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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I'm hoping the artist who did PTSD Tay does TJ next with all the quarantine armor

Apparently in true neptunian fashion he is assigning one of the contestants to take care of TJ. Trish surprisingly actually volunteered but jet shuffled into the kitchen and informed her that the future ring girl can't have pink eye, he also told her to start fasting (I'm hoping thats a joke) also Chris and Sinji quietly giggled stating that she gained a few pounds.
 

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eatler said:
Yeah pretty much, as much as Ive been dogging on the season anytime I could think something happened was when Sam or Frank was there. I think he misjudged the competence of his fellow "coworkers"(friends) to be able to come up with things on the spot. Just because Jet had one really decent idea that doesn't really mean he knows how to competently execute it. Not only that sam was the strongest personality of the bunch so he can confidently wrangle the people around him. Not to make sam do all the work but I think if he had like at least a list of like things to do while he was gone things could of still had a pulse. It didn't even need to be challenges just stuff to do. Also handing back some of the confiscated things like Tays croche stuff and TJs paint stuff would probably not help the content but at least would give both of them some willpower when the challenges come up later.
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Ben and Sam carried the show for a while after Cole was kicked. Ben entering Nifty's room to watch minecraft videos and laugh and jeer like an eleven year old was brilliant.

Also, what happened to Frank? I stopped watching the last few days because nothing's happened outside of a broken rib diagnosis and Greg shenanigans.
 
Nutsack Speedbag said:
Ben and Sam carried the show for a while after Cole was kicked. Ben entering Nifty's room to watch minecraft videos and laugh and jeer like an eleven year old was brilliant.

Also, what happened to Frank? I stopped watching the last few days because nothing's happened outside of a broken rib diagnosis and Greg shenanigans.
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Someone posted on page 1792 two instagram photos apparently Frank took a photo with Letty
 
eatler said:
I'm hoping the artist who did PTSD Tay does TJ next with all the quarantine armor

Apparently in true neptunian fashion he is assigning one of the contestants to take care of TJ. Trish surprisingly actually volunteered but jet shuffled into the kitchen and informed her that the future ring girl can't have pink eye, he also told her to start fasting (I'm hoping thats a joke) also Chris and Sinji quietly giggled stating that she gained a few pounds.
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Trish and TJ are the only people there who have a positive relationship. TJ was the only person to speak out when Dumbgay was roasting her in the cell. Trish was the only person who stood up for him during the lubecooch dogpile and was the only person who was excited when he came out of the coffin. They have an older sister little brother type relationship.
 
Sometimes the slow moments of the show are most amusing. Tay is taking care of TJ because he's quarantined in bedroom 1 (with the wall missing) and wearing a cone, gloves, a helmet, and safety goggles. At the same time, Tay is trying really hard to shift the blame of him getting pinkeye off of her, because TTS keeps saying that it is from Frank putting her panties on his head. That was long enough ago that it can't be the reason, but she's being really defensive about it anyway, which is funny. Chris and Tay keep going back and forth, trying to convince the rest of the house that the other is at fault.

Edit: Why is Trish talking about fasting? Does "ring girl" mean like a boxing ring girl? If so, are they going to be doing more boxing? With TJ injured, I'm not sure who would be boxing who.
 
Tay and Chris's argument is very entertaining. Tay is somehow making herself more likable and more of a villain at the same time. Also, after Chris claimed that Tay "targets people with autism" she responded by saying that she was forced to get some vaccine as a girl that is proven to give you autism. (I don't know anything about the "do vaccines cause autism" question, but it's really funny to hear her argue about it with Chris. It's amusing to hear Chris of all people having the "reasonable" mainstream position in an argument, whether or not he's actually right).

Tay wearing her blanket like a cape, illuminated by the red lighting, screaming "You're the joke Chris! You're the fucking joke!' is kino.

Edit: Chris got a TTS that I couldn't quite hear, something about his parent's ashes, and he immediately told Tay to "shut the fuck up for a moment" and started screaming at the sender of that TTS, someone named Eric.
 
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popnloch ness monster said:
wiggers spamming TTS from the basement, this shit really has lost its luster
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If I wanted to watch a lesbian and a whale fight I would of just went to comic con and talked about gamer gate
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Tay and Chris's argument is very entertaining.
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Im glad your liking this bud I will admit Tays got a pretty good character shtick she's building.

YOOO we got a free fatty in the basement thanks Tay
 
Oh fuck they need to get the weight out of that room i think
fattys going full jimmy. even an basement boys had to intervine
 
Tay and the lie detector. Baseline answers:

- She thinks TJ is the weakest fish left
- Ben is not her favorite production member
- Shinji and TJ are her friends
- Trish is not
- She has never made an account a pornsite
- She is tougher than the season 1 fish

Further questions:
- She was not mad when TJ returned
- She has never spoken to CWC
- Nor has impure thoughts about Trish or Nifty
- She is not a lesbian
- She will be happy when the show is over
- She does have people who miss her and who she misses
- She thinks Oliver is gay

Unclear to me whether the polygraph indicated whether any of these were lies. Cowboy says she will be made aware of the results later.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Are the other fishtank watching spaces like 4chan also feeling the dead vibe? It's not even nontent at this point
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shhhh don't tell Sam I'm watching this on two another Youtube channels instead of setting an account up on live(I figured its almost the end so it dosen't even matter). yeah the chat was even super bored like 5 days ago for both of them. its alot like the thoughts everyones sharing here but less talks about how the show could be improved and more Simping for Bex and the other girls (and Greg).
side note: Bex
 
Trish is next.

- Ben is not her favorite
- She is not the smartest in the house
- The other Fish are not her friends
- She is scared of Jimmy
- Her experience has been the hardest of all the Fish
- She has never made an account on a porn site
- TJ is not the weakest one left
- She would not eat Chris' shit
- She is not more deserving of the prize than Josie was
- She thinks Tay is a lesbian
- She would not stay if she thought they were going to kill her
- She does not want to kill the Judge nor be killed by him
- (I missed a question)
- Brian was good in the bathroom. Then he asks again and she says no
- She knows the pregnancy test was fake
- If she had a 'problem' it would be ADD

Shinji...

- Thinks he is the smartest
- is not afraid of Jimmy

Then the session is interrupted as Fatty rings the beef bell on Tay.
 
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