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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Didn't know Tay tried it too, that sucks. I just tuned in earlier in time to see Frank throwing and breaking plates at the chickens and then he grabbed smelling salts and forced it on them while laughing about it.
She started approaching them and Sam told her to stop and asked wtf she was doing, Sam hasn't really been involved in the show since Jimmy quit and he seemed to have been a fair bit surprised at Tay's actions because it was deviating really far from her normal behavior, normally she is a very driven, empathic and caring person from what he has seen of her up until Jimmy quit. The fish seem really off today/tonight, even Shinji is showcasing some sociopathic behavior and was laughing and mocking Fatty when Frank was torturing him by kicking the Gooncave door into his head which made him cry, normally he is very passive and stone faced during such stuff. The mental state of these fish is declining at a pretty fast pace, Tay was in the shower earlier in the morning putting bronzer on and she didn't bother taking the usual precautions to make sure to she wasn't showing off the goods, she showed a surprising large amount of side boob and nipple and then when she was turning around she glances directly at the camera so she was fully aware it was there. She just basically stopped giving a fuck. TJ doesn't seem to be as badly affected as Tay and Shinji because he was outside the house for 6 hours two days in a row while Tay and Shinji just remained in the insane asylum suffering from boredom.
 
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Tay was right, Chris is the joke. That argument Tay had with him did strike a nerve and has had him ruminating since.
I would not be surprised if this is the last straw for him.
It is crazy how they break Chris down and then have to coax him back again and again. the cycle is tiresome. That's not how a friend would be treated, so Tay's words hit because they resonate, Chris feels it.
Just today Chris was on the ropes, wanting to leave, needing pep-talks, worked out with Sam, was promised better times just for it all to devolve back to the usual less than an hour later.
I dont even like Chris, to say the least, but they do not treat him well, and he knows it.
It's confusing. I think Sam wants to build him up, but the wiggers dont.
 
I tuned in late, has there been any explanation given as to the contractors painting the walls? Is this some joke or are they just trying to get a jump-start on fixing up the house for flipping? Oh and real nice move assholes. Like the chickens aren't already scared shitless, let's throw loud ass tools and paint fumes in the mix. Brilliant!
No idea, but I'm pretty sure that's Bex and Jet, not actual contractors. Probably something for the finale.
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No idea, but I'm pretty sure that's Bex and Jet, not actual contractors. Probably something for the finale.
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Yeah, I figured they weren't contractors, I said the wrong thing there. And yeah, definitely some kind of bit, given that they're now painting the fridge. I'm glad for that, it would be particularly tacky of they didn't even wait for the season to be over before they started prepping to sell this cursed place.

Just imagine, in a year's time it's entirely possible some dad will be reading his kids a bedtime story in the same place Jimmy assaulted/sexually assaulted someone.
 
The fish seem really off today/tonight, even Shinji is showcasing some sociopathic behavior and was laughing and mocking Fatty when Frank was torturing him by kicking the Gooncave door into his head which made him cry, normally he is very passive and stone faced during such stuff.
That was the part that was surprising for me. They egged on Frank to basically hurt him. And then spent five minutes after laughing at and mocking him. One of them even emulated his crying lol Pretty dark shit.
 
That was the part that was surprising for me. They egged on Frank to basically hurt him. And then spent five minutes after laughing at and mocking him. One of them even emulated his crying lol Pretty dark shit.
In their defense he's been a pain in their asses for weeks now. I imagine Trish especially would love to see him gone.
 
Tay was right, Chris is the joke. That argument Tay had with him did strike a nerve and has had him ruminating since.
I don't know, Chris was already going into one of his unstable and depressive states before the Tay argument. He was fine with her immediately afterwards and was actually quite supportive of her when the B1 strategy session was broadcast to the doghouse. He is just all over the place these past two days.
 
I'm a poor and can't clip, but Fatty just said he "doesn't support flashing" when responding to Shinji showing Gregger his massive green penis

Dude is 100% retarded lmao
 
I think Frank's suicide baiting tonight is supposed to be self-deprecating but it's really just pathetic.

Edit: was that a cig he passed Tay or a joint??? Is she smoking grass??
 
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Frank getting touchy with Tay, was getting touchy with Trisha earlier. Did anyone see him doing this with TJ and Shinji too, or is he pigtail pulling again. This isn't fun to watch and he chased off Greg who, while I don't really like him, at least doesn't drag everyone down.
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Edit: Bex trying to be supportive but she is not good at it lmao
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"we can save the white race" - Frank
Sorry taytriots we all got cucked. Who called frank using incel rage on tay because he was hitting on her?

Frank getting touchy with Tay, was getting touchy with Trisha earlier. Did anyone see him doing this with TJ and Shinji too, or is he pigtail pulling again.
No hes power bottoming the other girls though. He earlier was trying to get Greg to hook up with the other girls.
 

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The fish seem really off today/tonight, even Shinji is showcasing some sociopathic behavior and was laughing and mocking Fatty when Frank was torturing him by kicking the Gooncave door into his head which made him cry, normally he is very passive and stone faced during such stuff.
It's 100% Frank. The same thing happened in season 1. Franks "I'm an obese 30 year old who acts like a middle school bully" fag shtick brings out the most sociopathic elements in people.
 

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