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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I enjoyed the trailer setting up a goofy vibe at Jet's expense, highlighting the participants instead. Casual viewers may not even realize that's Jet, which is how it should be.
That's true. I think the costumes are nicely anonymizing when worn by non-fish. They'll be puking up blood wearing chain mail or big black coats if the weather doesn't cooperate though. Jimmy mentioned he arrived at the set only shortly before sundown so I imagine wearing costumes wasn't as hard as it would be at midday.
I only care about the weirdo interactions in an uncomfortable environment.
Jon has been in a bunch of Twitter spaces this week bragging about how much he's going to harass Letty and how he's going to start a cult and make Jimmy the leader and have him execute the heathens so. As long as they don't have an extremely packed itinerary we'll at least get that type of kino.

Vance is first place in endorsements, double Letty's who's in second, at the moment. I hope production is smarter about it this time because they correctly observed last time that all of Shinji's endorsements towards the end were people who never interacted with the site again despite shifting their support/not watching anymore. Both he and Letty are the top two and neither of them had to puke to win a challenge or get hog tied or live on grits so my natural impulse is to root against them for being too comfortable. Jon is a twerp but if he wants to scream in Letty's face a little bit that would be ok.
 
Both he and Letty are the top two and neither of them had to puke to win a challenge or get hog tied or live on grits so my natural impulse is to root against them for being too comfortable. Jon is a twerp but if he wants to scream in Letty's face a little bit that would be ok.
When people claim that S2 was much more hellish than S1 I always make the mental note that they surely must be talking about everyone but Letty.
To read that she was too comfortable is plainly retarded. Particularly puzzling coming from someone that noticed this and commented here during S1, like I've read you do.
Did you people forget about what happened just one year ago?
 
Jon has been in a bunch of Twitter spaces this week bragging about how much he's going to harass Letty and how he's going to start a cult and make Jimmy the leader and have him execute the heathens so. As long as they don't have an extremely packed itinerary we'll at least get that type of kino.
I predict Jon will instead just be a two-faced little shit the whole time, unless Letty does something to really piss him off (or he even thinks she has) at which point we'll be treated to kino tardrage like with the passport.
 
When people claim that S2 was much more hellish than S1 I always make the mental note that they surely must be talking about everyone but Letty.
To read that she was too comfortable is plainly retarded. Particularly puzzling coming from someone that noticed this and commented here during S1, like I've read you do.
Did you people forget about what happened just one year ago?
She had it worse than anyone in S1 but that meant: she had toilet water thrown on her 3 times and had stuff dumped on her most days, Frank pulled an object out of her hand so hard he played crack the whip with her, she had few friends all season, Fatty flirted with her, touched her ankle, she had to sit on a mattress close to Fatty's piss, he threw a whiffle ball bat at her and spat at her, the stuff she brought was destroyed, Frank shaved a lock of her hair (when she said she might shave it all off as a stunt Jet said not to because it would look abusive), she was made to exercise in a way that is unhealthy when done over a long time, and people yelled at her most days in the second half of the season.

Lots of what I'm about to list happened to Jimmy and the S2 contestants who aren't coming to some extent too and even a handful of what I'm about to list outdoes Letty, but I don't want to make a whole separate list for him or them so just keep that in mind: Frank physically wrestled with Tayleigh multiple times and rested his boot on her face for half an hour, kissed her repeatedly when she was too drunk to properly consent, had to eat or drink to the point of puking in multiple challenges and was made to puke on camera repeatedly, and use a bathroom that was designed to and successful in catching images of her nude when as far as we know she didn't have nudes in circulation online before so the house effectively Jeremied her, production challenged her to shave her head until she did it, exercised to the point of failure a lot causing issues with movement and in Tayleigh's case aggravating an old sports injury, used a kitchen that was never free of broken glass after the first week but had to crawl on it on all fours more than once as a matter of doghouse routine and there was urine or trace fecal matter in most carpets of the house by the end, had live bugs thrown on her, had her underwear shown to the camera (she did give Frank her underwear but it happened before and after that) was made to break out of zip ties that cut into her wrists deeply enough to leave marks that lasted for weeks and possibly years, made to eat multiple hot peppers in a day until Trish and Jimmy got sick from it, made to sleep on wet, vomity sand to win a competition, for a few hours was in the position of having to sleep next to a convicted murderer and known rapist who expressed interest in her, what she brought into the tank was destroyed and everything she collected inside it was also destroyed, Fatty threw an 8 ball and snow balls at her and charged her....

