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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Reminder that Chyna trained with professional boxing for six months against her fight with a fat Joey Buttafuoco. Joey bragged about eating more than usual and smoking cigars. A lot of people thought the roided out Chyna would win easy. Buttafuoco mopped the floor with her. That opened my eyes to gender realities.
 
Someone post the clip. I suspect this will increase Tay's popularity dramatically with the fans. This might have been the best thing to happen to her with regards to her chances of winning, now she's viewed as sympathetic. It's also possible that this will prompt production to start targeting someone else with their harassment for a while, thinking she's had enough.
 
TJ won that by a fucking landslide and the fact they went to a paypig poll that almost ended 50/50 is insane production might have more brain damage than tj and tay combined after their fights,
 
what a gutless, spineless, faggot, and here I thought TJ was supposed to be the hero. You have to admit, Tay has spunk and took several of TJ's punches but holy shit very lopsided in favor of TJ
Looked like a pretty even match to me. Tayleigh has just as much if not more testosterone than TJ.
 
Yeah that wasn't fun it was just painful to watch. It took a bullimic girl for TJ to "dominate" a fight. At some point in round 1 it looked like they were throwing punches in turns, but it was mostly TJ repeatedly hitting a girl who didn't keep her guard up.
I bet he feels real good he won though.
 
That was the most even fight so far I genuinely don't know who won
The real takeaway from this should be that Jimmy fought worse than a 90 pound bulimic girl.
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Everyone also needs to realize this was Sam and Tay's idea to fight and when TJ was asked to he looked at production cause he was uncomfortable but he doesn't know how to speak up. You can't expect someone to want to fight and also expect that person's opponent to go easy on them.
 
I thought Tay put up a really good fight. She got popped pretty hard there a couple times and didn't lose her nerve. TJ obviously won because he's 50 pounds heavier, is taller, and is a guy but she got some good hits in. Kept her guard up better than anyone else I've seen fight so far too.
 
what a gutless, spineless, faggot, and here I thought TJ was supposed to be the hero. You have to admit, Tay has spunk and took several of TJ's punches but holy shit very lopsided in favor of TJ
TJ has always been like that, a flesh automaton.
He literally has no mind of his own. If he did have one it was beaten out of him by Sam, Ben, and Jimmy because his eyes move really funny now. He's developed Letty eyes since his last string of fights. Watch him look at the camera, they get all googly then he squints hard to make them go back into focus.
 
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