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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Dumbgay is being based, denouncing Trannies. Saying that he doesn't like people changing their bodies and bringing up the suicide statistic. Rare Tai L, afraid to get cancelled, demanded to change the topic into anime.

After the tranny conversation, Shinji asked if anyone would rather fuck Nifty or Taylor with a dick. TJ immediately answered Taylor with a dick.
 
bro thats literally the same thing. quitting the fight means quitting the show, quitting the show means quitting the fight.
I've re-watched the segment a few times now. Jimmy tries big-dicking Sam a couple times to get out of the fight, threatening to walk from the show multiple times. He bought into his own hype and honestly believed that he was the main attraction of the FishTank and thought he could leverage it to get whatever he wanted. When he "quit the show", he snarkily says "I quit the show, how's that?" expecting Sam to beg him to stay.

If you notice leading up to the fight, Jimmy made multiple demands that were acquiesced to. The first being "I'm not going to be following boxing rules" which was actually just him trying to scare Sam out of making him do the match, but Sam just said "Ok yeah that's perfect". The second time was when Sam announced 1:30 rounds and 1:30 rest periods and Jimmy said "We're only doing one round, I'm serious" which was him saying he'd walk if he had to do anything different. Which is hilarious because Jimmy only quit because he got so gassed out and if there had been rounds and rest periods he might have been able to hang on.

The amount of delusion this retard was under is astounding.
 
I read the TJ vs Sam boxing situation completely differently
Sam sperged because he's a pent up guy that can get caught up in the moment, but he's also a highly attuning fella who genuinely doesn't like seeing people distressed, so he switched gears as if there was an emotional arc to the experience, turning his spergery into a "growth experience" of TJ's (and he got away with it, because people are suckers) - rather than any regard for TJ, it was his disregard for him that found them boxing when they shouldn't be
I don't think Sam cares about TJ either way, he's a sperg in a way that endears to no-one
Agree to disagree then. I see it as Sam disliking Jimmy for being a retard who likes to get physical with women while also wanting to squeeze as much content out of him as possible, so he engineered this knowing Jimmy and TJ would get into a beef and that Jimmy, being retarded, would embarrass himself and get thrown out of the house. I do think he wanted the fight to go on a lot longer and was legit pissed off at how utterly pathetic and cowardly Jimmy was, but the end goal was always getting Jimmy to make an ass of himself and getting kicked off. What, were those two security guys gonna shadow Jimmy the entire rest of the show?
 
My baseless schizo theory is that Sam purposely told Jimmy about the lubecooch stuff so that it would forever be tainted by Jimmy’s schizophrenia. It’s sort of like how Channing showing up drunk to talk to null forever tainted the Marky shit.
 
i haven't seen every second of this, but has anyone actually named the jew on the show?
jimmy, for his give US history around vietnam, did say bobby kennedy was murdered/assassinated by mossad and the CIA, then jet cut him off and said "that's all we need" (very coincidental). anything else good?
Please stop posting. Every single post you've made in this thread is profoundly retarded.
 
What, were those two security guys gonna shadow Jimmy the entire rest of the show?
the two bruthas were a visual gag, not actual security for security, and in seriousness not dissimilar to the restraining order they wrote up - I get the logic, but fishtank breaks it, because his stay wouldn't have been contingent on there being two mandingos to shadow him, but that there was levity in the process of reintroducing him
I don't know if he was supposed to stay or fuck off in short order, or maybe do the bit with Frank and fuck off, if it's as you say, or it's another "say to the camera ~I quit~" contract/liability voiding shenanigans
 
What does it say that Asian people feel at home on Fishtank? Do Asian people respond well to the pressures of the tank, or is it that being Asian just means your whole life is like Fishtank?
As someone who worked in Japan... Japanese workplaces and high schools are pretty much fishtank, if all the pressure cooker stress was on conforming and not making waves instead of standing out. We're talking about a society that expects you to come into work an hour early and stay after work a couple hours unpaid to do bullshit like clean the office, print and file e-mails and fold and stuff mailers. If you fail to meet sales goals, you're publicly named and shamed at meetings. As a gaijin employee, you get more leeway than the natives, but it's still a working environment that no Westerner would find tolerable in their own country. Once, for failing to meet a task for a client and costing a contract, my manager made me stand outside in the public hallway and not move for an hour. One of the most fucking humiliating moments of my life.
 
