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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
dumyay looking slayyyyyy
he could start voguing any minute
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I'm kind of offput that it seems like Jon is going to be the guy they put in charge of the emergency walkie talkie thing. You figure Vance would who'd they'd trust with that being the most baseline straight man/responsible one.
Figure Jon would just abuse it like a child calling 911 just to see that'll happen. Maybe they just think it was the funniest pick
 
Kill Jon. Behead Jon. Roundhouse kick a Jon into the concrete. Slam dunk a Jon baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a Jon food. Launch Jon into the sun. Stir fry Jon in a wok. Toss Jon into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Jon gas tank. Judo throw Jon into a wood chipper. Twist Jon heads off. Report Jon to the IRS. Karate chop Jon in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Jon. Trap Jon in quicksand. Crush Jon in the trash compactor. Liquefy Jon in a vat of acid. Eat Jon. Dissect Jon. Exterminate Jon in the gas chamber. Stomp Jon skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Jon in the oven. Lobotomize Jon. Mandatory abortions for Jon. Grind Jon fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Jon in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Jon with a ray gun. Kick old Jon down the stairs. Feed Jon to alligators. Slice Jon with a katana.
 
Tai has been the primary reason for me keeping tabs on 2.5. Say what you want about his standup. But his experience in improv is undeniable here.

Brian was somewhat insufferable in Season 2. But he’s been surprisingly funny. I think he’d be a cool to hang out with… until he inevitably started hitting you up for money.
 
Jon has arrived and immediately whips out a Confed flag and begins to read the Bible. Gotta say I was enjoying the Tai/ Letty chill chatter alot nore
 
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