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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Dumbgay won and can't just take that W without turning into a complete faggot.
Keeps complaining about Oliver kneeing him, which never happened.
The only one who I saw kick was Dumbgay.
 
curbside2 said:
Dumbgay dominated for the first and last 30 seconds. He adrenaline dumped in the middle. But then worked himself up after getting bodyshotted and was able to finish Oliver. Dumbgay surprisingly has power. If he had cardio he’d be scary.
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His are a warlike people. Many men have been pierced by his assegai.
 
Don’t forget today is Martin Luther King day. Dumbgay had the entire weight of his people on his back. :semperfidelis:
 
This is the wine they had Dune'ey drinking the other day, probably in a screenshot upthread somewhere. Sitting on the bar, label pointed conspicuously at the camera.
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Very hip with it, much meme. wow
 
Kiwicucks vs NiggerFaggot

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Round 2



After the fight Shinji steals Oliver shoes for (real this time) and hides them in the upstairs closet


vena kirov said:
Trish was doing a confessional but she was being quiet and the mic couldn't pick her up, so Sam came up to tell her to repeat everything and flirts with her as always.
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you forget the best part where TTS and Sam told her to say "I love Hitler" to get more endorsement
 
Cringestorian X said:
Kiwicucks vs NiggerFaggot
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I was trying to upload my clips of it for about 30 mins with no luck so thank you for beating me to it lol.

Cringestorian X said:
you forget the best part where TTS and Sam told her to say "I love Hitler to get more endorsement"
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You're right, I did see that and missed it in the clipping unfortunately.
 
Cringestorian X said:
Kiwicucks vs NiggerFaggot
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Watching it again there was not a single punch from either side that did any damage.
Oliver Gay did not knee and he did not punch below the belt.
NiggerFaggot pushed Kiwicuck to the ground. There was no real reason to stop.
Dumbgay used his sassy faggy charm to bewitch Jet and end the fight right there, because he was completely gassed.
Smart move for an 82 IQ negro.
 
The Tall Man said:
Watching it again there was not a single punch from either side that did any damage.
Oliver Gay did not knee and he did not punch below the belt.
NiggerFaggot pushed Kiwicuck to the ground. There was no real reason to stop.
Dumbgay used his sassy faggy charm to bewitch Jet and end the fight right there, because he was completely gassed.
Smart move for an 82 IQ negro.
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Oliver was in physical pain after the fight. He was moaning upstairs and admitted he was busted up. Scott Sullivan did a live analysis and broke the fight down well. Dumbgay landed a lot of solid shots when you slow it down.

You’d be surprised in boxing and MMA some of the weakest looking stuff does a ton of damage. One thing that’s obvious when slowed down is Oliver kept turning his back and running. Leaving dumbgay to have to rush him down. I’d say Oliver was shocked by how hard Dumbgay hit after the first exchange.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
That's not exactly what was said, if you watch the actual TTS I can't think of any reason why he would run to the basement that's more likely than that the account is his and TJ knows what was on his account.

You can also see that he snaps his head midway through the TTS, only after it becomes clear what it's about, he does not have any reaction to "TJ".

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The fact that it didn't mention his username makes it seem even more likely to me that it's his account. If he got a TTS that said "we know you are this person and posted this on one of the accounts", it would make sense that he would want to go to the basement to convince production that that's not actually him even though he uses that username.


Right, it was December 31st if the "New Year Party tonight" is anything to go by.
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I have no doubt that it's TJs account. All the defenses' examples against it are unconfirmed screen shots. No archives, no actual evidence that the reddit/porn accounts were made when he was 8.

Whether or not it's just him making jokes to gross out his friends is the only potential defense but it's thin. Bottom line is if you say you want to rape your daughter/mother/sister you are irredeemable.

Sucks because he has the trappings of an earnest simple guy, he was just given access to the Internet at a young age and unlimited porn and 4chan warped his 90 iq brain. Also he will troon out.
 
Fatty and Trish on a date.
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By the way, in case anyone's wondering why the fishtank site is running better than the farms, per telegram:
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There's a joke here somewhere about a Kiwi getting beat by a black man.
 
zimmermania said:
the best freeloader would be Ricky Berwick in a shopping cart being pushed around by a manservant like some mad max character
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How about digging up Crip Daddy driving his rotting corpse around and calling him Crypt daddy.

curbside2 said:
Oliver was in physical pain after the fight. He was moaning upstairs and admitted he was busted up. Scott Sullivan did a live analysis and broke the fight down well. Dumbgay landed a lot of solid shots when you slow it down.

You’d be surprised in boxing and MMA some of the weakest looking stuff does a ton of damage. One thing that’s obvious when slowed down is Oliver kept turning his back and running. Leaving dumbgay to have to rush him down. I’d say Oliver was shocked by how hard Dumbgay hit after the first exchange.
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They should have made them do another round.
 
Duanye - "You don't deserve a black queen!"
TJ - "I doooo! I do deserve a black queen!"

A fun moment to tune back into the show.
 
Shinji taking too long in the bathroom cleaning gum out of his hair. They broke in and dragged him out, breaking his glasses in the process.
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Breaking someone's glasses is actual bullshit. Frank and dumbgay are such niggers. Dumgay needs to come to a real hood and get his niggerfaggot ass beat. Black people don't play around with that faggot shit.
Also TJ doesn't deserve a "black queen". Black women are fucking awful.
 
So you can't hit someone but you can destroy prescription glasses which literally allow you to see? That's retarded.
 
I feel like grabbing someone around the waist and overpowering them to take their prescription glasses and break them should be a kickable offence. Also Shinji should press charges.
 
Shinji rang beef on Frank. TTS ripping the hell out of Frank for saying he weighs 215. Beef challenge is a vision test.
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