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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I really don't understand what they're going for with 2.5. It seems like absolutely no one besides Goran wants this. Most people I've seen just want to fast forward through this and get to a proper new season already. There's no way a gay vampire larp will be as engaging and entertaining as proper Fishtank.

Only thing I'm really looking forward to for 2.5 is Jon being wetawded
I am genuinely more excited for the season 2 edit than 2.5. The freeze frame of Meg’s face fading into the gator squats was genuinely Goranian Kino.
 
  • Says he doesn't understand why people promote women so much on social media and can't adjust to seeing how much interaction women get compared to men
His woman hate gives me the exact same vibe a whore has for men, only difference is he's jealous they get so much for seemingly so little effort, rather than a woman being upset that men seem to all be disgusting degenerate pigs. We get it Shinji you did gross porn for money, get over it bro. Get a normal job and try to talk to some normal women for once not the kind that are gonna slob on your knob the same night they meet you. His melties over not making more money than ewhores for doing less work than them is pathetic
 
So I bought the season one pass and my dumbass never watched them. Are the site ones any different from the youtube one? Since I don't have an active season pass it won't let me watch season one.
Also is the archive available elsewhere? I noticed they removed all archives for season one on the site.
On YouTube they edited in ads and censored some swearwords, but they are very similar. The pay version of the final episode is actually still fucked up on the website so the YouTube version is the better one in that case.
The biggest thing is the extra content for a lot of the episodes that's not available on YouTube at all, but it is also not the most compelling stuff but it has interesting moments.
There are torrents out there so I'd recommend doing that if you are interested in the extras and uncensored episodes.
 
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try to talk to some normal women for once
He did, he just seems to have a bad case of envy against Tayleigh, Trish and a particular hatred of Taylor for some reason which is the most baffling since she was the most mellow and harmless freeloader in the tank aside from Tai. When Taylor posted that image of her and TJ together at a comedy show it was almost immediately followed by some wordy Shinji tweet about whores turning their life around that just made no fucking sense for him to post unprompted.
 
Most overrated contestant in FT history. Didn’t belong in the final two
Josie spent 90% of season 1 doing nothing and got more positive attention then any other fish of both seasons and you're going to say Shinji is the most overrated contestant in fishtank history? She literally had people saying she was doing "side quests" by being autistic in her room. People said her spinning in a chair and playing with children's toys was based. It's not even a contest. It's Josie by a country mile.
 
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He did, he just seems to have a bad case of envy against Tayleigh, Trish and a particular hatred of Taylor for some reason which is the most baffling since she was the most mellow and harmless freeloader in the tank aside from Tai. When Taylor posted that image of her and TJ together at a comedy show it was almost immediately followed by some wordy Shinji tweet about whores turning their life around that just made no fucking sense for him to post unprompted.
It's because they're the most successful Season 2 streamers. It's not just because they're women though but because they've all put in the work into streaming whereas he's barely streamed.
 
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I am genuinely more excited for the season 2 edit than 2.5. The freeze frame of Meg’s face fading into the gator squats was genuinely Goranian Kino.
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I was not expecting to be interested in the edits for S2 at all but I think it has been so long now that its becoming compelling. Also the contrast with having very low expectations for bloodgames makes it the more interesting thing on the immediate horizon.
 
On YouTube they edited in ads and censored some swearwords, but they are very similar. The pay version of the final episode is actually still fucked up on the website so the YouTube version is the better one in that case.
The biggest thing is the extra content for a lot of the episodes that's not available on YouTube at all, but it is also not the most compelling stuff but it has interesting moments.
There are torrents out there so I'd recommend doing that if you are interested in the extras and uncensored episodes.
Thanks. I basically wanted to rip the archive to have. Likely will go through season one before checking out what blood games will be.
 
He did, he just seems to have a bad case of envy against Tayleigh, Trish and a particular hatred of Taylor for some reason which is the most baffling since she was the most mellow and harmless freeloader in the tank aside from Tai. When Taylor posted that image of her and TJ together at a comedy show it was almost immediately followed by some wordy Shinji tweet about whores turning their life around that just made no fucking sense for him to post unprompted.
When Shinji was in the tank he had called Taylor a succubus and after the show had ended he said that TJ should cheat on her to become a man. I think Shinji (and let’s be real a lot of people in the thread) thought that she was this manipulative whore stringing him along and didn’t expect that she would actually end up with him. People forget Shinji just as big of an Andrew Tate fan as Jon is because he’s an ESL.
 
For some reason people seem to think or at least thought in the beginning that just because Shinji is Japanese he is some nice cultured and intelligent guy who is simply ESL when in reality (at least based on the life story he has told us) he is pretty low class and not particularly nice or smart. If I had to pick a S1 contestant who is the closest match to him in terms of social class it would probably be Damiel.
When the season ended and we weren't aware of his pettiness, I thought he deserved the win over Lubecooch, but as the time goes on and Shinji does more and more desperate stuff to maintain some relevancy, I'm kind of okay with TJ winning because at least he isn't actively tarding out. Even though in reality Tay should've won, but I called it after The Cell challenge that she was not going to win no matter what and even if she was ahead wiggers would start rigging challenges against her because it would've been a giant fuck you to everyone else if Tay walked away with $10k from The Cell plus the main prize and everybody else got jack shit. This became evident she did a lot of work to get Fatty to break down and take away TJ's Fattycoin and possibly get TJ eliminated which simply resulted Fatty giving TJ even more Fattycoin for absolutely no reason and nullifying the whole effort.
 
