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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
attractive_pneumonia said:
He didn't react to Lubecooch, he reacted to "horse fucker." The specific TTS everyone references was along the lines of "TJ stop fucking horses and fuck that bitch Taylor right in front of you." The reason he snapped his head around to the TTS was because it specifically addressed him. He went to the basement to tell them to stop allowing that horsefucker shit from getting through because he didn't want to be harassed 24/7 in the same way Jimmy was with the dogfucker routine.
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That's not exactly what was said, if you watch the actual TTS I can't think of any reason why he would run to the basement that's more likely than that the account is his and TJ knows what was on his account.

You can also see that he snaps his head midway through the TTS, only after it becomes clear what it's about, he does not have any reaction to "TJ".



The fact that it didn't mention his username makes it seem even more likely to me that it's his account. If he got a TTS that said "we know you are this person and posted this on one of the accounts", it would make sense that he would want to go to the basement to convince production that that's not actually him even though he uses that username.

S.C.U.D. said:
First off, this was before the Jimmy dogfucker stuff really kicked off, and LONG before the day where Jimmy got tortured by Jet and Ben's TTS all day right before the mallet incident.
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Right, it was December 31st if the "New Year Party tonight" is anything to go by.
 
The Tall Man said:
Frank told him to do it and Shinji is beyond intimidated by Frank.

Frank pressuring Shinji is great, I hope Shinji snaps at Frank at some point.
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Jet is having Frank give Shinji orders upstairs. And Dumbgay give him orders downstairs. They're trying to get Shinji to react and fight back. While also showing that Shinji's ESL excuse doesn't always hold water. He's clearly acting like a little bitch.

Edit; Dumbgay told Shinji to shut up and he lowered his head and did it. Biggest pussy in the tank.

Edit 2: Oliver is begging shinji to walk away but Dumbgay is mogging him and making Shinji wash every inch of the kitchen by hand.
 
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Shinji, Duanye, and Oliver are having a retarded but entertaining 3-way argument about whether Shinji should be cleaning or looking for Oliver's shoes. Frank and Chris came in at different points to yell at/harass them. They have been going back and forth for a really long time. Now would be a good time for Dark Shinji but I don't think it's gonna happen.
 
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Love Bomb* ended early and effectively only happened under Josie and Vance anyway. People seemed to like that fish were putting effort into the initial challenge today so there was clearly something there, not sure why they didn't dig into it more.
Update: Actually it ended once Jet woke up at 5:30PM and it was as if nothing was different aside from getting the bar ready himself which isn't that unusual. Good to know Jet can't even attempt to follow through with this but Josie and Vance can with visible impact.

ps the printer is down so no more shout outs to viewers for fishtoys.
 
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Dumbgay dominated for the first and last 30 seconds. He adrenaline dumped in the middle. But then worked himself up after getting bodyshotted and was able to finish Oliver. Dumbgay surprisingly has power. If he had cardio he’d be scary.
 
Some clips I made from yesterday, but I wasn't able to upload them. These were just some of the few moments I tuned in for and saw since I was busy.

Earlier in the day, I think Trish was conspiring to do something to Tayleigh, so Tay got her first with a fire extinguisher. Ben then left the door next to the downstairs bathroom open after and I think all the fish went upstairs for a while.



After the first time the power went out and came back on, Jet quickly said "that wasn't supposed to happen yet". I guess he was hoping for a longer power outage for content.



Trish was doing a confessional but she was being quiet and the mic couldn't pick her up, so Sam came up to tell her to repeat everything and flirts with her as always.



Then Sam decided to smash up B3, I thought this TTS was pretty funny but it was immediately overshadowed by them informing him the new mic they had put in the confessional wasn't working.



Then here's Sam throwing the coatrack into the wall like a spear.

 
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