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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Don't think this has been addressed in the thread since the season started

One of the new mechanics this season is Quests which are missions pitched by viewers for the fish to complete. The two wrinkle are they need to be first approved by staff and then they place a financial goal that has to be met. Some of the quests are ludicrous amounts (such as 750,000 Fish Tokens for a super fan to get on the show), but the majority of the quests that have been funded were under 5,000 Fish Tokens (approximately $375-$420).
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Here is a list of the approved (fully funded) Quests. What are the odds all of these will be implemented by the end of the season?
 
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Don't think this has been addressed in the thread since the season started

One of the new mechanics this season is Quests which are missions pitched by viewers for the fish to complete. The two wrinkle are they need to be first approved by staff and then they place a financial goal that has to be met. Some of the quests are ludicrous amounts (such as 750,000 Fish Tokens for a super fan to get on the show), but the majority of the quests that have been funded were under 5,000 Fish Tokens (approximately $375-$420).

Here is a list of the approved (fully funded) Quests. What are the odds all of these will be implemented by the end of the season?
Production gonna run out of IVs after every one contracts severe Delhi belly
 
I was wondering about this too, because to my knowledge Fatty hasn't been confirmed to be showing up... and yet staff allowed two quests that explicitly require him to be there to be approved and then funded, which obviously implies he's showing up.
 
I was wondering about this too, because to my knowledge Fatty hasn't been confirmed to be showing up... and yet staff allowed two quests that explicitly require him to be there to be approved and then funded, which obviously implies he's showing up.
During one of the investor meeting videos a few months ago Fatty was there and they basically confirmed he would be there, especially since they were doing airsoft. While Fatty hasn't shown up yet this season, I believe an NPC has referenced a giant the fish can fight to get golden eggs so it seems like a safe bet that will be him. That being said I wouldn't mind see him rolling around in the mud tomorrow
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Also including some of the current quests that have received the most FishTokens but not reached their goal. Reminder FishTokens start at 100 FT for $9.99 and can go up to 10,000 FT for $749.99
 
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At some point they're going to just have to order the whole cast taco bell so they can shit. Jon at least will 100% try to eat only meat.

This is why people take beans with them when they're going camping for a while. They're gonna get sick.

On top of that Temps are going pretty low this week at night. It seems well planned this season but it can't work if your entire cast is sick.
 
Just saw glink was trying to get on fish tank. Low views since he kind've fell off but looks like he's trying to come back

TWT: https://x.com/GlinkLive/status/1802695318988902618
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Glink is a Youtuber who has recently became enlightened. Hosted Lightwave last year claiming a bunch of celebs will be there but it was a bust. Kino Casino did the camera work and Negative XP performed. He had a falling out with muta for making fun of it and posting a video about it. Glinks Reply

I've watched glink years ago and ever now and then I check in on him and was shocked to see him try to get on.
He moved to california and became a typical liberal loser always trying to make it in the showbusiness.
 
Just saw glink was trying to get on fish tank. Low views since he kind've fell off but looks like he's trying to come back

TWT: https://x.com/GlinkLive/status/1802695318988902618
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Glink is a Youtuber who has recently became enlightened. Hosted Lightwave last year claiming a bunch of celebs will be there but it was a bust. Kino Casino did the camera work and Negative XP performed. He had a falling out with muta for making fun of it and posting a video about it. Glinks Reply

I've watched glink years ago and ever now and then I check in on him and was shocked to see him try to get on.
Back in 2013-2015 Glink was a semi high rated player in world of warcraft pvp who would get the skypes and ips of people who he'd queue into and then hit them offline
 
What became of the Season 1 house? Did they own the house or was the rumor that it was a house that Nick R owned true?
 
The cabinets that Sam destroyed ended up being really expensive .
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They made a bit under $300 for just the cabinet door when they did the ebay auctions. I dont remember if they auctioned off other parts of it.

I do wonder how expensive the damage of each room was. The bedroom with the huge bed where the desks were just being thrown around had to have have sustained some sort of damage/dents to the floor.
 
