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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Wounds may heal, but the scars remain.
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...wait, you're right. You can literally see where it said Trisha.
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What I'm pretty sure what happened is that he tried to pivot to other video things, wasn't really making any money and having a hard time shaking his reputation and fanbase. He also didn't try very hard. If you remember he immediately launched into a male feminist character after ending Deagle Nation and it wasn't very funny and didn't take off because his old fans kept commenting on all of his videos ruining the gag. He tried a couple other things and then DFEd in a non-spergish way, intentionally fading into obscurity. Any appearance he's made since has had his face blurred out, the only exception being Sam's Great War series which was supposed to relaunch his "career" but ended up being a flop. Seems kind of funny though.


He used to have a computer repair business but personally I think that was just a front to avoid his troll shit showing up first in Google results. This is just based off following it closely and reading between the lines. I don't know for sure. All I know is he's a master of deception. Calling him a liar seems unfair, but at the end of the day he'll say whatever he feels like he needs to say. Deagle Nation was an absolutely top tier troll and performance art but it pretty much happened on accident. It wasn't some grand plan.
Thanks for the info. I found him hard to keep up with after Deagle Nation because my life got busy and he would wipe his socials so much I never knew what was going on.
 
I forgot to mention, but people are saying how Tay seems so uncomfortable with Xavier now. This is because she thinks Xavier is her stalker. There was a TTS earlier this morning asking her if she thinks "Xavier is a certain 19 year old computer science major" and she interrupted it going "Yes." Ironic that the only person going along with him doesn't want to be involved anymore. This is after Xavier had a few jokes about going on a date with Tay and trying to hold her hands.
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Xavier's giving this whole spiel and I can't hear a damn thing over the rain. :(
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Edit: Wait a goddamn second he's explaining how to play YuGiOh. Tay's making him explain more and more, I think she gets a kick out of making him do that ridiculous voice lmao
 
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I am still very confused as to why it took something like, 19 hours for the nurse to arrive. They have been waiting since early AM today. She even mentioned when she arrived she lives only about "20-30 minutes away" and that's how she arrived so quickly, as if she was only just called. Was also voice-to-texting an actual doctor by saying "I am here with the client" and mentioned she can't give anything other than basic saline without his order.

I forgot to mention, but people are saying how Tay seems so uncomfortable with Xavier now. This is because she thinks Xavier is her stalker. There was a TTS earlier this morning asking her if she thinks "Xavier is a certain 19 year old computer science major" and she interrupted it going "Yes." Ironic that the only person going along with him doesn't want to be involved anymore. This is after Xavier had a few jokes about going on a date with Tay and trying to hold her hands.
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That and he's just been really weird in general around her. Gave her a written message that said "See you soon, Pup - X" and made her bow before him during their one-on-one meet. He's intentionally trying to make her feel awkward.

Edit: Xavier is now teaching Tay how to play Yu-Gi-Oh lmao. The nurse is on the phone and I think just mentioned something about "a wrong address".

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I forgot to mention, but people are saying how Tay seems so uncomfortable with Xavier now. This is because she thinks Xavier is her stalker. There was a TTS earlier this morning asking her if she thinks "Xavier is a certain 19 year old computer science major" and she interrupted it going "Yes." Ironic that the only person going along with him doesn't want to be involved anymore. This is after Xavier had a few jokes about going on a date with Tay and trying to hold her hands.
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Anyone catch what's going on? This lady is hooking Tay up with an IV. She said something about living nearby and she could place an IV but not administer medicine. She's not familiar with fishtank at all.
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That's Tay's second IV bag of the day.

I so called them not giving them proper diet and hydrations(she's drinking water but definitely not enough electrolytes) to the Fish for the out of the ordinary exertion they put them through. Originally they were charging them in game currency for bottles of water. After paying for a nurse to administer a IV bag they started walking around and handing out bottles of water, but they still made them pay for food to cook. Its not looking like Tay ate. They really need to have electrolytes, making sure everyone is drinking, and stopping things for everyone to eat and being able to keep a eye that people are actually eating.
 
That's Tay's second IV bag of the day.
It isn't. She's mentioned multiple times she has yet to get an IV bag until just now. That's why she hasn't been involved in literally anything for the entire day. Even during the attacks on base camp, she was laying in bed under direction from production staff.

Edit: IV is done and nurse is headed out. Asked Xavier if she could get a selfie with him first, though, lol. It is also absolutely fucking pouring rain surprisingly hard and Schitty looks like a complete mud pit, so tomorrow should be fun.

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I guess this'll be a test for how the camps/equipment hold up in this storm. Supposed to rain all night in Providence.
The village in particular is gonna be one big mud pit
 
Jon and Xavier give us a kino angle and Xavier tells Jon everyone is siding with him and Jon’s personality is a problem. Says all the Fish should side with him over the Duke because he has helped them and it will decide the fate of the whole realm. Tell Tayleigh there is a blood ritual. Five important artifacts for blood moon sacrament to make the Duke mortal and therefore killable.

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Starts giving Tay cards saying they are tarot cards. Nurse interrupts Xavier with a phone call and Xavier is clearly annoyed and trying to speak over the nurse. Xavier tells the nurse she’s interrupting (lol), she apologizes. Whenever Tayleigh repeats back a piece of information Xavier becomes elated and says “this is what it's like to pay attention”. Xavier says she can read a card to activate some spell or some shit. He turns to the camera and says everyone can tell what this card reads. Card says to my little pup meaning Tay will have to read that out loud to activate it. Tay asks why the character on the card's hair is colored to look dark and brown (exactly like her). Xavier says he doesn’t know in a jolly voice. Tay says she can see his name on the card. Xavier then gives excuses as to why it's not his.

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Xavier gets in the nurses face after she interrupts again and says his name is Xavier Ravenblood and that she better not forget it. Nurseasks to take a picture of the situation. Xavier gets in the picture and wraps his arm around Tay's in a romantic gesture.

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Camera bounces around while epic music plays in the background with rain. Great end to the day.
 
That's Tay's second IV bag of the day.

I so called them not giving them proper diet and hydrations(she's drinking water but definitely not enough electrolytes) to the Fish for the out of the ordinary exertion they put them through. Originally they were charging them in game currency for bottles of water. After paying for a nurse to administer a IV bag they started walking around and handing out bottles of water, but they still made them pay for food to cook. Its not looking like Tay ate. They really need to have electrolytes, making sure everyone is drinking, and stopping things for everyone to eat and being able to keep a eye that people are actually eating.

Tay woke up real sick, she thought it was a stomach bug, kept throwing up. Couldn't keep down fluids at all. Tay didn't eat because she was so sick.
 
I don't remember his name but the boxing teacher
It's scott :)
They had a huge fight where Tay chugged an invisibility potion and just ran straight in racking up an insane amount of 'kills' by just shooting the vampires as they ran towards and past him.
That was Tai, not Tay


Many people are watching live in the fishtank livechat but are terrible at updating the thread with accurate information about what is happening. This video was posted there but not in the thread.
Everything is highly confusing for me but the live chat seems to know what is going on, while this thread is confusing chaos right now. I complained there and they directed me to https://x.com/vilerat_ for more consistent updates.

Xavier is carrying right now. Giving great long speeches in character about everything that is happening while Tay is getting an IV.


I understand people not wanting to give as detailed updates for this as they do the non-0.5 seasons (I have a job and am busy playing elden ring myself) but this thread is a disaster right now for catching up on WTF is going on. Big appreciation for people posting the longer posts with updates. Apparently jimmy got a quest from mauro
Posts made should have context that can be understood in a year from now.
 
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