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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Frank and Chris boxed after Chris was denied a beef with Greg because Jet said he was "tired of beefs". Chris was left disappointed and bitter towards Greg.
Frank offered Chris to box him.

this is the most hilarious boxing match
 
UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Frank and Chris boxed after Chris was denied a beef with Greg because Jet said he was "tired of beefs". Chris was left disappointed and bitter towards Greg.
Frank offered Chris to box him.
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this is the most hilarious boxing match
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It's like watching people rehearse fight choreography at super slow speeds, except Fatty is still somehow getting his ass kicked by those super light punches LOL
 
I'm a chicken expert, and I approve of the chicken tank.

But these hens aren't old enough to lay, you can hear it. Chickens have voice changes, like an adult human man, and their little voice bawkses can crack. I can hear these ladies.

A TTS said they're araucaunas, which is the Easter egg chicken! But that might've just been TTS having fun. The fish wouldn't even know, because the hens might not lay for a week or two. Hens don't like new things, and they're not going to lay if they're scared.

And if they're araucaunas, Jet payed *a lot*, because araucaunas are always in-demand for their colored eggs.
 
I said last season when Beans was there I just don't like animals being involved with stuff like this and still stand by it.
They treated beans alright but did smoke in the room with him and probably stressed him out a lot, Farm animals are dumb so probably didn't have any actual impact on him but I still don't like it.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I'm a chicken expert, and I approve of the chicken tank.

But these hens aren't old enough to lay, you can hear it. Chickens have voice changes, like an adult human man, and their little voice bawkses can crack. I can hear these ladies.

A TTS said they're araucaunas, which is the Easter egg chicken! But that might've just been TTS having fun. The fish wouldn't even know, because the hens might not lay for a week or two. Hens don't like new things, and they're not going to lay if they're scared.

And if they're araucaunas, Jet payed *a lot*, because araucaunas are always in-demand for their colored eggs.
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Greg mentioned that he used to have an Easter egg chicken, I think that's what the TTS was in response to.
 
"look at me Chris, it's not like that big guy, we would never set out to humiliate you, you are our guy, you are our boy, S3 CHRIS"
CHRIS W JUDGE W
"ok guys, the next challenge is make Chris cry and pees and shid and fard"
 
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Mudkipcorn said:
Fish are boring, so the Judge has brought in Chickens from the slaughterhouse.
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Trish: Ew it just shitted.
Judge: Interestingly enough, they don't have assholes. They gots cloacas. Sort of an all-purpose hole.

Fish are instructed to exhale smoke and ash their fags on the birds. Adds to their eventual flavor.
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That's really fucked up. Smoke is exceptionally harmful and painful to birds respiratory systems. When I raised chickens, I never smoked around them, even outside.

You can run this without abusing animals, Sam.
 
Marche said:
I said last season when Beans was there I just don't like animals being involved with stuff like this and still stand by it.
They treated beans alright but did smoke in the room with him and probably stressed him out a lot, Farm animals are dumb so probably didn't have any actual impact on him but I still don't like it.
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Im not a big fan either but thankfully everyones not messing with them too much and at least Josie is taking care of them.
popnloch ness monster said:
"look at me Chris, it's not like that big guy, we would never set out to humiliate you, you are our guy, you are our boy, S3 CHRIS"
CHRIS W JUDGE W
"ok guys, the next challenge is make Chris cry and pees and shid and fard"
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"Ok...next challenge guys uhhhhh we have to talk Chris off the ledge. If he uhhhh lands it will like uhhhhh case like a massive crater and like uhhhh property damage so go save our content!"- the truest neptroon

I actually do feel a bit bad for him imagine Sam is like really your only friend. I know like a year or two ago he was being minipulated by some other guy who was extorting his youtube. his mere existince is exploitation which has to suck.
Morning Alarm said:
I'm starting to think that 90% of TTS is just production.
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there cant be that many people who are watching this that can afford to blast shit through the speakers all the time. how much is a message like 20 bucks even if its only like 5 or 10 like that still adds up.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I'm a chicken expert, and I approve of the chicken tank.

But these hens aren't old enough to lay, you can hear it. Chickens have voice changes, like an adult human man, and their little voice bawkses can crack. I can hear these ladies.

A TTS said they're araucaunas, which is the Easter egg chicken! But that might've just been TTS having fun. The fish wouldn't even know, because the hens might not lay for a week or two. Hens don't like new things, and they're not going to lay if they're scared.

And if they're araucaunas, Jet payed *a lot*, because araucaunas are always in-demand for their colored eggs.
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They ain't Araucanas, true breed Araucanas are rumpless and have a "moustache", they're more likely Americanas or just plain Easter Eggers. I'd go with Easter Eggers since they're cheap and have no breed standard.
 
Haven't watched it and it I doubt it's very interesting, but, for posterity, Jackie, the (alleged) big fishtoy spender, has done an interview about her time in the Tank.
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Link.
 
Dr. Jaime Reyes said:
Just musing here. A years worth ozempic or whatever injections would be like $7200 as I understand it. The Tank could bankroll that for their boy Fatty. Of course he probably wouldn’t stick with it.
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95 pound Instagram models are unironically about to get it banned. They’re (shocker) experiencing negative side effects bringing themselves down to 80 pounds. Lawsuits are flying.
 
Dr. Jaime Reyes said:
Just musing here. A years worth ozempic or whatever injections would be like $7200 as I understand it. The Tank could bankroll that for their boy Fatty. Of course he probably wouldn’t stick with it.
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Man with the amount of fat he has all he has to do is ONLY eat soup and like veggies for like a month or so. if he really cared to loose it of course. otherwise he could save the money and have the access skin snipped off. The issue with using injections is its not earned therefor he would just gain the weight back.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
They ain't Araucanas, true breed Araucanas are rumpless and have a "moustache", they're more likely Americanas or just plain Easter Eggers. I'd go with Easter Eggers since they're cheap and have no breed standard.
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Idk about rumpless as a breed standard, because every easy Google shows hens with full tails, but I know it's all sort of a genetic mush. All Easter eggers share some comment n genes with araucaunas.
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
That's really fucked up. Smoke is exceptionally harmful and painful to birds respiratory systems. When I raised chickens, I never smoked around them, even outside.

You can run this without abusing animals, Sam.
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Yeah... Cigarette smoke is a disgusting flavor, and they're not even good meat chickens. They're more valuable for the eggs.
 
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