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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The Man With No Name said:
Every successive Fishtank will need a retard who thinks he's smarter than he is to follow Jon's path. Jimmy is just one of many disciples.
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According to the interview Sam & Jet did they'll hire a professional casting company for future seasons. I'd love if they got tv reality wannabees and throw Jon in as the only fish that knows about the show, he would still get eliminated or kicked out anyway.

CoolFool said:
How long has Danye been inside that makeshift cage and why is he still in there?
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That's Mr.Greg's last video concept as Mr.Beast "I locked a nigger in a cage for 12 days"

 
jet asks who pooped in the broken toilet
greg says it was him
jet tells him there is a man sucking up his shit with a vaccum
greg says thats not his problem

i am in awe at this mans autism.
 


mr beast becomes a beat boxer
 
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This drug test bit is lame.
Huh huh huh! Are we in on it guis!
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What's with the camera guy in the lounge?
Osama Bin Laden said:

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The Greg confessional is pretty sweet. He said he was originally promised $1,000 to come out there, and he didn't know who Sam was or anything about Fish Tank. Said he watched some clips and thought it would be like an edgy "Jackass" show, he didn't know anything about the chat interactions, the bullying, the personal attacks, etc. No wonder the poor guy cried.

He's excited to be earning more money now. His plan is to split the money with his channel moderators and editors who never ask for anything and always help him for free. He also said he wants to use the money to take his parents out to eat. How can you hate this guy?
 
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Notes on the stream so far:

- Greg identifies as asexual. Alex asks why he is asexual. Greg says he just doesn't want to. Says he had sex before and it was "alright". Alex asks if he might be gay. Then asks Greg to beat box for him.

- Alex asks the fish what they want to spend the money on. Trish says tattoo business, Shinji says school debt and investing in matrix stuff (?)
TJ says he will lease an apartment, pay off debt, maybe go back to college. Alex says don't go to college. TJ says okay. Alex says maybe he should consider buying a new internet profile so no one will connect him with his porn accounts. He just says "I don't know.."

- Tay says she will pay of school loan, pay off dad's medical bills, disabled vet who fought in Bosnia.

-Danye has been here 30 20 days. Alex asks who he think will win. Danye says he thinks it's going to come down to Shinji and Tay. Says whoever wins the prize will have definitely earned it. Alex stresses "Yes, you have to EARN it."

- Chris agrees. Says that Shinji and Tay both have personalities and it will come down to who will be willing to play "dirty".

- Alex brings up Trish getting punched by Tay, Tay apologizes and said she's ashamed. Thanks Trish for not pressing charges.

Lol quote from Alex: "Now TJ is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he is a great tool."
 
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Alex stine is unfunny, he was not funny last season and not funny so far this season.
Even Fatty has his moments but this dude like sucks the energy out of everything and makes it lame.
 
TJ is doing something with his pants, I can't tell exactly what he's doing. Alex: "TJ why are you fondling your genitals live in front of thousands of people? Is there a reason you're playing with your genitals?" TJ: "No."

Confirmation on Tay's ex-boyfriend being abusive lore. She confirms he was beating her and that's why she left him.

Alex makes TJ hold Tay's piss test jar since he knows he doesn't want to, and to get him to stop messing with his pants (or whatever he's doing)
 
CoolFool said:
-Danye has been here 30 days. Alex asks who he think will win. Danye says he thinks it's going to come down to Shinji and Tay. Says whoever wins the prize will have definitely earned it. Alex stresses "Yes, you have to EARN it."
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20 days not 30.
Dumbgay came on day 12 and it's currently day 32.
 
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CoolFool said:
How can you hate this guy?
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we don't like nice gentle creatures? plenty of tists are hated for not being part of the norm, even if its in good ways.
Marche said:
Alex stine is unfunny, he was not funny last season and not funny so far this season.
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At least he puts in the work with bits, and from what Jet has said Alex saved the season and personally forced them to put on Danye and is responsible for several other moments. Even calling him a coproducer. Him being the only one with reality show experience probably helps. He's also going to get them in touch with a professional casting agency so next season won't be full of weaklings.
 
Marche said:
Alex stine is unfunny, he was not funny last season and not funny so far this season.
Even Fatty has his moments but this dude like sucks the energy out of everything and makes it lame.
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He's not really funny but he's high energy and a good host. He's doing a great job doing this interview and he actually likes the show more than Jet and Sam do.
 
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