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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
My personal favorite season 2 screenshot. Imagine trying to explain this to a normal person
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Halloween23 said:
I liked Kenny and Spenny back in the day but I really have no desire to see them in fish tank. They're irrelevant now and are only down for this to try to rebuild some clout.
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Loved Kenny vs spenny. But if you watch anything Kenny does now it’s. *name drops celebrity, * god I’m so funny look how great I am * spenny is such a retard he killed the show * I am friends with Matt stone and trey Parker
 
Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
Loved Kenny vs spenny. But if you watch anything Kenny does now it’s. *name drops celebrity, * god I’m so funny look how great I am * spenny is such a retard he killed the show * I am friends with Matt stone and trey Parker
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Also Spenny has been showing lolcow behavior on the KVS subreddit about a month ago. Looks like he may be actually less mentally stable nowadays somehow.
 
Spenny being on the show would not work. He's a old miserable drunk long past his glory days of Kenny VS Spenny. I think it would just be depressing having him on. Dude has been in a 15 year long downward spiral.
 
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The Lord has spoken. Letty the self declared piss witch must die. May G-d have mercy on her soul. May His faithful servant Jon fulfill his will. Amen.
 
>Letty is back

Good job Jet. I had more than enough of this disgusting subhuman during S1, therefore I will not be watching 2.5. You really Jetted it up.

Kill Letty. Behead Letty. Roundhouse kick Letty into the concrete. Slam dunk Letty into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Letty. Defecate in a Letty's food. Launch Letty into the sun. Stir fry Letty in a wok. Toss Letty into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Letty's gas tank. Judo throw Letty into a wood chipper. Twist Letty's head off. Report Letty to the IRS. Karate chop Letty in half. Curb stomp pregnant Letty. Trap Letty in quicksand. Crush Letty in the trash compactor. Liquefy Letty in a vat of acid. Eat Letty. Dissect Letty. Exterminate Letty in the gas chamber. Stomp Letty skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Letty in the oven. Lobotomize Letty. Mandatory abortions for Letty. Grind Letty fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Letty in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Letty with a ray gun. Kick old Letty down the stairs. Feed Letty to alligators. Slice Letty with a katana.
 
jenna raiding said:
New teaser, Letty is back confirmed.
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Ironically, this is exactly how I plan the show to go. The retards will start doing stuff that is completely outside the rules of the LARP they are forced to act out resulting in contestants and production arguing what they should and shouldn't do. Tay and Vance will probably try to stay in character as much as possible, we haven't seen Tai as an actual contestant so it's difficult to say how he will act if he is not a freeloader, the other three are more problematic. Jon will be like he was in the retard challenge when he was supposed to be schizo, but argued that he knows schizos who are completely normal on the outside so he decided to act as that, instead of what was expected of him. Letty will probably be like she was in this trailer where she doesn't really take the whole thing seriously and just starts doing some nonsense while giggling. Jimmy will probably decide to re-spec from holy priest to shadow priest on his own volition halfway through and start sperging out because he thinks it will be better content. You know it's going to be a total shitshow if half the cast needs to be constantly wrangled not to go off script and mess the whole thing up because we all know it's going to go off the rails sooner or later.
Also, why is the dude acting like a zombie? Isn't he supposed to be a vampire?
 
Devil's Avocado said:
Ironically, this is exactly how I plan the show to go. The retards will start doing stuff that is completely outside the rules of the LARP they are forced to act out resulting in contestants and production arguing what they should and shouldn't do. Tay and Vance will probably try to stay in character as much as possible, we haven't seen Tai as an actual contestant so it's difficult to say how he will act if he is not a freeloader, the other three are more problematic. Jon will be like he was in the retard challenge when he was supposed to be schizo, but argued that he knows schizos who are completely normal on the outside so he decided to act as that, instead of what was expected of him. Letty will probably be like she was in this trailer where she doesn't really take the whole thing seriously and just starts doing some nonsense while giggling. Jimmy will probably decide to re-spec from holy priest to shadow priest on his own volition halfway through and start sperging out because he thinks it will be better content. You know it's going to be a total shitshow if half the cast needs to be constantly wrangled not to go off script and mess the whole thing up because we all know it's going to go off the rails sooner or later.
Also, why is the dude acting like a zombie? Isn't he supposed to be a vampire?
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Not only do they need to tard wrangle the cast but they will need to do it for the NPCs and Vampires as well.
All in a giant outdoor environment
 
Three new voices added: vampire, whisper and Vance. All unsurprisingly sound utterly retarded and Vance doesn't even have a preview. What's funny though, is there's only the voice for John (and fatty) which means 3 of the cast can be impersonated by viewers but not the others?? Seems dumb and poorly thought out but that's been Jet's MO since S1.



 
<3 norafawn said:
Three new voices added: vampire, whisper and Vance. All unsurprisingly sound utterly retarded and Vance doesn't even have a preview. What's funny though, is there's only the voice for John (and fatty) which means 3 of the cast can be impersonated by viewers but not the others?? Seems dumb and poorly thought out but that's been Jet's MO since S1.

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out of those three, only Vampire is new. the other two came out in the second half of s2
 
Greg published a video where he lists off a bunch of massive YouTubers including Mr. Beast, and questions why they all jilt him after tentatively agreeing to collaborate.

He says they "left him in the dust, took the carrot out of his face and threw it a mile away."

 
Punitive Castration said:
Greg published a video where he lists off a bunch of massive YouTubers including Mr. Beast, and questions why they all jilt him after tentatively agreeing to collaborate.

He says they "left him in the dust, took the carrot out of his face and threw it a mile away."

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Poor Greg doesn't realize how much of a weirdo he is.
 
Punitive Castration said:
Greg published a video where he lists off a bunch of massive YouTubers including Mr. Beast, and questions why they all jilt him after tentatively agreeing to collaborate.

He says they "left him in the dust, took the carrot out of his face and threw it a mile away."

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Greg doesn't seem to understand that having a semi popular meme from a few years ago is not something you can build an entire career off of. Most people who get popular through memes are extremely flash in the pan types and are forgotten quickly.
 
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