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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
C. Cactus said:
Chris is in confessional. He says that at some point today he passed out and nobody noticed until production came up. When was that? I don't remember and the chat doesn't seem to remember either.
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He fell over around 9:45pm after his argument with Tay and pants pissing match. Everyone was hanging with Tay at the doghouse when it happened.

 
Jelq Cloaca said:
Can you link to the proof Jimmy provided? Because DeviantArt does not allow you to sort anything by date, and the favorites page only shows the date the art was added to the site, not favorited.
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For the record, I'm not saying the DA account isn't his, just wanted to at least be fair and say Jimmy denies it and did provide some type of "proof". It was on jimmy's twitter account, he showed a screenshot that showed when art was added to the account, and it was added when he was in the tank. I can't find it now though, it looks like he went on a deleting spree and deleted a ton of tweets. He's definitely someone you need to archive fast. https://nitter.net/pootwiddlius

Edit: found it, nitter was just being stupid and not loading everything: https://nitter.net/pootwiddlius/status/1748258601679163624#m

Oh yeah, Jimmy also claims he doesn't like butts since you can get ecoli from them. He said since the DA account features pictures of women's asses, that is more proof it isn't his since he isn't an ass man. lol
Jelq Cloaca said:
Also, he disputed the troon chasing while he was on the show. He said those 4chan posts were made by a vindictive ex who put his kik account on there. It's a bullshit excuse, but he did say it wasn't him.
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Yeah that doesn't make any sense, what would an ex get out of doing that? I saw some people bringing it up on twitter and he ignored or blocked people asking about it.
 
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Jobama said:
Jimmy already coping on Twitter.
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THE LIE DETECTOR TEST WAS WEIGHTED IT HAD METAL IN IT!!
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go ahead and rainbow me but based on the way TJ responded im inclined to believe his far fetched explanation. if he was lying to beat the lubecooch allegations he wouldnt have said yes initially like he did. i dont think TJ is smart enough to premeditate a response like that.

im not a TJmaxxer but to me his reactions to the allegations have all been believable and consistent. he reacted the same way when tay was accusing him of plotting against her.

yes his story about there being a second lubecooch is far fetched. no one else has pointed this out but its also a bit far fetched that he used lubecooch only for two accounts and was completely open about confirming his letterbox. afaik people usually either use the same username for everything or a different one for each account, especially when its deviant.
 
Nobody bothered to clip the snow headshots from Tay so I went back and did so. Even Fatty couldn't help but be impressed at the catch and return headshot.


Its positively hilarious how much Tay is just mogging the fuck out of every single idiot in the tank now. Also I bet Vance loved that since he was a baseball pitcher in highschool as well.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
Even Fatty couldn't help but be impressed at the catch and return headshot.
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When fatty was complaining about being head shotted the only thing I was thinking of was buddy you are 50% more head and neck then the average human being, its not helping that you can't dodge for the life of you. Just be happy that she wasnt tossing the snow like she's pitching at a baseball game.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
go ahead and rainbow me but based on the way TJ responded im inclined to believe his far fetched explanation. if he was lying to beat the lubecooch allegations he wouldnt have said yes initially like he did. i dont think TJ is smart enough to premeditate a response like that.

im not a TJmaxxer but to me his reactions to the allegations have all been believable and consistent. he reacted the same way when tay was accusing him of plotting against her.

yes his story about there being a second lubecooch is far fetched. no one else has pointed this out but its also a bit far fetched that he used lubecooch only for two accounts and was completely open about confirming his letterbox. afaik people usually either use the same username for everything or a different one for each account, especially when its deviant.
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He immediately ran to the basement when TTS said lubecooch. As in quit the show level fear. That gets originally brought up and for that reason he freaks the fuck out? This has been said before and it has to be said again. He's a childminded degenerate that can't plan at all. So he likely thought the detector was real, and said yes it was him, but finally 'got it' that admitting to the degeneracy would be worse than disagreeing with the machine, and the magic 8 ball polygraph just happened to agree with him.
 
