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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
CoolFool said:
I missed the cutting hair bit, which parts of her hair did Frank cut? Because for those who can't tell, Jackie is wearing long hair extensions. If Frank cut hair below her shoulders then he likely didn't get much (or any) of her real hair.
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Frank took a little chunk out of the left side of her head, a bit off the back. EDIT: Probably got a bit of her real hair, was above the shoulders.
 
Apparently production told Jackie that Frank wasn't supposed to be there today, rip. Also she said Frank "mostly" didn't cut her actual hair.
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Who's the retard with the camera?
 
Karen Horney said:
Apparently production told Jackie that Frank wasn't supposed to be there today, rip. Also she said Frank "mostly" didn't cut her actual hair.
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Greg told her that’s she’s probably stuck in here now. Alex Stein told her, “He’s right Jackie. When you enter the house you cross that line.” Then Sam walked in and is talking her into letting him cut her hair.
 
As I've been watching through out the night, I've noticed that Greg seems to really like Jackie. I'm starting to not really think his claims of being "asexual" are true. These days, whenever anyone says they're asexual, they're actually huge perverts that just can't get laid or they're actually huge coomers that can't get it up to real people anymore.

I don't want Greg to turn out to be another TJ so I hope I'm wrong but idk...
 
Greg (Mr. Feast) just rang the bell on Sam.... Holy shit....

EDIT: Pussy shit. Sam backed out, making Greg box Ben instead. For what it's worth, I think Sam might actually kill Greg but still. Crazy.
 
There's too many fucking people! I'm here for the fish, not the z-list e-celeb extended universe guest starring Fatty's exhibitionist fetish.
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Greg has rang the bell on Sam, says if he loses he's out because he doesn't like what's happening. Sam says he won't box Greg but will let Ben box in his place. Greg agrees. You can tell Sam doesn't want to lose Greg. Sam says if Greg wins he has to stay until the end of the show. Greg doesn't want to do it. Sam says being on the show will get him more money and clout. Greg says he's worried about his friends and personal life. Sam promises Greg his life will be so much better off if he stays. Sam says he doesn't want to be here either, he wants to be playing Fall Out 3, but if you want a career in entertainment, you have to stay. Everyone is now trying to get Greg to stay until the show ends. Greg finally agrees.

Sam thinks Greg will have a chance to win since he's 70 lbs heavier than Ben. I feel like he'll probably tell Ben to fall if Greg can't beat him organically since it's very obvious Sam likes Greg and wants him to stay. But who knows with this show, we shall see.

Edit: Jesus, I don't know much about boxing but Greg actually did a good job and managed to knock Ben down twice. He's landed in several head punches. Ben is better at blocking and also got some solid head punches in. First round over and Ben seems worse for wear.

Second round, Greg knocks Ben down again. Ben gets some good strikes in, also knocks Greg down once. Both are clearly tired. This is honestly the best boxing match I've seen in the show tbh. Round two over, they ask Ben if he can do another round and he says no, Greg wins. Greg is crying now. Everyone is cheering him and telling him he did well, which he really did considering he has zero experience.
 
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I love that this is a crack den complete with illegal fighting and they treat Greg like he’s their beloved pet. He just just earned a Greg chant after enduring days of endless Mr Beast chants.
 
every single person in the tank is forceteaming mr. beast to gaslight him into staying- he agrees and celabratory chants of GREG GREG GREG give me tinnitus.

goldstriker immediately gets the gloves out
 
Ben is going to go overboard again and Greg is going to get fucked up and possibly upset that's my prediction
 
C. Cactus said:
it's a show about watching strange, funny people endure humiliation for money. Watching an Onlyfans girl try to put a vacuum on a fat man's penis while he squirms around is funny.
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Well, I'll admit I'm being a bit of a moralfag there. I do want people to endure some challenges and go through some humiliating stuff, but I want to see the fish go through it, not Fatty or some tard of the day that Sam tricked into staying the tank. I want the fish to be the focus, front and center, not being sidelined to the doghouse for a workout session or, even worse, just watching something fucked from the couch. Now I get that some of the fish that are left in the tank aren't content drivers, but this can be easily solved if the production can actually direct these fish to do something entertaining by creating challenges or bringing an actual freeloader that is competent to stir some shit inside the tank or just mess with them. At this point, they just bring anybody who is dumb enough to participate, and by the time they arrive, they just sit there doing nothing and become someone to be bullied or someone that becomes the newest attraction for Jet to mess with via TTS.

Sicko Hunter said:
Nothing is more shockingly different then it is now. I really don't know what you think changed that "killed" fishtank.
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I stopped seeing S1 after Jon left, so I don't know how degenerate S1 was compared to S2, but seeing Fatty's dick getting sucked with a vacuum by an e-thot is a new low; even Sam stopped it immediately. That's what's made the show "killed" for me, at least. How low, desperate, and Jewish are you to keep the show going after this? They obviously have to cave in and continue this because they made the show all about this now endless degeneracy while the fishes watched it and do nothing. Yesterday, Tay admitted that she was willing to eat Chris' shit, and I don't want the show to descend into that.

They keep goading one person to dance, and after said person breaks, they throw them aside and bring a new person to dance. They continue this while the rest of the fish do nothing or occasionally make an appearance and I'm just tired to watch the cycle continue.
 
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