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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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>least delusional jimmycel
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
So this is the kind of person simping for Tay, the pick-me sloth.
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more than there being a type that simps for her, there's a type who hates her because she has expressed racisms - brownoid men

they can court edginess for as long as it doesn't remind them of being othered in their own lives, the idea of a white woman with a preference for white things intimidates them, so they get a bit hate-crazy
 
popnloch ness monster said:
more than there being a type that simps for her, there's a type who hates her because she has expressed racisms - brownoid men

they can court edginess for as long as it doesn't remind them of being othered in their own lives, the idea of a white woman with a preference for white things intimidates them, so they get a bit hate-crazy
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What a retarded take.

-People don't like her because she's unashamedly boring. She's not even tryin.g

-People don't like her being racist because it feels hollow. She's only doing it for approval and to sound cool and edgy not really because she's racist or find racist jokes funny.

Also not sure if other remember it but TTS asked Josie her type of guy and she said white. No one got mad or started hating her for that.
 
JamusActimus said:
People don't like her being racist because it feels hollow. She's only doing it for approval and to sound cool and edgy not really because she's racist or find racist jokes funny.
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its really telling that recently her only friend has been dumb gay the 82 IQ nigger faggot that never shuts the fuck up, plays with his own shit, and says retarded shit about white people. remember a couple weeks ago when tay was complaining about him after he first got there? she talked about how she was going to snap and blast N’s at him. i believed her at the time but now its obvious she larps for the attention.
 
Fun moment from the other night, Tai absolutely ripping into Danye, complete savage mode. Shingi Loving it, Trish loving it.


One of the funnier things is the next day Danye was going on and on about how he's impossible to sneak up on while sleeping, how aware he is etc.
 
Gourmet Race said:
Cole was the perfect main character and they blew it when they kicked him. He was more stable than Jimmy, was the only fish who wasn't under medication, loved by the audience and had an organic arc and storyline. We could've had amazing content from him, but the wiggers just had to ruin it. If they just played their cards right none of this would've happened and they wouldn't have needed to rely on Jimmy. I bet you, with every passing day, they regret kicking Cole for the most absurd reason.
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There’s something very special about a fish who is both autistic enough to be funny and self aware enough to be relatable. Usually it’s one or the other. One end of the spectrum you have Jon and Jimmy, on the other end you have somebody like Vance. Cole took both of these things and seemingly combined them.

In a way, Cole was almost above Fishtank. That doesn’t mean I think he’s too good for the show, rather the combination of hating the big reveal on day five accompanied by his constant ability to notice rehashed bits from season one and to actively complain about how un creative it was made him far more dangerous than somebody like Jimmy or Summer. At least with Jimmy and Summer they were willing to go along with everything. Cole wasn’t dangerous because he was unstable, he was dangerous because he could see through production’s constant bullshit, and they didn’t like that.

I remember how they attempted to give Cole a partner with CK, but that lasted for less than five minutes. They seemed to forgot about that plot line. I also don’t think his complaints to the camera about quitting were bad. It’s nothing new on Fishtank and has gone all the way back to season one. If you want to see someone using their supposed entertainment value as leverage to be coddled look at Jimmy. Constant threats directly to Sam’s face saying he’ll leave if something didn’t go his way during the boxing match. That’s what it truly looks like. Cole’s threats to quit felt less like threats and more like him ranting to the camera as a cope. And they were for more appeasable too. Get him a freeloader partner and maybe don’t beat the shit out of him lol. There’s a reason why fucking Noble 6 got him to stay the first time. He’s autistic as hell.

To finish this essay, in the mid 1960’s The Beach Boys released an album titled pet sounds. It is arguably the greatest album of all time. Brian Wilson, the one mostly responsible for the album, wanted to make one ten times better and began producing it, calling the album Smile. Sadly, due to drug overuse and the Beatles releasing Sgt Pepper the album was never completed. This is recognized as one of the biggest tragedies in music history. In my opinion, everything with Cole and JC was Pet Sounds. The Cole vs the house arc would’ve been the show’s Smile, but it never came to be. I think Cole being kicked might be recognized as the greatest piece of missed potential in fishtory.
 
