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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Balldo's Gate said:
IDK, it seems like they've basically abandoned any pretense of there being an actual competition in favor of a high production quality IP2 with some forced bits and "storylines" fed by producers. Not really that interesting to me.
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today has been one of the best days in Fish Tank history. If your blood wasn’t pumping after tonight then the show will never get you going.
 
UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Frank Hassle returned the tank. Inspired by TJ breaking some wood, Frank kicked the wood blocking the door in B2.
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Dude can barely lift his legs mwahahahh he looks so goofy
attractive_pneumonia said:
Frank is filming a commercial, likely pissed off about Jet's handling of the S1 episode stuff so he is doing his own compilation. He was openly unhappy in that Twitter space with Jet and wanted to do his own version, he has already been liking fan cuts of his antics with Tayleigh from this season so I guess he sees potential in doing a professionally done video. For that matter, Tay was a great opponent for him to bounce off of since she fought back as much as a 100lbs woman can.
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1:09 Pretty cool kick there.
curbside2 said:
I love that this is a crack den complete with illegal fighting and they treat Greg like he’s their beloved pet. He just just earned a Greg chant after enduring days of endless Mr Beast chants.
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He did nicely when he boxed Shinji as well. I like this dude, wholesome autist with a fight response instinct and a heart of gold. (and hopefully not some shady Internet accounts)

Really nice arc, he entered as a discount Mr.Beast but the man leaving the house is Badass Greg.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
When did Chris start being permanently naked on the show? He was in cut-up shorts yesterday or the night before and he seems to have not worn clothes all day? That seems like a decent marker for the shark jumping moment. Don't remember that being a permanent feature of S1.
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My nigga what shark is the show supposedly jumping? Fishtank is not some high class show. Sam's comedy is not high brow sophisticated stuff. Airsoftfatty held his yellow diabetic shitstained toilet paper up to the camera during season 1. People threw piss and shit at eachother. What are you expecting from this show?
 
Josie convincing Shinji to be a street hooker.
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Semen_Recycler said:
Convincing Greg to stay may have been a mistake. Simmons 2.0?
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Well like I said earlier, I wouldn't be surprised if Greg is a coomer because he claims he is asexual and these days that's code for "perverted coomer". That said...is this the only evidence we have of him? Because I'm really not following what the big deal is? Am I missing something?
 
Trish got spraypaint in a loot crate, immediately started planning what to do with it. Jet's "dog catcher" jumpsuit is a noticeable improvement from his usual style.
Jet's giving her a pep talk, then tells her to stop thinking in terms of "creating content" because it's the realest reality show.
They're calling Judge over because they never thought about what happens to the dog if the owner rage quits lol. Trish free now.
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Edit: come to think of it, it does seem significant that Jet called Sam over instead of making an executive decision.
 
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Marche said:
Jackie was only there for the $10k paid date anyway.
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It's still not registering to me.

Do we have proof that Jackie paid the 10k for the date gag? If so, Why???
I find it hard to believe she is a fishtank enthusiast and willingly threw down a used cars worth of value to spend 5 hours getting tormented.
Especially considering the mental fracture that occurred over her $2,000 rat blond hair extensions.

Jackie is not hot and I would not fuck her.
 
'Ol Stinky said:
It's still not registering to me.

Do we have proof that Jackie paid the 10k for the date gag? If so, Why???
I find it hard to believe she is a fishtank enthusiast and willingly threw down a used cars worth of value to spend 5 hours getting tormented.
Especially considering the mental fracture that occurred over her $2,000 rat blond hair extensions.

Jackie is not hot and I would not fuck her.
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This is her twitter account
 
'Ol Stinky said:
Do we have proof that Jackie paid the 10k for the date gag? If so, Why???
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I srsly doubt she paid to be there, I srsly doubt any of the bigger fishtoys get redeemed at all
they get rolled out by the showmakers as conveniences for staging Neptunian kinography, just like they hog the TTS when they're particularly invested in a situation playing out a certain way
 
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