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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jobama said:
Is there any proof that they censored lubecooch TTS?
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You don't need a solid proof to know that the lubecooch TTS were being blocked. Everytime there was a new embarrassing information about a contestant, it would get brought up constantly and immediately by the TTS. Remember when people found out that Summer dated a black guy, they called her a coalburner through TTS. Or when people found about Jimmy's DeviantArt account or heck even when people found about a recording of Tayleigh talking to Chris-chan (even though that's actually not her). I'm sure there are a lot more incidents like the ones I'm mentioned but these are the ones that I can think off on top of my head.

Productions definitely censored the lubecooch TTS because the same thing did not happen when it first got out and people have to get around it in a creative way like with the Marky TTS. They did let them through finally but not after Frank brought it up when they have a group session, I think.
 
TJ absolutely sucked as a protagonist and the "becoming a man" character arch they forced on him was cringe. Never gave a fuck about the lubecooch shit if you're going on a Sam Hyde show it's a given you are some kind of freak.
Halloween23 said:
We were pitched Fishtank as being "HELL HOUSE" and with that you would think that the meanest, toughest, most entertaining person would win. Shouldn't the entire fucking point of Fishtank be to make people hate you and harass them so much that they quit?
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"Hell house" was used once in a promo video for season 1 and you guys still can't let it go.
 
Jobama said:
Is there any proof that they censored lubecooch TTS? I’ve heard people make all sort of baseless claims regarding censored TTS like that Shinji had negative TTS blocked or that Tayleigh had positive TTS blocked.
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TTS was blocked frequently and inconsistently. Those claims probably aren't baseless, they just depended on who was manning the system at the time, what the messages actually were, and the context of when they were sent.
 
i hate this whore, her kid is gonna get bullied all their life because this slut wants easy money
 

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Jobama said:
You are completly misremebering the sled challenge. Tayleigh lost because she fell off the sled when they were going up the stairs. TJ didn't lay on the floor and writhe for five minutes. He hurt his tailbone and layed on the sled for 20 seconds before succsfully completing the challenge without falling off.

Tayleigh lost because she was unlikeable AND bad at challenges
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Tay was the only one that had the ore handicap. TJ broke it when he was getting onto the sled and they let him just tuck it under himself and grab the sled which made it far easier for him to stay on it the full run, then Shinji didn't need to have the ore at all. Tay wasn't bad at challenges during the finale, this is just one example of the rules changing mid challenge that ended up with Tay having the harder run on the challenge because she volunteered to go first and more or less play test it. Not only was it harder for her with the ore since she had to remain on the sled onehanded, Sam was still fresh and moved WAY faster with her than he did with TJ and Shinji who were just 60-70lbs heavier while he was winded from the first run with Tay. Its Shinji that absolutely fucking whiffed the easiest form of the challenge.


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If Tay was "bad at challenges" they wouldn't have had to steal 4500 of her money and distribute it to the two weak male contestants, who still didn't manage to beat her non-cell winnings with the handouts. Tay was at around $17k approximately when that theft happened with TJ and Shinji each near 4000. For reference Trish ended the show with around 6500 so even slow bumbling Trish was better at challenges all season than the goof troupe.
 
I just remembered that S2.5 starts in two days and there is pretty much zero hype to it and we still do not know anything about it other that it's going to be two weeks of being in the woods. I'm sure we will bounce back in the it's so over/we're so back cycle as is the FishTank tradition, but even the wiggers seem more occupied by uploading pro shot S2 footage to YouTube right now than talking up S2.5.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
I just remembered that S2.5 starts in two days and there is pretty much zero hype to it and we still do not know anything about it other that it's going to be two weeks of being in the woods. I'm sure we will bounce back in the it's so over/we're so back cycle as is the FishTank tradition, but even the wiggers seem more occupied by uploading pro shot S2 footage to YouTube right now than talking up S2.5.
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"IM WORKING ON IT!!!" - Jet Neptune, fourteen minutes ago.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
I just remembered that S2.5 starts in two days and there is pretty much zero hype to it and we still do not know anything about it other that it's going to be two weeks of being in the woods. I'm sure we will bounce back in the it's so over/we're so back cycle as is the FishTank tradition, but even the wiggers seem more occupied by uploading pro shot S2 footage to YouTube right now than talking up S2.5.
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I would say there is an antihype to it. I'm only going to watch to see how much of a shit show it is.

On top of there being no indication of how this season is even going to work, other than word vomit of "vampire survival real life fps RPG Livestream LARP."

It sounds like it's going to be a two week long airsoft match, but this isn't special forces training, most of the fish are probably going to be wiped out after a day. Have they learned about the importance of calories? They fucked themselves with fish trapped in a house with giving them poor nutrition. Now water is going to be extremely important too. No matter what the majority of the stream is going to be sitting around, but the rest spots are not very developed that we see. Tay may have a huge advantage being acclimatized to hotter temperatures, heat stroke is a big concern and shaded pallet hovels are not going to be great for recovery with out fans and cool water. Do wiggers even know what an electrolyte is? I'm betting they'll at best get energy drinks with stuff like taurine and not electrolytes.

I expect at best it's going to devolved into FishCamp as the physical activity breaks most everyone.

That's not even getting into the mechanics of the LARP. I'm imagining wiggers walking around as GMs having to follow every fish, and failing to do so, plus suspiciously disproportionate rolls where Letty always succeeds when she needs it and Tay having 75% of her "rolls" under 5(on a d20). What's the disqualification? Will there be hit points and each airsoft pellet counts as a hit? That's really hard to track, airsoft is usually hit or not hit. I'm assuming there will be resurrecting to a point and I can see favorable fish getting rezzed more often than who Jet had decided will lose.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
I just remembered that S2.5 starts in two days and there is pretty much zero hype to it and we still do not know anything about it other that it's going to be two weeks of being in the woods. I'm sure we will bounce back in the it's so over/we're so back cycle as is the FishTank tradition, but even the wiggers seem more occupied by uploading pro shot S2 footage to YouTube right now than talking up S2.5.
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Seems like a cashgrab filler that will probably do more to burn people out more than anything else
 
Remember how amazing the camping arc was from season one? Let’s do that but this time all the fish will be used to it, theres no element of surprise, there’s no real win condition or tension, all the freeloaders will be repeats, and crank up the e celeb dial to 100.

Odds of 2.5 being on par with the first five days of season two or the second week of season one are practically non existent, but we could possibly get some good moments out of it. Worst case scenario we get to mock another failure in fish chat.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Remember how amazing the camping arc was from season one? Let’s do that but this time all the fish will be used to it, theres no element of surprise, there’s no real win condition or tension, all the freeloaders will be repeats, and crank up the e celeb dial to 100.
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Reminder that it unironically is Jet's favorite part of S1.
 
Reminder that people were happy this guy won season 2

 
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