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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
They're setting the Chris points up as a subterfuge challenge, Jet telling the fish to lie cheat and manipulate Chris, the only thing that matters is what's written on the paper at the end.
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attractive_pneumonia said:
society has always maintained the line from the movie Airplane "They bought their tickets! They knew what they were getting into!" the women that go into these careers are either profoundly damaged or exhibitionist and women can atleast understand that a basic form and structure around these industry such as bouncers in strip clubs or regulations in porn over STD provides some sort of safety in an industry that will always exist no matter how moral a society is.
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Generally, women didn't choose to go into prostitution. They were sold to brothels by their family or it was their only choice to keep their kids from starving, women would always choose a different profession when they had real options. Bouncers were there as much to keep the merchandise from running off as they were to keep the johns from beating them to death. The historical realities of prostitution are why the pro-ewhoring propaganda is so vile tbh.
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
They're planning an event about releasing Chris and Vin (?) for tomorrow. Jet apparently came up with the smoking fish concept and they're planning to cut them off to increase the chaos.

Also they're talking about the current bit; they got all the fish in that confessional area to do a seance and will nail the door shut leaving them all in there
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They may be talking about that Chris-2 guy from S1:
Someone linked Tai interviewing fishtank fans about their favs in the chatroom, and this dudes (Chris 2) twitter was suggested in the sidebar with some other FT people so I think theyre gonna end S2 the same way as S1 or something, kinda lame since that dude was kinda boring. But idk I just saw that dudes twitter and remembered reading this and thought maybe...
 
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Gordon PPman said:
Channing, I know you’re reading this, since you love attention so much. Manipulating someone that crazy and vulnerable into fighting your petty crusade against Sam is some of the most disgusting shit I’ve ever seen. Kys nigger.
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She has devoted her entire life into ruining Sam, thats it, entire years of screaming to the empty void how evil he is, or obsessing on how she can change her allegations just a liiittle so they have a better chance of cancelling Sam.
Its hard to explain into words how fucked in the head she has to be, but shes past the point of no return and it doesnt surprise me at all she did something like this.

Its only a matter of time before she escalates and begins using blatantly illegal means to fuck with Sam.
I obviously dont know who swatted the house but would anyone here be surprised if she had something to do with it?
 
Imagine being Jet here, having to talk to a fat naked retard and tell him he's not allowed to give out points for sexual favors after a bulimic skeleton got pissed for being asked to sit on his face.
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After having the same four fish for the past 24 days it's going to feel strange watching one get eliminated.

Edit: Sam wasn't here to stop Jet so we get a day long challenge again.
 
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Gordon PPman said:
Channing, I know you’re reading this, since you love attention so much. Manipulating someone that crazy and vulnerable into fighting your petty crusade against Sam is some of the most disgusting shit I’ve ever seen. Kys nigger.
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she's such a drugged out retard like jersh said it doesn't matter if or what evidence comes out now no one is ever gonna believe short of cops/feds nabbing sam live on air, everything can be dismissed as further "Christmas example"
 
An actual picture of the points as the stood earlier today.

TJ - 57,300
Tay 52,450
Shinji 46,400
Trish 31,400

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I get why they're using this easy metric to kick Trish but its kinda sleazy since Chris was creeping on Trish and she was doing her best to avoid him most of the time this 'system' was running. The totally abitrary scale of 30k TJ singing and just a few hundred for some other act also makes it retarded.
 
Charles Vincent Crumb said:
They also defend winging it in this interview, Jet thinks Synchronicity means you don't need to try and he's on a holy mission. They should try. Fishtank desperately needs structure going forward. Not only is the lack of structure annoying to watch at times, but it makes the Fish unable to respect Production and if they want to do their gaslighting, they need a foundation of trust to betray at least.
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It reminds me of that cartoon series "Home Movies". When it first started, they improvised everything with the script... and it was a fucking meandering mess that got canceled quickly. When it came back to Adult Swim, they actually started scripting again and let the actors improvise off a strong framework of events, objects and open-ended story arcs, and it was pretty good.

Even when Sam and Jet plan things, like the "Synanon" thing, it really comes off as "Here's a thing we want to do." "Here's a gag." "Hey, 70s thing!" and there's very little to make it all fit together as a cohesive whole.
 
Fish have been tasked to bully Chris and make him cry. First one that does make Chris cry can steal another fish's Chris Points. So, the Fish have been given 4 minutes with a one-on-one talk with Chris. First one to speak to Chris was Tay, and managed to make Chris cry. After successfully making him cry, she steals Tj's Chris Points
 
Tay emotionally manipulates fatty into crying by talking about his parents. She wins the point wiper and uses it on TJ, who now has 0 points. Afterwards she tosses a bag of gross stuff all over fatty. Fatty declares that Tay loses all chrispoints, unaware that his ability to remove points is on hold for 2 hours.
 
Dashusethetrashcan said:
Tay emotionally manipulates fatty into crying by talking about his parents.
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She also took a lot of emotional hits on this strategy as well, she was legitimately crying both times as she related with Chris talking about his parents dying. This is why the resulting piss bag dump was so awkward, she legitimately wanted him to know she appreciated the talk but was stuck playing the game.
 
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Tay emotionally manipulates fatty into crying by talking about his parents. She wins the point wiper and uses it on TJ, who now has 0 points. Afterwards she tosses a bag of gross stuff all over fatty. Fatty declares that Tay loses all chrispoints, unaware that his ability to remove points is on hold for 2 hours.
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The TTS snitched on Tay to TJ and Chris while they were having their one on one, explaining she emotionally manipulated him into crying and wiped out TJ's point. So much for no strategy snitching on TTS.
 
Once Jet’s Chris points challenge got underway I decided to take a four hour break from the show. Jet likes long, all day challenges that tend not to lead to organic storytelling. And Sam wasn’t here to stop him. I come back and the thread has barely updated and the challenge is still ongoing.
 
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