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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The Freeloaders have been given a Writers' Room task. They are being asked to come up with ideas for season 3 and are being given cigars, booze, adderall, whatever they want.

Edit: obviously I don't think they will actually be given amphetamine.

Greg:
- house should be cowboy/western themed. Or space
- one room that is safe from constant destruction
- board games (great idea imo)
- weekly public domain movie night
- only allowed to eat military rations
- give the Fish LARPer weapons

Fatty:
- billiards (would get destroyed so fast)
- indoor hot tub
- all food will come from cans
- let Fish wager about who will win challenges
Greg has a few solid ideas. The military rations would keep them healthy but frustrated. The board games and public domain movie night aren’t the worst idea for building organic chemistry. Maybe a public domain jukebox where you can buy quarters with chips?
 
The Freeloaders have been given a Writers' Room task. They are being asked to come up with ideas for season 3 and are being given cigars, booze, adderall, whatever they want.

Edit: obviously I don't think they will actually be given amphetamine.

Greg:
- house should be cowboy/western themed. Or space
- one room that is safe from constant destruction
- board games (great idea imo)
- weekly public domain movie night
- only allowed to eat military rations
- give the Fish LARPer weapons

Fatty:
- billiards (would get destroyed so fast)
- indoor hot tub
- all food will come from cans
- let Fish wager about who will win challenges

Oliver:
"How do you spell machine?"
I don't care if he's a Discord weirdo, Greg is a fucking Fishtank allstar and his ideas are great here, especially compared to Fatty's
 
one room that is safe from constant destruction
TBH that isn't a bad idea. Maybe there could be challenges to see who gets to sleep/use the clean room. I also like the military ration idea, that way the fish get nutrients and stay energized but they're frustrated by the lack of options. Greg has some good ideas.
 
Another good idea was to have them woken up each morning at the same time like in the military, that way we wouldn't have the current fucked up schedule where they stay awake into the early morning and get up around the afternoon
 
The Freeloaders have been given a Writers' Room task. They are being asked to come up with ideas for season 3 and are being given cigars, booze, adderall, whatever they want.

Edit: obviously I don't think they will actually be given amphetamine.

Greg:
- house should be cowboy/western themed. Or space
- one room that is safe from constant destruction
- board games (great idea imo)
- weekly public domain movie night
- only allowed to eat military rations
- give the Fish LARPer weapons
- obstacle course

Fatty:
- billiards (would get destroyed so fast)
- indoor hot tub
- all food will come from cans
- let Fish wager about who will win challenges

Oliver:
"How do you spell machine?"
if Sam doesn't hire Greg on he's missing out, good stuff. Letting Fish wager on challenges admittedly ain't bad either.
 
Greg:
- house should be cowboy/western themed. Or space
TBH that isn't a bad idea. Maybe there could be challenges to see who gets to sleep/use the clean room. I also like the military ration idea, that way the fish get nutrients and stay energized but they're frustrated by the lack of options. Greg has some good ideas.
ive been thinking this for awhile like get a bunch of cheap campers and everyone has there own homes. still love the nerf gun idea everyones packing and that could be the beefs too (like mexican standoffs). You get plain game (like salted chicken), oatmeal and water as a daily food but if you want good stuff you have to do challenges to earn coins to spend at the saloon and said coins can be robbed from eachother at any point.
Oliver:
"How do you spell machine?"
G-A-Y
replace Jet with Greg
I dont think sam would have the heart they have kinda become buddies.

more storytime with sam would be great, the HI-FI story helped me sleep.

How much do you guys want to bet the writers room thing is just a bit and all of this will be ignored by production?
 
if Sam doesn't hire Greg on he's missing out, good stuff. Letting Fish wager on challenges admittedly ain't bad either.
Wasn't wagering somewhat done on Brian V Cole when they did gator squats? Cole realistically should have won the challenge as Brian's squats were not being done properly but I don't think they did any payouts since neither of them were eliminated. It would have been great if they actually went through with it and wagering would be a great addition for challenges which only involve two people, or beef.
 
They really should have kept Brian on longer. Eliminating him was a huge mistake and not because he was likable or really good but he could have been a great villain for the show.
 
they needed a use for chips.
its supposed to be hell house, but the chips should have been used to make it less hellish.
what if when frank showed up he worked for whoever would pay him the most chips per hour, and he did what they asked.
they want someone fucked with, he did it, they wanted frank to protect them,etc...
should have been able to buy smokes/food/loot crate, with them also.

the bar has basically been a room safe from destruction this season.
public domain move night could be good, they should make them watch foreign moves with no subtitles, and have someone like Simon to poorly translate them.
 
I don't care if he's a Discord weirdo, Greg is a fucking Fishtank allstar and his ideas are great here, especially compared to Fatty's

replace Jet with Greg

if Sam doesn't hire Greg on he's missing out, good stuff. Letting Fish wager on challenges admittedly ain't bad either.

If they don't bring Greg for Gregtank III, it will be the confirmation that they don't know what they are doing and are not even trying. no more Fatty please..... or at least more Greg and a little less Fatty
 
If they don't bring Greg for Gregtank III, it will be the confirmation that they don't know what they are doing and are not even trying. no more Fatty please..... or at least more Greg and a little less Fatty
Using Fatty as Santa was good but I have to admit I like the idea of him being a fishtoy. Paying to bring him back/put him away is good.
 
I think they're setting up a computer for my man greg so he can do a stream from the tank.

they said something about sewage flooding the basement and sleeping upstairs. jet has successfully shoehorned himself into a role on the show.
They just said it's for them, the basement flooded again today so they might be moving up there for a while/rest of the season
I didn't hear that, thanks for the info. thats some pretty funny karma then. Im sure the audience/tts will enjoy this.
 
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I think they're setting up a computer for my man greg so he can do a stream from the tank.
they said something about sewage flooding the basement and sleeping upstairs. jet has successfully shoehorned himself into a role on the show.
 
I think they're setting up a computer for my man greg so he can do a stream from the tank.
They just said it's for them, the basement flooded again today so they might be moving up there for a while/rest of the season
 
Production needs to be degraded to the same standards of being on camera 24/7 that the fish are subject to. Might be something actually entertaining if they keep TTS and cameras on in that room
 
Greg:
- house should be cowboy/western themed. Or space
- one room that is safe from constant destruction
- board games (great idea imo)
- weekly public domain movie night
- only allowed to eat military rations
- give the Fish LARPer weapons
- obstacle course

replace Jet with Greg

Absolutely agree with this. Obstacle courses and competitions a la Ninja Warrior or Gaki No Tsukai are really fun to watch, specially if your cast are uncoordinated spergs.

All of those ideas are quite interesting, but alas, no plan can resist being Jetted down.
 
Board games are a good idea, just like Halo and Portal was a good idea. People already pay tons of money to watch retards stream games. Imagine how much they'd make from TTS sending tips and advice. It's a better idea than most of the other dumb shit they do. Make them play Monopoly and the winner gets a prize (that actually exists and isn't just made up).
 
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