I love how Fatty was inside the goon cave crying about not being able to lose weight no matter what he does, then he leaves and proceeds to make himself food.
 
aromatic said:
He immediately ran to the basement when TTS said lubecooch. As in quit the show level fear. That gets originally brought up and for that reason he freaks the fuck out? This has been said before and it has to be said again. He's a childminded degenerate that can't plan at all. So he likely thought the detector was real, and said yes it was him, but finally 'got it' that admitting to the degeneracy would be worse than disagreeing with the machine, and the magic 8 ball polygraph just happened to agree with him.
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the TTS that made him go to the basement was just talking about horsecock and taylor, it didnt mention lubecooch. its relatively believable that being insulted with horsecock TTS could push someone over the edge.
 
CoolFool said:
Edit: found it, nitter was just being stupid and not loading everything: https://nitter.net/pootwiddlius/status/1748258601679163624#m

Oh yeah, Jimmy also claims he doesn't like butts since you can get ecoli from them. He said since the DA account features pictures of women's asses, that is more proof it isn't his since he isn't an ass man. lol
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Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on it not being his anyway. It's too convenient that his confirmed funnyjunk account was made with that name in 2014, the same year that the DeviantArt account was made.
Methinks Reddit Jimmy doth protest too much about the asses. He's like one of those closeted gay pastors who got caught blowing someone in the men's room.
 
aromatic said:
So he likely thought the detector was real, and said yes it was him, but finally 'got it' that admitting to the degeneracy would be worse than disagreeing with the machine, and the magic 8 ball polygraph just happened to agree with him.
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He didn't immediately respond with "yes". He said something like "It depends on what you mean, I'm LubeCooch on Letterbox'd".
Swamp_Donkey said:
yes his story about there being a second lubecooch is far fetched
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I would have thought the same if not for that Reddit account named LubeCooch that is obviously not him. I think he just got unlucky with a handle collision.

Also it's hilarious to me that instead of saying something like "That's a Wish dot com USB polygraph administered by a handyman, it doesn't mean anything", Jimmy decided to cope with "TJ is well versed on methods to defeat polygraph interrogations and employed them in his exam".
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
Nobody bothered to clip the snow headshots from Tay so I went back and did so. Even Fatty couldn't help but be impressed at the catch and return headshot.
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Its positively hilarious how much Tay is just mogging the fuck out of every single idiot in the tank now. Also I bet Vance loved that since he was a baseball pitcher in highschool as well.
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You left out the best part when fatty raged quit the snowball fight and threw the bucket at her.
 
Someone on Twitter managed to find a cute video of Tay as a teenager apparently referencing a vine meme.


Someone sends a TTS saying they saw the video and she thinks about it for a minute before she remembers it.



 
Swamp_Donkey said:
its relatively believable that being insulted with horsecock TTS could push someone over the edge.
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Jimmy had the whole, "Jimmy fucks dogs", meme going around but he never went to the basement over it, Tj was prepared for memes like that happening to him. Also the TTS didn't call him a horsefucker at all, it just said, "stop cucking out to horse dick and internet porn". I could never see anyone else threatening to quit over a TTS like that, it just sounds like you're being called a faggot and a porn addict. When Frank asked him why he ran to the basement he says it wasn't the TTS that set him off and spews bullshit about, "his parents watching", and, "the drama in the house". He watched Season 1 and knew what being on the show entailed, I could only see that excuse working with someone who knew nothing about what fishtank would be like.

Just look at his reaction to the TTS, the head turn when he hears horse dick just seems like him going "oh shit" internally.

 
If sam wants another theme ending like season 1, I wonder if he'll do a wizard of oz ending for season 2. It would make sense if he plans on keeping the three last fish on until the end. It would also fit the whole fish versus production theme that's developed the last two weeks. He already has all the roles if he has tay be dorthy and he can be the wizard. Shinji and tj can be tinman and scarecrow, oliver can be the lion, and fatty can be toto. That's a guess I want to put out before the end.
 
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