🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Aidan]

It's not even just day 39. The fish have had no energy for like 4-5 days now. All they do is sleep not even sleep they lay around. It's Ambien house now.

There's nothing else for them to do, their diets suck, and they're probably suffering due to the cigarettes.

 

[wew lad]

Maybe /ftl/ was onto something when anons were calling Fishtank satanic.

 

[Polyboros2]

Then that makes two seasons in a row of them failing on this very concept, season 1 had the same exact shit regarding quarters and the gumball machine and both of those never went anywhere.

The idea being done half to one quarter assed by wiggers isn't an indication of it's merit.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

As said, at least they were doing stuff this time around on S1 even when it was completely stupid

The last few days of season 1 when they were doing the second cell challenge was very hit or miss and dragged on for 3 days but Sam and Jet at least kept the fish busy. Josie and Letty were not sitting around all day Sam would come in and force them to be entertaining.

 

[curbside2]

The last few days of season 1 when they were doing the second cell challenge was very hit or miss and dragged on for 3 days but Sam and Jet at least kept the fish busy. Josie and Letty were not sitting around all day Sam would come in and force them to be entertaining.

Howard Stern used to live in fear of dead air. He'd have every member of the staff coming up with bits. Even on their off hours. And if you didn't contribute you were canned. The lack of work ethic on display for the past two days specifically has been brutal.

 

[CoolFool]

Wait, is he really purposely hurting them? Cause if he is, I am beyond MATI.

Someone ought to yell him to knock that shit off.

He's trying to get the chickens to act out and do stuff since all they're doing is huddling up in a corner (obviously because the poor birds are scared). He thought it was funny that the smelling salts made them temporarily act up. I really can't watch people be mean to animals.

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Edit: The fish are playing "Greg or Dare". The game is that if they pick truth, Greg asks them a truth related question and they have to answer. They also have to drink a shot of alcohol if they pick truth.

If they pick dare, they have to do whatever Frank dares them to do. They are allowed to reverse their pick (example, if they pick truth but don't want to answer, they can pick dare, and vice versa). The fish who makes tonight "the most entertaining" will win something very helpful for tomorrow's challenge. Idk what it is, that's just what Sam said.

Trish went first and picked truth. Greg asked if she ever did any crimes. She said once she broke into a vacant house.

Idk if I'm going to watch the rest of this so someone else will have to write up about what happens.

Oh yeah, another thing to note. Fatty tried to sit on a chair and broke it and fell. That was funny.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

I find it kind of funny that Frank is trying to hassle chickens of all things, and only being marginally successful at it.

 

[Cringestorian X]

fat man is falling down

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Fatty, Breaker of Chairs and Vance vs Greg last hit during boxing.

View attachment Fatty vs Chair.webp View attachment Greg vs Vance last punch.webp

 

[<3 norafawn]

fat man is falling down
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And not a drop of mac n cheese spilt. What an absolute champion

 

[eatler]

Ok what do we name Gregs chicken?

Edit: I didn't think Greg stroking his cock would be peak content.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

Didn't really capture it, but TJ with painted on hair in the GregCam looks like a Half Life character.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Greg totally mogging TJ with his chicken-handling skills.

 

[C. Cactus]

Greg said earlier that he owned chickens when he was growing up, and that he also owned a "goose or duck or something that ate it's own children".

When did Vance box Greg? Can somebody clip that? What was the context and who won?

 

[eatler]

Didn't really capture it, but TJ with painted on hair in the GregCam looks like a Half Life character.

I was thinking either Sheldon of big bang or David Bryne of Talking Heads fame too. WAIT! this isnt my beautiful house?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

During a game of truth or dare Shinji was asked what his body count was and he said 300 and considering he was a male escort I don't doubt it

 

[Commonwealth Caterpillar]

Popping in to say that I fully hate these fucking people for involving an animal in this. Birds, including chickens, have very sensitive respiratory systems. The chicken's beak is open because she's scared and can't breathe due to the whole house being bathed in cigarette smoke. I bet they'll just put the poor thing out in the snow after its been aclimated to being inside. Temperature changes like that can cause illness. Combine that with stress and smoke and this innocent animal might die for a stupid, unfunny bit. It's just animal abuse at this point. Fuck the wiggers and fuck Fishtank.

 

[Karen Horney]

AIDS house COVID house PINKEYE house

This was supposed to be a JOKE ffs. Now I'm betting they give TJ the win as a "please don't sue us" gambit.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

I'm sorry but how is watching Frank throw plates at chickens and then making them smell smelling salts entertainment? I get chickens are considered dumb farm animals to most but this is still mean and psychotic.

It wasn't just Frank, there is such little stimulation in the tank that its starting to corrupt the fish. Tay tried doing the same smelling salt thing to the chickens, she and TJ apparently raised chickens for some time so she actually cares for them and was excited to see them arrive. They just seem to be losing their minds to boredom, even in prison there is more stimulation than in the tank for the past 3 days. In the process of cleaning the tank the fish now don't even have furniture or the various art they made on the walls any longer. This is probably worse on the mental state of the fish than the fucking failed cult plotline stuff and attack therapy.

 

[curbside2]

We are now in the phase where they are taking turns drunk harassing the chickens. Is production even watching? Genuine question.