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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I hate listening to these stressed out birds. Why do so many rooms have blue/green lighting?
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Edit: Tay being a chicken whisperer.
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attractive_pneumonia said:
It wasn't just Frank, there is such little stimulation in the tank that its starting to corrupt the fish. Tay tried doing the same smelling salt thing to the chickens, she and TJ apparently raised chickens for some time so she actually cares for them and was excited to see them arrive. They just seem to be losing their minds to boredom, even in prison there is more stimulation than in the tank for the past 3 days. In the process of cleaning the tank the fish now don't even have furniture or the various art they made on the walls any longer. This is probably worse on the mental state of the fish than the fucking failed cult plotline stuff and attack therapy.
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Didn't know Tay tried it too, that sucks. I just tuned in earlier in time to see Frank throwing and breaking plates at the chickens and then he grabbed smelling salts and forced it on them while laughing about it.

Greg seems to be really unhappy with what's going on compared to everyone else. Every time I tune in, he's not the usual positive Greg, he's very reserved right now. He seems especially annoyed with Frank. Frank keeps trying to "joke" with him and also keeps trying to mess with him, but Greg isn't playing around. He either ignores Frank or gives curt responses. He seemed upset about the chickens too. I'm worried Greg might leave, he already didn't like the house before.
 
Commonwealth Caterpillar said:
Popping in to say that I fully hate these fucking people for involving an animal in this. Birds, including chickens, have very sensitive respiratory systems. The chicken's beak is open because she's scared and can't breathe due to the whole house being bathed in cigarette smoke.
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It's a bit disturbing to me too but I always have to ask in these situations: do you eat chicken? I do. I know the meat industry in America is very poor in terms of standards. These supposedly came from the slaughterhouse. I could be wrong, but I imagine these chickens were kept in tiny cages, where they would have been kept another 3 (more?) weeks before they were big enough to slaughter. Or kept in same conditions indefinitely till they stopped laying eggs. In any case. end result is slaughter for flesch.

Is being in a much more open and quiet space with smoke disturbances that much worse? Hopefully they'll actually give them to someone with a garden chicken space afterwards. Even if they just slaughter them, it still seems better to me.

I agree it feels fucked up, but when you, as a chickeneater think about it, I don't think it actually is when you compare it to their destined fate. Won't sperg about this anymore.
 
Greg just pissed live on cam. Dude is going to be changed forever after this show.

Edit: Greg cam is fascinating now that they're moving around. You can feel his random pangs of fear and shock by what he's witnessing.
 
I missed it, why is Fatty in the goon cave and saying he quits?
Mudkipcorn said:
I agree it feels fucked up, but when you, as a chickeneater think about it, I don't think it actually is when you compare it to their destined fate. Won't sperg about this anymore.
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I eat chicken but that doesn't make it okay to fuck with them just because their treatment at a slaughterhouse might be just as bad.
 
Mudkipcorn said:
It's a bit disturbing to me too but I always have to ask in these situations: do you eat chicken? I do. I know the meat industry in America is very poor in terms of standards.
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I'm fully okay with the slaughter of chickens for food I just don't want to see it happening. I don't care if that makes me hypocrite.
 
CoolFool said:
I missed it, why is Fatty in the goon cave and saying he quits?
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Frank (and others maybe?) went up to throw a chicken in with him, but the cave door was locked and he was sleeping with his head against it. Frank started kicking the door repeatedly and it hurt his head.
 
CoolFool said:
I missed it, why is Fatty in the goon cave and saying he quits?

I eat chicken but that doesn't make it okay to fuck with them just because their treatment at a slaughterhouse might be just as bad.
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Frank was kicking the door to the goon cave and supposedly hitting Fatty's head.

What's funny is that they're all now mocking him. Tay said he's acting gay. Greg said he think it's just a bit for Fatty and he's seeking attention. Not one fish or freeloader are showing empathy. Some stanford prison experiment shit.
 
Mudkipcorn said:
It's a bit disturbing to me too but I always have to ask in these situations: do you eat chicken? I do. I know the meat industry in America is very poor in terms of standards. These supposedly came from the slaughterhouse. I could be wrong, but I imagine these chickens were kept in tiny cages, where they would have been kept another 3 (more?) weeks before they were big enough to slaughter. Or kept in same conditions indefinitely till they stopped laying eggs. In any case. end result is slaughter for flesch.

Is being in a much more open and quiet space with smoke disturbances that much worse? Hopefully they'll actually give them to someone with a garden chicken space afterwards. Even if they just slaughter them, it still seems better to me.

I agree it feels fucked up, but when you, as a chickeneater think about it, I don't think it actually is when you compare it to their destined fate. Won't sperg about this anymore.
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I get where you're coming from, but you don't need to be a vegan to care about animal welfare. Just because they might've been worse off wherever they came from doesn't make abusing them now right. The wiggers brought in animals knowing that the environment isn't suitable for them. The fish and freeloaders are now actively trying to frighten them for their own amusement. Chicken hearts already beat so fast, and their lungs cannot handle anything else but air. I won't be surprised if one of them drop dead.

I know the whole point of the Fishtank is to watch people be stressed and distressed and sperg out - but they chose to be there. Animals can't choose. They don't understand what's going on, they don't know why people are throwing shit at them and why they can't breathe. This, and the fact that people are defending and laughing at animal abuse, is genuinely disturbing.

Feels real bad, man.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
Tay tried doing the same smelling salt thing to the chickens
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When was that? thats really disappointing. also this reminds me of an old photography book that came out around the 50s/60s about a small town that started with a T. The guy was a kid at the time, everyone was doing drugs and they were all bored out of their mind. If you know what im talking about please respond. its one of my favorate books but I always forget the name.
I'mma real anime gurl said:
Hassle is a nigger so why are you surprised that he acted like a nigger to the chickens
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your right my mistake https://tenor.com/1S2Q.gif
 
I tuned in late, has there been any explanation given as to the contractors painting the walls? Is this some joke or are they just trying to get a jump-start on fixing up the house for flipping? Oh and real nice move assholes. Like the chickens aren't already scared shitless, let's throw loud ass tools and paint fumes in the mix. Brilliant!
 
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