🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Aidan]

I hope someone scares Jan on Fishtank by showing him their dick.

Jan? Wait is Jon trans? I don't want to deadname her.

 

[funyunsfunyunsfunyuns]

They actually got the founder of Deagle Nation for this? That's like trekking to the mountain top to bring an old hermit back for one last mission

he's also in The Great War and a lot of Frank Hassle stuff... so why is that such a surprise?....he is really good tho

 

[Noble Redditor]

wow can’t believe they were able to get a d-list internet celebrity for this

Big time faggot energy with this post.

Jan isn't a d-list celebrity he's a double OG future-former Marine and MDE collaborator who was forced into early retirement by screeching SJWs.

 

[Enig]

was forced into early retirement by screeching SJWs.

How to tell me you weren't there for the car accident on a wintertime highway that gave him an actual concussion and hastened the gimmick's ending without saying it

 

[Blitzsneed]

Goes hard in a dumb way

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I expected the whole thing to be a complete trashfire, but it's pretty entertaining so far. Severe tech issues as usual, but at least the scripted shit goes very well with the LARP foundation. If they manage fix the lagging cams, I'm going to be genuinely impressed.

 

[Noble Redditor]

How to tell me you weren't there for the car accident on a wintertime highway that gave him an actual concussion and hastened the gimmick's ending without saying it

I was there. One of the funniest things to have ever happened on the Internet. I followed pretty much every second of Deagle Nation when it happened - and I believed it too. I'm not one of those assholes who pretended like I knew the whole thing was a ruse all along. Nobody will ever do it better.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Jon and letty started fighting, then Jon disengaged by saying "hey look at this" and flexing in front of the camera.


"My mussels aw going fwom listening to you bitch. Yap Yap Yap."

 

[popnloch ness monster]

the fucking music lmao

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

When the other fish say something so Jonphobic that you have to hit them with that Jontent stare

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

>jon takes off his clothes and starts posing for no reason
great tards think alike

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

This is just an average LARP session with extra funding and it's completely retarded.

I love it.

 

[Nagato Kai Ni Surigao]

 

[yoursavior]

Jon and letty started fighting, then Jon disengaged by saying "hey look at this" and flexing in front of the camera.


"My mussels aw going fwom listening to you bitch. Yap Yap Yap."

I will always love Jon when he's on the show. He is undeniable.

 

[Semen_Recycler]

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Jon should show Letty that he's straight by using her as his bea- I mean wife.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

I forgot to say this, and somebody probably has, but the contestant profile art is stellar.

 

[curbside2]

My initial impressions were that I hated this. But it grows on you. I think it's good filler between seasons. It feels closer to IRL streaming. Two weeks are perfect for the outdoor setting. 42 days would have been too much to ask. The music makes the show kind of cozy.

 

[anliteralidiot]

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I will always love Jon when he's on the show. He is undeniable.

not gay

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

Big time faggot energy with this post.

Jan isn't a d-list celebrity he's a double OG future-former Marine and MDE collaborator who was forced into early retirement by screeching SJWs.

I thought he stopped because he got some kind of permanent head injury from crashing his Prius that made it hard to do comedy.

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

Holy shit I hate jet so fucking much, he's trying so hard to turn fish tank into reality tv and it just makes everything so much worse. It would be more enjoyable if things were allowed to unfold naturally, without everyone feeling pressured to play a role.