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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Sicko Hunter said:
I'm still wondering what Cole even did to get this kind of response from people. I can't think of a single thing he did on the show other then him looking around the house for clues.
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i would say its as simple as having a memeable theme. being the “detective” is a pretty funny idea even if all he did was walk around with a flashlight. however i still think the story arc around the detective meme and a dame getting involved was quite good.
 
i thought cole had great potential. i dont think he ever really got to cash into it though. but i bet he would have ended up like jimmy unable to control himself(like when he cried after gator squats).
we need a self aware retard that is retarded enough to buy into some gasslighting/get worked up, but also able to control themseves and play a character even a little bit.

jimmy could have been great if he could have played his joker character, but i think he is to retarded to keep up the act. what if when brit smashed the phone he was able to control himself and just went into a diabolical laugh and just went sperging on about you dont know what you have done, now the real fun begins , or some other schitzo rants. but he cant act/control himself, instead he looses control and gets violent.

also i bet he does have 14 years of mma , by getting his ass kicked for 14 years.
 
Seanut Arbuckle said:
yeah don't think anyone here could pull off schizo vance. sad.
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Doll Activity was the moment I thought he had it. The way he was making baby noises and sprinting around every time the TTS told him where to look was 100% schizo vance material.

if production gave any of these other retards a gift prompt like: TTS is now going to spam you to run around on their orders and all you have to do to farm endorsements is go along with it, you could get maybe 10 minutes of action before they'd be over it and stop. he went for over an hour.
 
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Ben came and told Oliver to go to sleep in B1 because the jet lag and sleep deprivation has zombified him. Tayleigh was then tasked to watch him sleep once he falls asleep, the longer she keeps his eyes on him while he sleeps the more chips she wins.
I missed what happened before since I only just tuned in, but Tay claimed to have hypnotised him into admitting he was gay.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
Oliver allegedly applied through the retard audition call that Sam posted on Twitter after Jimmy got kicked. However, it seems like he was already at least somewhat of an acquaintance with the wiggers. They probably just didn't want to go through the hassle of bringing in some unknown retard who could blow the show up even more, so they just got a friend of theirs.
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When Joeyy was on tour he took tons of pictures with fans and put them in his IG stories. His crew would also get together with other local musicians and network and party, as touring musician are known to do. That's probably the extent of his relationship with Oliver. The Sam Hyde and Joeyy fanbase has a huge crossover.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
Oliver allegedly applied through the retard audition call that Sam posted on Twitter after Jimmy got kicked. However, it seems like he was already at least somewhat of an acquaintance with the wiggers. They probably just didn't want to go through the hassle of bringing in some unknown retard who could blow the show up even more, so they just got a friend of theirs.
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Xanax withdrawal tank is back
 
Noble Redditor said:
When Joeyy was on tour he took tons of pictures with fans and put them in his IG stories. His crew would also get together with other local musicians and network and party, as touring musician are known to do. That's probably the extent of his relationship with Oliver. The Sam Hyde and Joeyy fanbase has a huge crossover.
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didn't this guy ask for Sam to review his brand on one of his livestreams? him, or someone who had one very similar to his swag
normal orbiter stuff
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
i was wondering why she was doing the tranny face cover. not a tranny, just a butterface. also shes bri’ish.
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She lost a bit of weight around her face or at least photoshopped it out. But even Jimmy can find better BPD thot pussy than a grimey chav. Something has to be wrong with this woman if she's begging for Jimmy of all people. This will not end well for him.

Oh and as an adendum any girl unironically identifying as a "mommy dom" has several issues. Probably the same ones women pretending to be tradwives do. Heed my autistic wisdom. Avoid these women. I've made those mistakes so you don't have to. Horrible times await.
 
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Tbh I didn't like tj when the show started, but slowly he's become my favorite. Going from laying in the bed saying "why me, what do they see" to ringing the bell because he knew Jimmy needed to be out in his place. Say what you want about it being orchestrated, I think the boy has grown while in the tank. The porn shit is gross but he's a terminally online zoomer and I'm hoping being offline for this long+actually learning to deal with life will sorry his shit out.
I like to root for an underdog🤷🏿‍♂️
 
Steinercard said:
She lost a bit of weight around her face or at least photoshopped it out. But even Jimmy can find better BPD thot pussy than a grimey chav. Something has to be wrong with this woman if she's begging for Jimmy of all people. This will not end well for him.

Oh and as an adendum any girl unironically identifying as a "mommy dom" has several issues. Probably the same ones women pretending to be tradwives do. Heed my autistic wisdom. Avoid these women. I've made those mistakes so you don't have to. Horrible times await.
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Judging from his previous decisions, he will hurt himself either way. He won't heed those words anyway, regardless of who is telling him. Suffer, retard.

Also:
>br*tish
 
Surprised no one posted this yet but Taylor finally confirmed that she was never an actor.
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I can’t believe this fucker on /tv/ was right the entire time.
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Shinji's sabotage mission is a go, gets early info that the fish will have to assemble furniture, and he's gotta hide shit from people so that they can't finish it.
 
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