure why the fuck they brought Jimmy back and this was it. Jimmy wasn't going to be doing the show long term with two security guards around him, it was a desperate bid to make TJ seem favorable. Y'all saying TJ was doing good are full of shit, he never stood his ground, Jimmy would pummel him over and over again in the head, TJ barely got any good hits in. At one point Jimmy is hunched over exaggeratedly huffing and TJ comes from the side to cheap shot him in the ears and Jimmy still deflects.

Jimmy had to quit for TJ to get a win, because he wasn't going to be allowed to win the fight, he was only brought back for this bit and TJ couldn't even step up to a set up. It's so tremendously fake and gay I'm out of the season entirely. Will probably be Trish and TJ as the final 2, and who the fuck could give a damn about that.
 
It's hilarious how the same retards who will rightfully call out Jet and Sam for being lazy and having nothing planned go into full "EVERYTHING IS SCRIPTED!" conspiracy mode anytime something like this happens. Yeah I'm sure Sam who has a long documented history of steroid abuse and anger problems faked that freakout and almost breaking a door. I'm sure Jimmy the autistic who tried 3 times to attack women faked that.
 
Tj is a faggot. Jimmy is also a faggot. Jimmy quit the fight, therefore Jimmy is a quitting faggot. He is the greater of two faggots. Simple as. You don't have to like TJ or his forced arc to like this moment.

This was an outright quit too. There's no misunderstanding present, he literally said "I quit" lmao
 
Sicko Hunter said:
If your reaction to the past 20 minutes is "wow this is boring" you are gay.
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By that I mean that it sucks we are back to these people that aren't very good at making the show interesting.
Sam already said they need a new retard for a reason. Jimmy added mad hype but it lead to an hour or two of content. Not that much when you consider how much money goes into this shit and how desperate they were just hours before for things to happen.
 
It honestly seems just a little too perfect. There was no way keeping Jimmy in the tank was going to be sustainable in the long term, even with the smoke-alarm American security guards flanking him. Were they going to sleep in the bed with him too? They bring him in for like 20 minutes and he just so happens to get himself kicked by giving him as he has the upper hand? And it's really not that hard to act that over the top, pretty much any autistic tard can do it. The only thing that gives me hope that it's real is how genuinely angry Sam appeared to be as they moved him down to the basement. And now that he's no longer a contestant, there's absolutely nothing stopping them from just bringing him back in tomorrow. Having him as a recurrent antagonist would be a damn sight more interesting than Frank Hassle.
 
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