Josie spent 90% of season 1 doing nothing and got more positive attention then any other fish of both seasons and you're going to say Shinji is the most overrated contestant in fishtank history? She literally had people saying she was doing "side quests" by being autistic in her room. People said her spinning in a chair and playing with children's toys was based. It's not even a contest. It's Josie by a country mile.
It's Shinji because people accept this about Josie. They don't about their favorite asian twink.
 
Tayleigh took every opportunity she had on the show to make herself puke. Hotdog challenge, grossest thing challenge, any time she had to eat a pepper. She kept saying that she "wasn't" relapsing. I think she hit the icky pukers pretty hard in her lifetime. That's certainly the reason for damage to the teeth. I really hope she stops that shit and gets on the letty wave. Sad to watch.
 
Josie spent 90% of season 1 doing nothing and got more positive attention then any other fish of both seasons and you're going to say Shinji is the most overrated contestant in fishtank history? She literally had people saying she was doing "side quests" by being autistic in her room. People said her spinning in a chair and playing with children's toys was based. It's not even a contest. It's Josie by a country mile.
"Side adventures"!!! I remember!
And then we pressed @Aidan for examples of side adventures and the only one he could name was when Letty dumped coffee in Josie's bed and Josie couldn't figure out who did it, so it was really more of a Letty adventure.
These guys really watched a girl assemble her outfit for the day and said "wow this is compelling content neither of the other fish mutter to themselves while picking out clothes" or watched her get ready for bed 3 hours before the others and said "welp that's the end of content for the night"
For some reason people seem to think or at least thought in the beginning that just because Shinji is Japanese he is some nice cultured and intelligent guy who is simply ESL when in reality (at least based on the life story he has told us) he is pretty low class and not particularly nice or smart.
I definitely didn't begin to see him that way until very late in the game and even then I wasn't seeing the extent of it. You could call it racism but Japanese-born Japanese guys have a stereotype of being polite and high class. I wonder if the other people who lived with him in the tank and the producers were as blindsided.
 
Guys, Tayleigh could never have won S2. Think about it, S1 was already won by a girl with second place also going to a girl. We have to think of the gender ratios people! That's why S2 had boys winning first and second place! It's the NEPTUNIAN vision!
 
It's Shinji because people accept this about Josie. They don't about their favorite asian twink.
I wanted Shinji to win season 2 and I'll fully admit he was overhyped. Nowhere near as much as unwarranted attention and love as Josie though.
"Side adventures"!!! I remember!
And then we pressed @Aidan for examples of side adventures and the only one he could name was when Letty dumped coffee in Josie's bed and Josie couldn't figure out who did it, so it was really more of a Letty adventure.
These guys really watched a girl assemble her outfit for the day and said "wow this is compelling content neither of the other fish mutter to themselves while picking out clothes" or watched her get ready for bed 3 hours before the others and said "welp that's the end of content for the night"
That shit was crazy dude. You can be an attractive looking woman and get away with doing literally nothing and people will invent things to like about you.
 
oh great, now everyone's up to date with the fact that Shinji is a no good bum
what about the pioneers like me who weathered abuse in dms for stating as much already back in December and January
all the trash cans, all the puzzle pieces, like tears in rain
 
oh great, now everyone's up to date with the fact that Shinji is a no good bum
what about the pioneers like me who weathered abuse in dms for stating as much already back in December and January
all the trash cans, all the puzzle pieces, like tears in rain
Sometimes it takes a bit for the dust to settle and opinions to be made. Certain Fish can seem great in the moment, but when you look back you realize it was the shared moment in fish chat or just the hype surrounding the show that made them seem great. I really didn’t like shinji that much either, sorry for your abuse :(
 
The difference in this S2 edit is immediately recognizable: its actually an edit. The pan around the room during the gator squats with a focus on each person before cutting to an interview clip of them talking about how they're feeling is more effective and professional editing than anything in the first season. This is, like, a show.
 
The difference in this S2 edit is immediately recognizable: its actually an edit. The pan around the room during the gator squats with a focus on each person before cutting to an interview clip of them talking about how they're feeling is more effective and professional editing than anything in the first season. This is, like, a show.
It's also a single vignette, we have no idea what the whole thing looks like. If they arbitrarily hold it to 10 episodes an hour long each it will be garbage, the content for S2 is obviously front loaded in the first three weeks, with the final week being a complete fucking disaster. They have huge amounts of ground to cover for the early season, Summer's meltdown, Cole's antics with JC, love tank/triangle with Cole/Trish/Brian/CK, Tay's seething hatred of Nifty, Jimmy's spergouts during the hogtying and triathlon. Plus room between these events to actually get to know the personalities of the fish outside of challenges.
 
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