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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jobama said:
Guess he hurt himself.
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the content king is back baby
 
Jon is Fatty's enforcer so far. Great. Jontent is plentiful, Joncoin is rising.

Also Fatty is doing better on the motorcycle than Jimmy did despite being far fatter.
 
I was so sure 2.5 was going to be a rushed disaster and I'm enjoying it so much more then 2. Fatty riding the motorcycle was kino.
 
For the people reading the thread as a recap:

Just before Fatty arrived, Xavier gave the fish their ultimate quest, and a way to render the Duke mortal so that he can be killed. The bloodmoon will occur 12 nights from now, and they will need to do the following before then:
  • Build a shrine to the holy god that Jon, as a paladin, worships. As the group's paladin, only Jon can do this, though the others can help him. The shrine must be completed and "deemed worthy by the spirits" before the bloodmoon occurs.
  • Collect five "holy artifacts". One of them is already owned by Xavier, so the fish must identify, locate, and acquire the other four. He gave them a hint that the next artifact is related to royalty somehow, which Letty assumed is a crown (which of course, Fatty then arrived wearing).
  • Fortify the area, as once the shrine is completed, the vampires will know of it and begin to attack. If the shrine is destroyed or the relics are taken, the ritual will fail and the Duke remains immortal.
 
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Might've gotten missed, but Shinji seems to be suggesting the whiny shit and the apology were referencing syamu_game, one of the biggest Japanese lolcows. Internationale Clique has a thread on Japanese lolcows if you wanna get more context on the guy, but there's also some video on him.
Might be coping (probably more likely than not), might be true.
 
Xavier is by far my favorite character. I want him to come back for Season 3, but still Xavier. Imagine this guy screaming 'I CAST BAT FORM' and flapping his arms to get away from someone in a house they've been sealed in for the past 3 weeks. Here's Xavier doing sword katas and sparring out in the woods to practice for his sword duel with Jon that he says will happen eventually
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Meowstery said:
Xavier is by far my favorite character. I want him to come back for Season 3, but still Xavier. Imagine this guy screaming 'I CAST BAT FORM' and flapping his arms to get away from someone in a house they've been sealed in for the past 3 weeks. Here's Xavier doing sword katas and sparring out in the woods to practice for his sword duel with Jon that he says will happen eventually
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