Agree to disagree then. I see it as Sam disliking Jimmy for being a retard who likes to get physical with women while also wanting to squeeze as much content out of him as possible, so he engineered this knowing Jimmy and TJ would get into a beef and that Jimmy, being retarded, would embarrass himself and get thrown out of the house. I do think he wanted the fight to go on a lot longer and was legit pissed off at how utterly pathetic and cowardly Jimmy was, but the end goal was always getting Jimmy to make an ass of himself and getting kicked off. What, were those two security guys gonna shadow Jimmy the entire rest of the show?
Bad take. Sam said he was going to send all the women to have 1 on 1's with Jimmy. It was only when the women didn't do anything that he sent TJ and Shinji upstairs. When he saw how the Tj/Jimmy talk went, that's when they decided to try to lean into it and stir up some drama. I don't think Sam expected Jimmy to try to throw his weight around (they convinced him he was the key to the show's success) and he got pissed that Jimmy was trying to boss production around to get out of the challenge.

Jimmy was definitely not planned to get kicked off the same day of his le epic Reddit return. Sam was clearly pissed that he left so early. You guys sperg out saying they should plan more but when they do plan everything falls apart, like this situation.
 
Brittney activated Jimmy and Tay's schizo switches, got one kicked, and made the other one put all her shit in a bag on her back. Jimmy could never
Tay was hardly schizo at that moment, she literally heard them scheming. Her hobo satchel was a really clever idea to keep her stuff on her person at all times. They just couldn't get to her stuff so they destroyed Danye's clothing instead. She was really restless the whole morning, moving from one room to another every 2-3 minutes because she was stuck in a defensive position. Ironically it was a TTS that changed her outlook. I can't remember what the exact TTS said but it used the African voice and said something like "Your possessions are your weakness, Frank will destroy them anyway." Shortly after that you get this sudden change where she hands her clothes to Danye and does her paint attack in B2 then rips her plushie up and throws the contents in Brittney's face, then throws paint on the record and tosses it at Trish's feet basically declaring that she doesn't give a fuck about her stuff any longer. Tay isn't some spergout fag like Jimmy so after she clocked Trish she instantly restrained herself before Vance even managed to intervene.
 
In other news, two new songs with Letty dropped, who knows how old they are.



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Letty cleans up well, you wonder why she's with Tax. Oh well.
 
There's an alternative universe out there where they didn't do the Brian and Cole elimination challenge during the first few days. If they didn't do that Brian, Cole and JC would still be here with their own alliances. Detective Cole and his sidekick JC vs Brian and his poor friends. Remember, JC said that if she didn't go, then Cole would've been eliminated. If Cole wasn't kicked, they wouldn't have had any problem with Jimmy because they could just kick him since they have another content producer, essentially preventing the whole Abby situation. This, too, would've made Brian a good villain with his feud against Cole and made the Cell challenge kino with his unwavering determination to get that 10k.

Some may argue that JC would've left regardless, but you have to take into account that her leaving was early and wasn't dramatic. I don't even think Cole knew JC sacrificed herself for him in the tank. If they had more time to bond, her farewell would've been impactful for the viewers and Cole, himself. She could even tell Cole to never give up and stay for her, strengthening his will to go on.

Some also might say that he would've just been a bigger pain for the producers because of his ego and the fact that he kept threatening them that he would quit, but that's why I specifically mentioned the Brian and Cole elimination challenge. If he had JC, or at least someone on his side, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have acted like that. He joined the tank to be more extroverted and have friends (lol), but everyone hated him except for JC. Didn't help that people were fucking with his stuff and had no one on his side, so yeah, no wonder he wanted to quit. Not being a moralfag here, just stating the reason why. Hell, even if JC had to go early, they could've just whipped out a female freeloader so he at least had someone with him.

Cole was the perfect main character and they blew it when they kicked him. He was more stable than Jimmy, was the only fish who wasn't under medication, loved by the audience and had an organic arc and storyline. We could've had amazing content from him, but the wiggers just had to ruin it. If they just played their cards right none of this would've happened and they wouldn't have needed to rely on Jimmy. I bet you, with every passing day, they regret kicking Cole for the most absurd reason.