The fact that Letty is exceptional from her season has some significance but to me the "poor Letty" effect has worn off quite a lot.
 
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Before I sound preachy or anything like that, I want to state that it's ok to root for or against whoever you want for whatever reason. I just feel like there's a discussion to be had here.
The fact that Letty is exceptional from her season has some significance but to me the "poor Letty" effect has worn off quite a lot.
Sorry, I just can't get behind the logic of "person A had it bad and person B had it worse, so it's ok if person A has a miserable time now"

I don't understand how empathy for one can "wear off" because of the trials and tribulations of another. I honestly feel like a good chunk of fishtank comentators (not exclusively on kf) think of the contestants as fictional characters more than actual people.

I'm not going to bring out my suffering meter so we can scientifically determine who was treated the worst, but I will make some notes to your observations:
  • You talk about the humilliating S2 challenges that Tay endured yet don't mention S1's The Cell II, that many consider torture porn and had Letty and Josie lick different parts of ASF's anatomy or eat an ice cream bucket as fast as possible and work out immediately after.
    for a few hours was in the position of having to sleep next to a convicted murderer and known rapist who expressed interest in her
  • You talk about Charleston White, who is a very shady character with a horrible background, but the reality is that he did nothing and left as soon as he came.
  • About Letty you say they destroyed her stuff, and about Tay you say they destroyed her stuff AND whatever she collected in the house. I don't know if you intend it but this sounds misleading; no way anyone beats Letty in property damage. Tay didn't bring her clothes into the tank.
  • Tay didn't have a Damiel that turned the whole house against her or a Jon that targeted her because he's retarded. I guess you could say she had a Betty in Abi.
    the house effectively Jeremied her
  • I've read the thread, so I know you've seen Jeremy's posts on 4chan. I'm going to guess that you've chosen your words badly because this is a gross comparison to make. No one is going to harass her and her family for years, post her three barely-skin-showing screenshots from the show everywhere, dox her and/or post embarrasing details of her past. She hasn't been Jeremied. Jet & Sam are weird for putting cams in the bathroom, but Tay knew they'd be there when she agreed to be on the show. She had a couple of slip-ups and that's it.
I'm sure we agree that the worst thing to ever happen in the show is Frank taking advantage of a drunk Tay. I guess the part we disagree on is that this doesn't undo the sympathy that Letty garnered in S1.
 
I haven't checked in on this thread in a long while (Last I saw, Betty was getting shat on by Lance) and don't feel like reading 50+ pages, is there anything important I should know to be caught up on this new all star season that's about to start?

I'm interested to see how Jon will react towards Letty. I'm sure he's still butthurt at her, but I'm also sure if he tries to start any shit with her, Jimmy and others will come to her defense. I expect Letty will be treated very well by everyone since everyone in the S2 cast said they are big fans of her.

I can also see Jon sucking up to Jimmy a lot, he seems to like strong male leads and Jimmy (like him or not) tends to command the room due to never shutting the fuck up. And even people who don't like Jimmy tend to try and stay on his good side because they don't want to make him have a tard rage, so I think we might see Jon replacing Sam with Jimmy this time around.
 
is there anything important I should know to be caught up on this new all star season that's about to start?
It will likely be a disaster due to all the tech issues that might prop up, the location got doxed, Jet was begging for people to buy season passes because they're broke, pov cams are shit and they're going to be wearing heavy clothing and airsoft gear (Wiggers love airsoft larping). There will be 12 trail cams and a drone cam in addition to the 6 pov cams but they will require a season pass to be viewed, there might be a heat wave during the show which will not be good in combo with the heavy clothing. Duanye will be back, unfortunately Frank will also likely be back. Abi responded to me mocking her, calling KF users fags so I posted her dox in response (which I got from bant).

That's pretty much it I think.
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I haven't checked in on this thread in a long while (Last I saw, Betty was getting shat on by Lance) and don't feel like reading 50+ pages, is there anything important I should know to be caught up on this new all star season that's about to start?
Uh nothing serious has really happened, Trish moved back home to California because the repeated damage to her car (same window broken into twice, towed, someone crashed their car into it) and the weird roomates just became unbearable, particularly since she likely will be production for season 2.5 and 3 so paying rent for a room you're not using would be stupid. Tayleigh got wrecked by tornadoes and heavy storms killing her internet through May then 2.5 got delayed which fucked her schedule so she is on hiatus from streaming until after 2.5. Taylor embraced the grind and is doing 4 days a week stream on a schedule with an editor releasing youtube shorts, plans a 24hr stream. There was a fist fight in Tai's house during one of his streams, Sam got a false assault report filed against him by Channing and got cuffed and uncuffed during a comedy show.

