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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Plot update from /tv/. could change in the future

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Big Green said:
Jon being back has made me realize I never really liked Fishtank, what I love is Jontank. Without him the show is kinda ass.
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I think Jon can be great for content but as as person he is extremely obnoxious. The combination of low IQ with a huge ego and cockiness is very unlikable. When you have an IQ in the mid 80s you don't get to be an arrogant asshole that only works if you are an actually clever person with good ideas. Jon just yells shit and talks over people with retardation.
 
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A normal looking guy named Kevin has been introduced to the tank as a blank slate NPC. The fish are now tasked with deciding what his character will actually be.

Pitches from the fish:
  • A third trader.
  • An African prince. He states he is "half African". Letty says he should try and scam them.
  • A Robin Hood style thief that steals from the merchants. This seems to be what they have settled on.
He's now claiming that the New England Patriots sponsored him to be here because they are big fans and wanted to advertise their charity, the Light Foundation.

When asked what he does for a living, he says he "sells weed on the street corner".

This is all with a straight face too, so this guy is definitely here to fuck with them.
 
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Production has informed him his name is now "Evil Kevin" and equipped him with a shirt, a shitty red hat, and a bow with arrows.

He met up with Xavier, who asked him why he is named "Evil". He stated he has "done bad things to women and children". Xavier asked him to look into the camera and repeat that, and he stammered before changing his story to "GOOD things", which Xavier called out immediately.

Tai: "So that guy, he tried to kiss me or something. He's supposed to be evil, not gay."
 
Jon just told the new guy that he has a team of 40 people who will be communicating with him through TTS using two hundred different code words. Even if this was true and he can remember half of the code words he'll still have to remember their individual meaning and then try to understand them in the context of a coded message. Good luck Jon!!
 
Noble Redditor said:
Jon just told the new guy that he has a team of 40 people who will be communicating with him through TTS using two hundred different code words. Even if this was true and he can remember half of the code words he'll still have to remember their individual meaning and then try to understand them in the context of a coded message. Good luck Jon!!
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Xavier then walked up to the new guy and says he has 60 people communicating with him giving him even better information, genuinely made me lol.
 
If Xavier isn't Jace, he's the best thing to come out of all seasons of Fishtank. If he is, which I do believe, is amazing to see a master back at the top of his game again.

Someone to talented there full time is really what this protection needed. Sam can be a entertaining when he's there, but he spends most is the show focusing on other things, Xavier has been amazing.

Season 3 needs two things:

  1. A commitment to a bit, 70's House was a seed to that, and I think when they stuck to it was when it was the best.
  2. Jace/Xavier, as a character the whole time. Godstriker never held up, mostly cards everyone knew who Sam was. Having Sam for big events and Jace through out the day could be gold.
 
Xavier explains the group Jon's vital role as the chosen Paladin, who has the blueprints to build the shrine and weapons to defeat the Duke. Jon just stands there like he doesn't understand anything. Either Jet and Sam wrote the story so that Jon will immediatly betray Xavier for the Duke or they just fucked over the entire story since Jon couldn't give less of a shit about actually helping Xavier.
Edit: ffs Jon just called the Duke Goldstriker, throw this guy out of the MC group
 
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I haven't really given any updates but I've been trying to take pictures for later. Just now The Duke rolled up in his black truck with a certain package in the truck bed.
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I thought it was some planks and shit at first, but seems King Fatty may be arriving afterall?
 
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