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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
She was "running to the basement" to work with production. None of the rules were clear, so she'd get them to sign off on her hijinks and to give them a chance to tell her no.
When you have the ok to run into the basement to run ideas by them and them run ideas by you and get an official thumbs up, you're tainted as far as contestants go. We won't ever fully know what was spontaneous or endorsed. She was given at least 3 pep talks to keep her in the game.
She earned her prize at the end but I'm not going to pretend she wasn't basically working for production to a point. If anyone was making basement runs this season to run ideas by production people would want their head on a spike and that probably goes for any future seasons as well because it is inauthentic. It's more something for a non-shitty plant to do.
 
TJ in monumental blunder leaves buckets unguarded for no reason.

EDIT: as fellow retard corrected me later in thread:
Dunye walked Tay to BR3 to use the bathroom, then Vance came up and told TJ he had to go upstairs to be with her since she's his dog. He didn't leave for no reason, he was instructed to leave.

When TJ gets upstairs he asks Dunye to guard TJ/Tay's buckets, which he agrees to do. Dunye sits at the dog house for like 30 seconds them goes to the downstairs bathroom to start taunting Trish, leaving the doghouse unguarded. That's when Shinji and Oliver come downstairs and steal TJ/Tay's buckets.
 
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When you have the ok to run into the basement to run ideas by them and them run ideas by you and get an official thumbs up, you're tainted as far as contestants go. We won't ever fully know what was spontaneous or endorsed. She was given at least 3 pep talks to keep her in the game.
She earned her prize at the end but I'm not going to pretend she wasn't basically working for production to a point. If anyone was making basement runs this season to run ideas by production people would want their head on a spike and that probably goes for any future seasons as well because it is inauthentic. It's more something for a non-shitty plant to do.
We know that the shaking babies thing was her spontaneous idea, and it was probably the tamest thing that happened on the show, and she was punished for it. That's why she had to okay everything. The other option was to be boring, like everyone else on the show did.
 
TJ in monumental blunder leaves buckets unguarded for no reason.
"for no reason" do you not even watch the show? Dunye walked Tay to BR3 to use the bathroom, then Vance came up and told TJ he had to go upstairs to be with her since she's his dog. He didn't leave for no reason, he was instructed to leave.

When TJ gets upstairs he asks Dunye to guard TJ/Tay's buckets, which he agrees to do. Dunye sits at the dog house for like 30 seconds them goes to the downstairs bathroom to start taunting Trish, leaving the doghouse unguarded. That's when Shinji and Oliver come downstairs and steal TJ/Tay's buckets.
 
I don't know why but this genuinely unnerves me when I try and watch on fishcam. It's just the music and Jimmy standing there that makes me uncomfortable.
 
"for no reason" do you not even watch the show? Dunye walked Tay to BR3 to use the bathroom, then Vance came up and told TJ he had to go upstairs to be with her since she's his dog. He didn't leave for no reason, he was instructed to leave.

When TJ gets upstairs he asks Dunye to guard TJ/Tay's buckets, which he agrees to do. Dunye sits at the dog house for like 30 seconds them goes to the downstairs bathroom to start taunting Trish, leaving the doghouse unguarded. That's when Shinji and Oliver come downstairs and steal TJ/Tay's buckets.
Thanks fellow compatriot! Edited my response to include yours for redundancy purposes.
 
That opened my eyes to gender realities.
he was literally taller and had 75 pounds on her. even in men's boxing i can count on one hand the amount of times the person that was the smaller in a 20kg+ weight differential won. and that was by decision.
Crotchless gym shorts.
its called the Bronze Age Mindset buddy, all the cool kids are doing it.
The hell are you talking about. How are Tay and Letty at all alike?
all the cool dudes want to fuck them?
 
he was literally taller and had 75 pounds on her. even in men's boxing i can count on one hand the amount of times the person that was the smaller in a 20kg+ weight differential won. and that was by decision.
Yes, but I was a retarded young man that had been fed a lot of propaganda. They were hyping it like Chyna was going to smash him.
 
Production steps in to announce total DBT toilet death and separate the romp.
Dumbgay consistently makes himself dumber and gayer by snapping Trish's glasses and showing off the 82iq.
 
Letty also never once had a meltdown from being fucked with like Tay had today. She would have people literally screaming in her face calling her a cunt and she'd just giggle and laugh. She was able to control her emotions so well people thought she was either a psycho incapable of feelings emotions or was getting off on being degraded. Tay is not able to control or hide her emotions at all. It's super obvious when she's actually angry.
Let's cut Tay some slack here, the hassling she's gotten is like x10 what Frank did to Letty. What was the worst thing Frank did to Letty, oogle at her feet? Tay's been physically harassed, had her underwear stolen, been used as a footrest, cornered, etc. Really, Frank is just doing to Tay what Damiel did to Letty, and we know how Letty reacted to that.

I'd say Letty and Tay are similar in that the Fishtank house is both putting them through hell and also bringing out the beast in them, but they express it differently. Letty is scheming and knows just what to do and say to get under your skin, whereas Tay explodes when you least expect it. Her spitting right in Frank's face earlier was awesome, and won her my endorsement back.
 
Production gathered everyone in the lounge to announce a special guest. The special guest is "Mr. Beast". I have never watched a Mr. Beast video and even I can tell that this is definitely not him. Anyone know who he actually is?
 
The "Mr. Beast" guy is from a rip-off ERB video

He was a meme for like 5 minutes and has desperately been trying to cling to relevance ever since. I guess he thinks this will get people to look at his tired bit again.
 
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