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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
You think all those dummies who invested in this two months ago regret their decision?
CoolFool said:
Hell, she might have even walked out completely nude and stole her clothes back.
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Only to lose. Sam would dance on her corpse afterwards too. Its going to be a letty situation. the dumb bitch got humiliated and fucked with and got $10k out of dealing with this shit for a month. The chicks that go to dubai get 10k for just one night of sharktank levels of madness.

Getting black out drunk, being naked around a bunch of random men, having men's fluids all over you, being touched in ways that force your body to remember your rape, having your head shaved. Tay is just a fecal bath away from getting the full dubai experience.
CoolFool said:
instead Shinji is downstairs sitting around while TJ seethes and listens to TTS upstairs.
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TJ can't trust Shinji to do anything, and neither wants to be the one fucking over Tay. You have the right idea, a 2 on 1 is extremely easy to do, its literally how the girls got Jimmy out. you just need to have the balls to go through with it
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
$10k out of dealing with this shit for a month
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Didn't she have to give 4K to the guys over that one challenge? So she only has 6K?
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
TJ can't trust Shinji to do anything, and neither wants to be the one fucking over Tay. You have the right idea, a 2 on 1 is extremely easy to do, its literally how the girls got Jimmy out. you just need to have the balls to go through with it
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Well, they both appear to be doing something now, it looks like TJ is planning to dump paint (?) and water on her. I don't think this will actually phase Tay much but at least they're finally doing something.
 
CoolFool said:
Why isn't he and Shinji both trying to scheme together to get at Tay? Why aren't they both trying to open the tomato sauce and finding a way to surprise her with it? This is what I find so annoying, like if you're both going to gang up on her at least do it right, instead Shinji is downstairs sitting around while TJ seethes and listens to TTS upstairs.
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Shinji is boring and has no steam left to do anything productive and TJ can't figure anything out without TTS holding his hand the entire time.

Also, I don't know what TJ is trying to accomplish. Dumping tomato sauce on Tay isn't going to do anything.
 
Seeing how much Shinji has sucked for this final stretch has been vindicating. I pointed it out early in the show. Competitive natured people like Brian will always have something more to offer. Likability factor can only take you so far. If I cared about that I’d be watching individual streamers.
 
tbh I think it's messed up that a separate thread about Summer was made. Outside of the Fish Tank stuff that's contained here, she's not interesting enough for a thread, she's just a batshit mentally unwell woman posting online. Now people are going to bother her and further her delusions and turn her into an actual lolcow, when this likely could have been avoided.
 
CoolFool said:
tbh I think it's messed up that a separate thread about Summer was made. Outside of the Fish Tank stuff that's contained here, she's not interesting enough for a thread, she's just a batshit mentally unwell woman posting online. Now people are going to bother her and further her delusions and turn her into an actual lolcow, when this likely could have been avoided.
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Agreed, she's a nutjob who should be left alone, giving her attention is the worst thing to do there isn't even anything funny about her case.
 
curbside2 said:
Seeing how much Shinji has sucked for this final stretch has been vindicating. I pointed it out early in the show. Competitive natured people like Brian will always have something more to offer. Likability factor can only take you so far. If I cared about that I’d be watching individual streamers.
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He's been the most entertaining to watch during the challenges, and his speech to the cams last night was the best of the three imo. He's the most sincere of the three remaining.
 
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filthypenguin said:
He's been the most entertaining to watch during the challenges, and his speech to the cams last night was the best of the three imo. He's the most sincere of the three remaining.
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I will genuinely never understand Shinji dick suckers. It’s the same with Josie winning by doing nothing last season. History repeats itself. Letty carried the show last season but the nontent creator won.
 
curbside2 said:
I will genuinely never understand Shinji dick suckers. It’s the same with Josie winning by doing nothing last season. History repeats itself. Letty carried the show last season but the nontent creator won.
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I feel indifferent about Shinji. I think Shinji does do well in challenges, and when he actually talks, he can be entertaining. The problem is that, especially within the last week, he does absolutely nothing without being prompted to do so. Part of that is production's fault, the rest is on him. To be fair to Shinji I do think him not speaking English well is his biggest barrier, I can imagine if he was fluent he would be a lot more engaging.
 
CoolFool said:
I feel indifferent about Shinji. I think Shinji does do well in challenges, and when he actually talks, he can be entertaining. The problem is that, especially within the last week, he does absolutely nothing without being prompted to do so. Part of that is production's fault, the rest is on him.
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I wouldn’t have minded as much even 7 days ago. But ever since he tried to leave he’s had one foot out the door. And has basically told the audience as much. Saying he’s only doing it for them. Which is endearing. But I think should disqualify him from the money.
 
CoolFool said:
I feel indifferent about Shinji. I think Shinji does do well in challenges, and when he actually talks, he can be entertaining. The problem is that, especially within the last week, he does absolutely nothing without being prompted to do so. Part of that is production's fault, the rest is on him. To be fair to Shinji I do think him not speaking English well is his biggest barrier, I can imagine if he was fluent he would be a lot more engaging.
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yesterday i was wondering if the nicotine withdraw was still fucking with him. he was a pretty heavy smoker.
 
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