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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Marche said:
Trish looks extra plump and trashy lately and some how makes her cute to me despite never once being attracted to her or any fish.
fuck.
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Ponder the orb
 
Does anyone remember that faggot that streamer season 2 and flexed having connections to MDE? And then one night he got felted when his account was striked? Is that guy still streaming or did he ghost after that?
 
curbside2 said:
Does anyone remember that faggot that streamer season 2 and flexed having connections to MDE? And then one night he got felted when his account was striked? Is that guy still streaming or did he ghost after that?
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Are you talking King Brick (legit retard) or Sly (sjw/black girlfriend annoying as fuck)?

5d is alright.
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Rocky Stream? He posted this gay video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMzhUrd7jag and all the comments are calling him out lol.
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That video was almost painful. "Yeah I was basically Jets right hand restream man, even had an idea for a Fishtank vidya game, but I'm never working for those posers agian" He complains that Jet wouldn't come into a discord and tell all the other cronies to listen to him.
Also mega doubt that he had Sam's cell number as he claims, probably not even Jets
 
Anyone catch what's going on? This lady is hooking Tay up with an IV. She said something about living nearby and she could place an IV but not administer medicine. She's not familiar with fishtank at all.
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Karen Horney said:
Anyone catch what's going on? This lady is hooking Tay up with an IV. She said something about living nearby and she could place an IV but not administer medicine. She's not familiar with fishtank at all.
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tay woke up feeling like shit since morning, they've been waiting for an IV the whole day to counter her heat exhaustion
 
I didn't pay much attention but there's been a lot of vampire attacks tonight. I don't remember his name but the boxing teacher has been hired to help them fight off the vampires. They had a quest to go to a specific area at night and Jon tried his hardest to convince everyone to go to The Downs (vampire HQ) instead. It didn't happen but most of the party left on the adventure anyway. They had a huge fight where Tai (NOT tay, wrong name) chugged an invisibility potion and just ran straight in racking up an insane amount of 'kills' by just shooting the vampires as they ran towards and past him. Once they did... whatever it was, they all went back to base just in time for The Down(pour)
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It rained extremely hard for about 2 minutes, during which more vampires showed up to attack them at camp, ignoring the 'safe zone' rule. It was pretty good watching everyone fire into the darkness and not even know where they're coming from.
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I think someone went down and drank a health potion, probably Jimmy, because they were all talking about how it tasted like red gator-aid, but there was only ONE notable loss on the camp's side. That's right. The Cheese-balls.
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After the fighting, they loitered around a little bit, reloading before being told they need to go into town for some reason. Tay stayed behind in bed because the nurse was on the way with her IV (for her heat exhaustion). Everyone started off only to be attacked by vampires with shields! Not a problem, no one went down (technically). Once in the shitty village another big fight happened with nothing crazy going down other than Jon stabbing a vampire on the ground and about 4 vampires rushing them right before Jet called the raids done for the night, so they just walked away dejected. Here's a screenie from the fight I grabbed part of the way through, it got chaotic.
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After all the fighting, a real nurse showed up and gave Tay her IV. She just gave some basic medical info on what she was doing. Just a fluids IV with no medications. She was a bit interested in the show after seeing all the cameras, but after seeing the living conditions she stopped asking as many questions.
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Notable moments include
Jimmy exclaiming about how he can drink potions AND shoot, so not to worry about their healer dying. Tai chimed in saying Jimmy usually just Drink and drove, referencing how Jimmy admitted to having a DUI charge.
Jet told all the melee users (mostly Jon) to stop doing pussy swings and actually pretend they're swinging a sword with some style.
Jon leaned into the camera and told Jet to send more vampires, despite it being night 2 of 15.
During the attack/defense of the Shitty Village, Jon blatantly stole from the merchant after letting himself inside. This is after he lectured Tai on not stealing or doing bad things this morning.
Jon was hit multiple times throughout the fights, but didn't go down a single time, maybe he's just THAT good! You could even hear him go 'oh shit' at one point before just ignoring it.
Thunder is audible in the distance, good times are coming for the camp crew.
 
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