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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
jackie is BUILT if this file photo from /ftl/ is to be believed


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rip trish
 
Who do you think will win the boxing match? I'm betting Jackie. Neither have boxing experience but Jackie has legit muscle (or had, she isn't as big as she used to be) and was on gear at some point.

edit: First round over, no clear winner. Trish isn't getting bodied, but it's clear she's a lot more gassed out than Jackie and Jackie seemed to get more hits in, especially in the head.

Round two over, Jackie came in hot and hit Trish in the head multiple time. Trish really didn't get much or any hits in. Jackie clearly won lol.
 
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people give Tay shit for being a pick me* but Jackie really is the generic whore try hard pick me zoomer

*she is
 
Trisha couldn’t keep up with someone who goes to the gym daily. It’s too much of an extreme advantage for the OF thot. Trisha gassed after the first 30 seconds.

Edit: Sam is disappointed in Trisha. He walked off and told Ben to take over.
 
Found myself screaming at the screen for Trish to throw a punch, showed such promise training with Sam. Now all I feel is sorry that she got bodied by the buy-in eThot.
 
curbside2 said:
Trisha couldn’t keep up with someone who goes to the gym daily. It’s too much of an extreme advantage for the OF thot. Trisha gassed after the first 30 seconds.

Edit: Sam is disappointed in Trisha. He walked off and told Ben to take over.
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Tbh it's kind of bullshit to expect someone who doesn't work out and hasn't gotten much sleep + has been losing weight for weeks to win against an actual body builder. Jackie might be an ethot but you don't get that kind of muscle on accident. I think Trish did well all things considered.
 
First ever chick boxing in Fishtank.
Remember its a girls fight so lower your expectation.
Trish and Jackie boxed for two rounds. Jackie threw more punches against Trish. Trish must sleep in the dog house.
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Round 2
 
In S1 news, Jon is trying to distance himself from Fishtank, while selling bootleg FT merch... Pointing out this fact results in getting blocked. JJ

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OF thot licked the bottom of Frank’s shoes deep enough to leave a thick line of spit two inches long twice.

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Hope this is black pilling for you zoomers here.
 
Whether or not you like her, the Onlyfans girl has been great for adding content to the tank. I hope she stays longer than a day.
 
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In S1 news, Jon is trying to distance himself from Fishtank, while selling bootleg FT merch... Pointing out this fact results in getting blocked. JJ

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There is nothing worse on earth then a retard with an over inflated fragile ego. Say what you want about Airsoft fatty he doesn't pretend to be some alphamale businessman. He pretty much knows he's a retarded spectacle and is okay with it.
 
Frank is currently hassling Jackie- Chopped the fuck out of her hair. Jackie has made a run for the door and is regretting her decision.
Any confirmation she paid the Fish BNB toy???

It's all fun and games to lick Frank's shoes and spout stupid low-brow sex jokes but the minute you get a little potting soil on you and a haircut it's lights???
 
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Frank finally broke her. He’s been snipping off chunks of her hair after making her swallow hand sanitizer. Something tells me Sam put a target on her.
 
The fact that Greg is basically a hostage makes me laugh every time I think about it.

He's very vocal about wanting to leave but he can't because Jet made him promise to stay after pestering him constantly, and he's too susceptible to peer pressure to just walk out.

Greg is one of the best things to happen to the show. He has so many funny moments. One that wasn't brought up yet was how he was coaching Jackie super seriously before her fight with Trish, just like Sam was doing for Trish, even though he had his first fight ever yesterday.
 
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I missed the cutting hair bit, which parts of her hair did Frank cut? Because for those who can't tell, Jackie is wearing long hair extensions. If Frank cut hair below her shoulders then he likely didn't get much (or any) of her real hair.
 
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