I do wonder how expensive the damage of each room was. The bedroom with the huge bed where the desks were just being thrown around had to have h=sustained some sort of damage/dents to the floor.
I think the kitchen got it way worse and the hardwood floor which is generally really expensive had to be at least partially replaced because Vance had a dumbbell tied to his ankle during the walking challenge which continuously hit the floor and there was visible damage to the hardwood after.
The last I recall there is a family with a small child living in that house now. I wonder if they are aware of all the demonic shit that went down between those walls. Fatty shitting and pissing all over the place alone reduces the market value by like 25%.
Similarly I wonder if they bothered to fish all the shit out of the S2 house walls before fixing it up. I think it was Brian who hid tuna or some shit in B3 bunkbed section walls and I think some other stuff was put in the walls of other rooms too. If they didn't get all of that stuff out, the new homeowner is going to have a really bad and expensive time at some point in future.
 
This season has been interesting so far. Jace is really carrying it. He is like the guy at a Renaissance festival who inspires people to get more invested in their roles. It was funny to see how happy he was after Tay showed basic listening skills during his ritual monologue. Some of the NPCs are doing a good job as well, it was funny to see greg learn the hard way with his crossbow. There was another moment when either Greg or Jimmy was trying to shake down the shop keeper and it almost ended up with a shoot out. Hopefully Letty has enough creativity to understand the freedom she can have with making almost any spell. Not just generic things like lighting and explosions but spells like a gay beam, forcing someone to only speak in questions, or even something simple like a cripple spell that forces them to use the walker. Really hope she makes spells to fuck with Jon. Speaking of Jon he is really leaning hard, intention or not, into being 'that guy' of a TTRPG group who does anything to subvert expectations. Constantly trying to railroad any interactions by asking, "Why not just kill everyone", and "How does this effect him personally?".
Everything seems to have been done with more forethought than other Fishtank seasons. This is definitely the kind of setup that would not work well with strangers so bringing back Fish was the right call. Though it is surprising they manages to mess up something as simple as hydration. Everyone should have been required to be putting down a liter of a sports drink or Pedialyte every few hours. Tay needing an IV but also being able to wait eight hours was a contradiction. If she was that dehydrated, where just drinking something wouldn't fix it, then she needed to go to the hospital. The fact she could wait means they could of instead sat her down and not let her leave until she drank two liters of fluid with electrolytes. They handled the rain better than expected but the real question will be the quality of footwear and socks if the grounds are really muddy. Spend a day walking in mud or wet shoes without good socks and your feet will blister.
Hopefully Jace can keep the energy up. It would be nice is there was a section where viewers could read a summery of the lore and goals of the Fish but that will never happen. The evening missions have been a highlight so far and something worth watching live IMO. Tai has shown himself to be a quick draw and good shot so should be interesting with him and Airsoft Fatty. After two days things are looking good. Day one was slow but day two things began to fall into a groove.
 
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" See this guy Nick is lawtuber. He got kinda famous for the Rittenhouse trial. People would give him superchats to answer questions and stuff. Anyway he starts getting real sketch. Goes from family man to swinging. Dude went to hedonism II. Then he starts getting drunk on stream and dking coke. Anywho, they took his kids from him now and he caught a case. Super funny stuff. Let me get my phone, I'll show you the highlights"
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"Okay, Tay-tay, so here's how we're doing Yu-Gi-Oh. I've taught you the rules and you've picked them up well for a female (he-he) so we're going in raw. None of that XYZ shit. That's for autists. I had to beat the shit out of the last cuck who tried to get me to play modern tournament rules. Not that I'm violent. You understand? Yu-Gi-Oh players are renowned for their level headed and peaceful nature. I like you, a lot Tay. So after this, why don't we go to my tent for a private Yu-Gi-Oh game. If you know what I mean. I'll show you my Exodia. "
 
it was funny to see greg learn the hard way with his crossbow.
At first I was annoyed that he wasn't understanding they wanted him to buy it back but he Greg'd and managed to come to a deal with Cage to buy his crossbow for him by stealing HIS hat and giving it back as a sign of trust. Love Greg and honestly not gonna be excited to have Vance as a replacement if he doesn't bring enough RP energy to fill in.
 
Jon stole the merchant's silver till and put it in the downs. He has until the end of the day to return it(?). I just tuned in so not sure sure what's going on lol.
John also got accused of failRP for not wearing his health bands. He said he was sweaty last night so he took them off. Jon continuing to tard out
 
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