Can you imagine what his story would've been like in S2? A detective, named Cole, searches for clues and encounters a woman in distress named JC, but little did he know that woman would soon stab him in the back. They both encounter a safe in B2 and attempt to solve the password, as they continue, their bond grow stronger and she slowly regrets picking up the dagger. As the citizens of the tank slowly turn against him, and being unable to pay rent, it seems all hope is lost, until JC confesses everything she's done and gives back his chips. Cole forgives and offers her the role of being his official sidekick, and JC accepts. Now with their alliance solidified, it's up to them to solve the mystery of the tank and survive the upcoming obstacles.

The wiggers had to ruin it though, so their only options now are: a communal hole, coomer who is "initiative", /ourguy/ and /ourgirl/
 
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i haven't seen every second of this, but has anyone actually named the jew on the show?
jimmy, for his give US history around vietnam, did say bobby kennedy was murdered/assassinated by mossad and the CIA, then jet cut him off and said "that's all we need" (very coincidental). anything else good?
There was an entire challenge of Jew naming when they had the Epstein client list challenge and Jim was giddily telling Tay that the sewer Jew story was real. Jet cut him off because he doesn't ever shut the fuck up on his own

Can you imagine what his story would've been like in S2? A detective, named Cole, searches for clues and encounters a woman in distress named JC, but little did he know that woman would soon stab him in the back. They both encounter a safe in B2 and attempt to solve the password, as they continue, their bond grow stronger and she slowly regrets picking up the dagger. As the citizens of the tank slowly turn against him, and being unable to pay rent, it seems all hope is lost, until JC confesses everything she's done and gives back his chips. Cole forgives and offers her the role of being his official sidekick, and JC accepts. Now with their alliance solidified, it's up to them to solve the mystery of the tank and survive the upcoming obstacles.
Cole and his junior detective JC team up against 8 brainwashed Initiative members and a revolving cast of visitors (maybe friend, maybe foe?) to discover the secrets of this mysterious cult and expose Judge Jeddidiah Goldstriker's countless financial crimes. Kino

I still like what we have for the most part but damn that would have been something. I don't know how all the puking challenges would fit the theme though. "Cole the clues are at the bottom of the gallon of milk. Drink up boy!"
 
What's are odds of them dragging Jimmy back on yet again? I wouldn't put it past them.
Jimmy will just become a reoccurring cartoon villain. That'd be really funny and bring in a lot of hate $$$. Since it'd be really funny the wiggers clearly aren't going to do it.
Really don't know how they're going to control his tard-outs but if they decide to do tha, Sam will fuck it up by letting Jimmy stay in the basement one night then Jet will go fuck it up by making Jimmy go do something that's going to make him sperg out.
 
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There's an alternative universe out there where they didn't do the Brian and Cole elimination challenge during the first few days.
Sam desperately tried for this to be the case but Jet and whichever wigger was in charge of the poll completely fucked up. The poll was supposed to be for the two least liked fish, but the wigger made it "Who is the biggest chump in the house" this was right after JC had stolen Coles chips so he got lots of votes. Then when hearing that it was between Cole and Brian, Sam straight up said 'Well we can't risk Cole, the fish everyone likes the most, who was third place?" and Jet just didnt get it and radioed the wigger (probably Josie) who just ummed and ahhed so long, with Jet shrugging, that Sam got pissed and just said fuck it. Jimmy was obvious third place and everyone on the site could see it, now I wonder if it was intentional sabotage by Jet...
 
Another Frank Hassle Jimmy post, this time from his Instagram, he also confirmed on Twitter that it was taken AFTER he was kicked off, so I guess everything is chill?


 
Another Frank Hassle Jimmy post, this time from his Instagram, he also confirmed on Twitter that it was taken AFTER he was kicked off, so I guess everything is chill?
This more or less proves Jimmy's tard-out was 100% the plan. Whether Jimmy was acting or was manipulated, it doesn't matter, Sam got the outcome he wanted. Either that or they're not letting Hassle back on the show so he's just trying to siphon some fishtank clout, I think sam retweeted something about frank implying he'd return like a week ago but other than that I haven't seen any confirmation he's actually coming on?
 
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