Everything is kinda on a holding pattern because 2.5 got delayed and fucked everyone's schedules. Season 2 episodes release after 2.5 but I have skepticism they'll be good since so much major content was missing, even as the show aired like when Tayleigh won The Cell, the fucking cameras feeds crapped out and Vance was too busy playing bouncer to film it with the HD camera.
 
Tay didn't have a Damiel that turned the whole house against her or a Jon that targeted her because he's retarded. I guess you could say she had a Betty in Abi.
This is a good point. The isolation factor during season one towards Letty was greater than during season two just because the season two Fish had less competitive drive towards the latter half of the show. They were much more friendly to each other. The only time it kind of happened was with Cole, and it never really had time to take root since he was gone two days later.

The closest Tay got to that was having TJ and Shinji use their curses on her during the swamp challenges, but even then Tj was getting cursed far more often than Tay making the targeting seem somewhat negligible. Comparing the suffering between seasons is a bit difficult though as a lot of factors are at play.
 
The kitchen wall was removed and attached to the living room.
I hate that choice, the kitchen looks absolutely fucking retarded now because of it there is just two closets just floating in space with nothing to anchor it visually. Also I have my doubts this crew bothered fishing out all the weird trash and food the fish stuffed down the walls and crawl spaces, enjoy the smell of rotting bullshit and vermin eating it for the rest of eternity.
 
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Sorry, I just can't get behind the logic of "person A had it bad and person B had it worse, so it's ok if person A has a miserable time now"

I don't understand how empathy for one can "wear off" because of the trials and tribulations of another. I honestly feel like a good chunk of fishtank comentators (not exclusively on kf) think of the contestants as fictional characters more than actual people.
I would hate if Letty were kissed while drunk by Frank or be put in a situation where it's difficult to avoid exposing herself to the camera, but my tolerance for complaining from anyone who was on S1 is going to be lower. Especially from Jon. They all know what they're getting into twice over now and if Jon thinks he doesn't have to be humiliated or suffer because he's never had to before he's about to get fucked up.

I'm totally willing to rate suffering. Generally, the only people who production put through less than Letty went through in S2 were Meg Summer and JC. Everyone else had at least one experience that outweighed her whole time in the tank. Cole is the only one who I would say is 50:50 because Gators Squats was probably worse than anything Letty ever had to do but he never had to do anything unhygienic like the others did.

If Vance, who scampered away like a girl who saw a spider when Sylvia barfed for money, starts moaning if Sam (god forbid) brings back icky pukers after saying the S2 cast had it easy, I will judge him. I wouldn't puke on command personally, but he talked a lot of crap.

And I can't seriously say "Letty deserves to win because she's been through so much more shit than everyone else" anymore.
 
They all know what they're getting into twice over now and if Jon thinks he doesn't have to be humiliated or suffer because he's never had to before he's about to get fucked up.
I think you're confused on what this season (2.5) is meant to be. From everything that's been said/put out, it seems more like just larping in the woods rather than some hellhouse-esque fucked up thing where the contestants are going to be forced to eat each others vomit in the woods for survival. I'd be really surprised if there's any major humiliation happening though, and most of the suffering is probably going to be caused by running through the woods in heavy clothes during a heat wave.

I could be wrong of course, Sam could just show up half way through and start making everyone puke again, but I think Jet just wanted some friends to play with over summer break.
 
I think you're confused on what this season (2.5) is meant to be. From everything that's been said/put out, it seems more like just larping in the woods rather than some hellhouse-esque fucked up thing where the contestants are going to be forced to eat each others vomit in the woods for survival.

I think Jet just wanted some friends to play with over summer break
Agreed. The worst humiliation will probably just come from TTS berating the fish for what they did in their season. Looking forward to it.
 
Charls is anything but normal and is weird even among the MDE circle.
Weird yes, but hey he's leading a semi normal life and has a family and isn't trying to fuck 15 year olds on Instagram, which is more than can be Said for a lot of people in Sam's orbit.

nigger you are kidding right?
even nick who i thought was normal got caught with tranny porn, its all rotten in MDE
Oh shit, that one I didn't realize. That's fucked
 
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