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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Blackstar said:
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This pic is unironically making me teary. To think about all the cray shit we experienced in that house over the 41 days and now it’s truly over. :(

i'm da lurker baby! said:
Tay didn't bring her clothes into the tank.
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Just on this: she actually did bring in her shoes and they were destroyed during the show. That’s why she was wearing those stupid red shoes in the final. All of letty’s clothes were destroyed by comparison
 
Chimplord1997 said:
Oh shit, that one I didn't realize. That's fucked
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yeah i couldn't believe my eyes either, bleak

<3 norafawn said:
This pic is unironically making me teary. To think about all the cray shit we experienced in that house over the 41 days and now it’s truly over. :(
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i am more terrified about the new tenant that will buy it with no knowledge of the degeneracy that went down in that house, its like buying a strip club and turning it into a restaurant
 
sum ting wong said:
I'd be really surprised if there's any major humiliation happening though, and most of the suffering is probably going to be caused by running through the woods in heavy clothes during a heat wave.
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The only thing that will be a problem is the heat and Jon's abrasive personality. The other 5 fish are perfectly content to just go with the flow and have fun doing stupid shit. I seriously doubt any fish would tolerate humiliation stuff by production at this point and for some like Tai it was never really on the table aside from them faking a twitter cancellation campaign against him.
 
Bitty really owned those trolls who say she loves bbc by.....revealing that she owns a black dildo the size of her forearm. Some real 4D chess going on.
 
sum ting wong said:
I think you're confused on what this season (2.5) is meant to be. From everything that's been said/put out, it seems more like just larping in the woods
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Yeah… I think Jet overestimates how many people will be interested in the airsoft LARP after the first few days. Even though I liked S2 well enough, some of the boxing got boring in S2 because it got so repetitive by the end. So, without the “hellhouse” element it’s really banking on the fish to keep it interesting and watchable.
 
As an airsofter I'm not watching this shit. I have way better things to be doing this summer, and won't be wasting it watching some bullshit.
FT is a solid winter show since I can't be fucked to put on clothes or do anything, and I imagine many agree.

I have a feeling that viewership will be like the Nick streams, lower and lower as time passes.
 
username1811 said:
Yeah… I think Jet overestimates how many people will be interested in the airsoft LARP after the first few days. Even though I liked S2 well enough, some of the boxing got boring in S2 because it got so repetitive by the end. So, without the “hellhouse” element it’s really banking on the fish to keep it interesting and watchable.
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Honestly the whole thing is just stupidly timed for the theme it has, doing "vampires" makes more sense in October and you could do goofy shit like Duanye being introduced as a villain "Count Blackula" while having him do a song and dance number to thriller or the monster mash with a few extras as dancers just to get a laugh for the audience during his introduction. Doing a skit like that is just lame during the summer because its not seasonally appropriate.
 
The Duanye "Count Blackula" is probably the smartest thing Jet has come up with, since most people don't want vampire nigger faggot AIDs.

Jet it up!!!!!
 
username1811 said:
Yeah… I think Jet overestimates how many people will be interested in the airsoft LARP after the first few days. Even though I liked S2 well enough, some of the boxing got boring in S2 because it got so repetitive by the end. So, without the “hellhouse” element it’s really banking on the fish to keep it interesting and watchable.
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We’ve already seen these Fish in action so I think it will be trickier to make the show entertaining. The shorter runtime will help, but if the Fish aren’t given a proper environment with good foundation for challenges and interactions then this season will most likely fail entertainment wise.

There’s always the novelty of FishTank being back that keeps the audience engaged for the first day or two. Maybe season one and two Fish interacting will also add on to that. But a lot of the appeal of an actual FishTank season is lost in bringing back old contestants who already know what’s going to occur. You can’t replace a contestant being exposed to FishTank for the first time and the reactions that creates. There’s just not a lot Production can do to shock these returning Fish.

We’re already familiar with the personalities of these Fish as well, meaning there’s not a lot of room to work with in regards to breaking down a Fish and analyzing them. Interactions and challenges are going to have to carry this season (or whatever it is) and judging by how the wiggers planned out challenges the last two seasons things are looking a little grim.
 
Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
My prediction for season 2.5 is that it will be a great concept. Poorly executed and they will have no idea what to do a the first problem
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You have some of the dumbest retards of both seasons left out in the open with whats going to be some idea guy "so this is what you need to do" with no actual thought put into any actual way to achieve the goals, its gonna be a mess.

Jon needs a 10 step guide on how to use a toilet and Jimmy thinks going off script will save the show.
 
I liked Kenny and Spenny back in the day but I really have no desire to see them in fish tank. They're irrelevant now and are only down for this to try to rebuild some clout.
 
2.5 will be a shit show probably, which is a shame because it's a good premise. Main problem is it being in the woods. Better setup would be something like copying CoD: Zombies. Have a house for the fish on a big plot of land, vampire attacks at night, having to barricade windows and doors. Have food and supply drops outside the house at night so the fish have to venture out. Could even copy some of the mechanics like having vending machines with "power ups". Wire up disconnect boxes and have locks on them with hidden keys so they have to do quests to turn on the power.

Them just being in the woods guarantees it will end prematurely as someone gets sick of dealing with exposure, bugs, wind, etc. especially in the summer.
 
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