Oliver allegedly applied through the retard audition call that Sam posted on Twitter after Jimmy got kicked. However, it seems like he was already at least somewhat of an acquaintance with the wiggers. They probably just didn't want to go through the hassle of bringing in some unknown retard who could blow the show up even more, so they just got a friend of theirs.
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Devil's Avocado said:
Oliver allegedly applied through the retard audition call that Sam posted on Twitter after Jimmy got kicked. However, it seems like he was already at least somewhat of an acquaintance with the wiggers. They probably just didn't want to go through the hassle of bringing in some unknown retard who could blow the show up even more, so they just got a friend of theirs.
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he mentioned his clothing ”brand” last night, i doubt anyone cares.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
Oliver allegedly applied through the retard audition call that Sam posted on Twitter after Jimmy got kicked. However, it seems like he was already at least somewhat of an acquaintance with the wiggers. They probably just didn't want to go through the hassle of bringing in some unknown retard who could blow the show up even more, so they just got a friend of theirs.
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Thank you so much for digging that up, he had said it one night in the dog house and I didn't clip it. Nobody else had caught it and I felt like I was going insane. Finally, something to actually substantiate it.
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
So this is the kind of person simping for Tay, the pick-me sloth.
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Fake Taytriots like her because she says le funny ebin Nigger and Kike words xD. They'll like anything that says racial slurs. True Taytriots appreciate her for her unbridled autism making her install Linux and fuck up her wifi drivers and having almost encyclopedic knowledge about Green Day

Tay doesn't belong in a sundress and a wheatfield she belongs in a pop punk band as the lead singer
 
One thing I really miss is the acting challenges, and I know they aren't doing them because these fish really suck at them. Like thats what had me looking at Jimmy early on because he was the only one who would jump into the acting thing when there was a reason. the rest just kinda half-ass. when i look at the challenges that happened last season he would've been a killer especially as there was just so, so, so much less physical punishment and barfing and shit.

the adverse is true: i don't think any of these fish woulda done well last season. they're not finalists for that show. he's obviously a profound cunt but if I'm comparing both seasons I really don't vibe with whatever they're testing the fish on this go around. i don't like the beef bell, I don't like boxing, i like watching something like America's Got Talent for degenerate comedians and not barfhouse... it's good when there's a mix of funny people vibing and mostly I'm seeing a lot of strung out people half-assing morning challenges and then being puppets for whatever narrative the wiggers want to enforce in the evening
 
Lowercase I internet said:
To finish this essay, in the mid 1960’s The Beach Boys released an album titled pet sounds. It is arguably the greatest album of all time. Brian Wilson, the one mostly responsible for the album, wanted to make one ten times better and began producing it, calling the album Smile. Sadly, due to drug overuse and the Beatles releasing Sgt Pepper the album was never completed. This is recognized as one of the biggest tragedies in music history. In my opinion, everything with Cole and JC was Pet Sounds. The Cole vs the house arc would’ve been the show’s Smile, but it never came to be. I think Cole being kicked might be recognized as the greatest piece of missed potential in fishtory.
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I'm still wondering what Cole even did to get this kind of response from people. I can't think of a single thing he did on the show other then him looking around the house for clues.
 
Gourmet Race said:
Cole was the perfect main character and they blew it when they kicked him. He was more stable than Jimmy, was the only fish who wasn't under medication, loved by the audience and had an organic arc and storyline. We could've had amazing content from him, but the wiggers just had to ruin it. If they just played their cards right none of this would've happened and they wouldn't have needed to rely on Jimmy. I bet you, with every passing day, they regret kicking Cole for the most absurd reason.
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Love you guys blaming the wiggers for Cole's tantrum. Yeah it was the crews fault Cole threw a childish tantrum and refused to stop bringing up season 1 after he was VERY clearly warned by Sam not to, insulted the crew and dropped Letty's legal name while she has a stalking case going on. Shut up.
 
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