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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
they had some retarded breakdown of communication iver trish’s rules. she placed a curse and got a fortune in the same round. jet said everyone else can do two purchases this round. shinji tried to buy a curse and trish said there was only one per round. i have no idea what the original rules were supposed to be.

edit: now someone is trying to go to chris as well as trish and shinjis curse is now a deposit for next round? jesus christ how fucking retarded are they? this is like the lowest bar imaginable lmao.

edit 2: now sam is asking each fish what they think the rules are and its clear no one is on the same page so theyre changing the rules on the fly. i think originally you were only supposed to be able to curse someone once in total. theyre realizing the amount of chips far outweighs the number of points and are planning on adding 10 to everyone because they cant display negatives. i want to reiterate that this is the most retarded miscommunication yet.
 
Jet is talking to Sam and says Tay has more chips than there are rounds left to spend them. He's suggesting adding a more expensive curse (400 for -3 points) so the fish can spend the chips faster before the rounds end. Sam and Jet decide to have a narrative poll to ask if the fish should be allowed to stack curse purchases, then cancel it because they can't agree.

Sam and Jet are discussing about this because Jet doesn't want Tay to bring TJ down into negative points, and then TJ will bring Tay into negative points, which would automatically make Shinji win. Sam wants to do it and says it will be funny to watch Tay shoot herself in the foot like that. They eventually settle on doing two transactions this round, then back to 1 transaction per round.
 
CoolFool said:
Jet is talking to Sam and says Tay has more chips than there are rounds left to spend them. He's suggesting adding a more expensive curse (400 for -3 points) so the fish can spend the chips faster before the rounds end. Sam and Jet decide to have a narrative poll to ask if the fish should be allowed to stack curse purchases.
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This is the best explanation, but no description is able to capture how bad production communicates. They literally forget their own rules, sam tries to fix them to make it more interesting, then they have to crowd source new rules.
 
Sam should make an executive decision on things like that, no "narrative poll" bullshit. Keep the show running and he's the only production person with a mind for entertainment.
 
Jet, in a bout of frustration, decides to burn down the fishtank with everyone in it.
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Karen Horney said:
Jet, in a bout of frustration, decides to burn down the fishtank with everyone in it.
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He’s just playing a game he learned from the eastern block called the lame horse (it’s a thing look it up)

“How many points for making Greg cry? Was it zero?”

Automatic loss in my books
 
The Man With No Name said:
Shinji chose to curse Tay, which I'm not sure why he decided to do so, because he knows TJ and him are very close in points. So the totals are now
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Do the fish know that this is the complete finale? I would not doubt that communication is so bad that TJ and Shinji believe this is the challenge to determining the final 2, which is why they keep targeting Tay.
 
I like how they didn’t let curses stack because they expected TJ and Shinji to play competitively. The first thing Shinji did was waste chips to spite Tay. This after Sam was annoyed by how easily TJ let his chips go. Two most retarded fish in Tank history.

Sam may have just bruised TJ’s tailbone. It looks like a rough landing.
 
curbside2 said:
I like how they didn’t let curses stack because they expected TJ and Shinji to play competitively. The first thing Shinji did was waste chips to spite Tay. This after Sam was annoyed by how easily TJ let his chips go. Two most retarded fish in Tank history.

Sam may have just bruised TJ’s tailbone. It looks like a rough landing.
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Looks like he hurt Shinji's tailbone as well.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
wheres all the legalfagging for sam slapping trish in the face a few minutes ago? we could squeeze a good couple pages out of that.

fr tho it was a pretty hearty slap, i was surprised.
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I was saying from the first week that Trish was this season's Damiel, meaning a peer of production pretending to be a contestant. Her reaction to Sam cutting her hair with pick me giggling supported my assumption before pictures of her with WP2's director surfaced.

Sam slapping essentially an actor isn't anywhere near the same as staff drugging and taking advantage of a contestant.
 
TJ and Shinji both injured while getting pulled off the second bunk. Tay was fine but she was dq'd for some other reason.
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Trish got a turn too.
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