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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
FATTY MELTING DOWN ON THE HOOKER LOL
>SMASH IT tts
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Gonna say again, I'm no more negative than anyone else here, every other post is someone (usually the same 5-7 people) complaining about technical issues, Jet being stupid, incompetent wiggers, or complaining about the fish themselves.

Anyways, Fatty is only good in small doses, his loud mouth always overtakes everything else to where you can't hear what other people are saying. Several times he's butted in on other interesting conversations and made it all about him in his whiny loud voice. Fatty sucks.
I think Fatty for sure overstayed his welcome during season 1. I agree with you he needs to be used in small doses but I fundamentally disagree with you that he sucks. Like I get it's a matter of taste and it's subjective whether you personally like him but for a show like Fishtank a guy like Chris is perfect. He's unpredictable but not to the point of being a danger, he stirs up shit figuratively and literally in the house and gets people going. I've said it a million times before but Fatty was what kept the last 1/3 of the show from being terrible.
 
Allie just said to Fatty, "I'm aging like fucking horchata. All of this is over in like a few months. It's actually sad."
 
FATTY MELTING DOWN ON THE HOOKER LOL
He's still going, getting madder and madder over nothing. I guess she's his newest target, just like Letty before her. She has somehow slighted him by talking about "getting Ozempic in two weeks" and now he's going to melt down whenever she says something he disagrees with. He immediately went "Oh, fuck you. Now you legitimately got me heated. Out this fucking room, you greedy bitch." She says "Okay, but why?" and Fatty rants: "You're gonna take Ozempic from someone who's diabetic, as someone who's diabetic? Get the fuck off your high horse." It's been fifteen twenty minutes and he's still scolding her non-stop over anything she says, anything is enough to make him mad. Unless Sam wants to risk catching a case, this would be a good time to kick him out. No one else is even close to being as willing as Letty.

Update: Thirty minutes in and Fatty has taken her to the downstairs bathroom and made her look at herself. I guess he's giving her a lesson on self-worth. Sam goes "Chris, you almost done? How much longer do you need, Chris?" Fatty is still going. I can hear him saying "You understand what I mean, though? You understand where I'm coming from." lmao
 
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She's so quiet and he's so shrill, I can' t tell what they're arguing about. Did she say she was diagnosed as a "dark empath" by her neurologist, and he's saying it's a piss doctor? And they aren't taught to diagnose brains, only vaginas?
 
She's so quiet and he's so shrill, I can' t tell what they're arguing about. Did she say she was diagnosed as a "dark empath" by her neurologist, and he's saying it's a piss doctor? And they aren't taught to diagnose brains, only vaginas?
She said "urologist," not "neurologist."
In case you didn't notice, most of the time Allie is just doing a bit.
Earlier she said, "It depends on the circumcision, I mean, circumstances."

This goes back to what I was saying about the difference between Fatty's mental illness and Jimmy's - they just pushed Fatty and Allie into the bathroom to continue their argument and let other people talk and he can be trusted to go there without his rage increasing.
 
it's intentional, she's a character

it's letty all over again, except this girl rejected him multiple times by now

Okay, well she's pretty great, and the tank can use more people that care about entertaining beyond shouting over each other.
 
I just noticed TJ isn't doing his normal stimming/rocking around a woman, tbh I haven't seen him do that in a little bit. Is he cured or just too hung over and tired from days of boxing? Anyways I love this new girl Allie
I think Fatty for sure overstayed his welcome during season 1. I agree with you he needs to be used in small doses but I fundamentally disagree with you that he sucks. Like I get it's a matter of taste and it's subjective whether you personally like him but for a show like Fishtank a guy like Chris is perfect. He's unpredictable but not to the point of being a danger, he stirs up shit figuratively and literally in the house and gets people going. I've said it a million times before but Fatty was what kept the last 1/3 of the show from being terrible.
Tbh it doesn't sound like we're disagreeing? I think Fatty is good in small doses and can actually drive some good entertainment, either by making the fish uncomfortable or by him being the butt of the joke (like the hooker arc in S1), which seems to be the same exact thing you're saying. My gripe with bringing him back after he was already here is that I worry this is turning into S1 and he's going to end up staying the rest of the show, which we both agree sucked.
 
Tbh it doesn't sound like we're disagreeing? I think Fatty is good in small doses and can actually drive some good entertainment, either by making the fish uncomfortable or by him being the butt of the joke (like the hooker arc in S1), which seems to be the same exact thing you're saying. My gripe with bringing him back after he was already here is that I worry this is turning into S1 and he's going to end up staying the rest of the show, which we both agree sucked.
I think we pretty much agree yeah. I don't think Chris is going to be a freeloader. I think he was brought back on for a night and might sleep in the tank but he's not going to be on for weeks like he was before.
 
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