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Normally, I might agree. However, all of them agreed to go back on knowing how Fishtank is.
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The 'crying mask man' Jimmy mentioned on day 1 or so who gave him a quest was seen right when cameras came up in the schitty.
Jet said "he's related to a rare quest" and didn't mention anything else, but Dungay said "HAAh.. why jet walkin like dat" right when cameras were coming back on, so I think it's Jet joining in on the larp. Also The Duke called dunyay a redguard which was pretty funny. The Party currently has a quest to 'roast' dunyay to defend the blacksmith's honor. Best roast gets some money or something. The roast WAS gonna take place on beaver street but almost all the cameras went down for a few minutes. Not sure what happened in that time but Jon was heard yelling like a madman, audible from the only working camera at basecamp.
Blacksmith also called Dunyay a 'Jubilant Catarina', a race from DarkSouls known for being racist looking.
Jet said "he's related to a rare quest" and didn't mention anything else, but Dungay said "HAAh.. why jet walkin like dat" right when cameras were coming back on, so I think it's Jet joining in on the larp. Also The Duke called dunyay a redguard which was pretty funny. The Party currently has a quest to 'roast' dunyay to defend the blacksmith's honor. Best roast gets some money or something. The roast WAS gonna take place on beaver street but almost all the cameras went down for a few minutes. Not sure what happened in that time but Jon was heard yelling like a madman, audible from the only working camera at basecamp.
Blacksmith also called Dunyay a 'Jubilant Catarina', a race from DarkSouls known for being racist looking.
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Jon would do it for free.
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And people call Sam and Co racist, when he brings together a multi ethnic coalition of oddballs to play make belive in the woods
And Jet's doing that same insufferable nerd voice from the trailer
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Jimmy just namedropped Keffals
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You and the rest of the daywalkers are doing great, thank you.
One thing I really took for granted in the first two seasons is how the lighting in the house meant you could tune in at any time and it's well lit. This season, by the time I can start watching the sun's going down and visibility is seriously limited.
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jimmy won't say the farms tho
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does a daily recap.
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I think this was absolutely one of the biggest problems with season 2 and would normally be a fair point. However, Jon has been a complete faggot, holding production hostage stealing items and then hiding them out of bounds (potentially off their property) and making demands, getting actually heated at Tai and threatening to fight him, often completely refusing to engage with the RP and this is his punishment. It's not like they randomly decided "lol jk" like they did in season 2 - he deserves every bit of it.
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Yeah, alongside the clip I posted of his demands:
Fighting with Tay, Tai, and Letty about the Bible
Says he's never jerked off, because it's gay and you lose t levels.
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This show is KINO
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Fishtank is the only show on internet you'll see a 300lb stoner pretending to be a king, a flamboyant gay black bottom and a mentally challenged autistic man arguing over if someone was drinking breastmilk or not.
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Contestants are being forcibly rehydrated. It even has a new slogan: "Zipp it up!"
Did anyone catch what the morale meter is for?
Edit: Xavier twisting himself into knots refusing the Duke's drink without shittalking the delicious and refreshing Zipp(TM). Production insisted, so he 'drank' it like this lmao. Dude's upholding two separate bits at once, very impressive.
Did anyone catch what the morale meter is for?
Edit: Xavier twisting himself into knots refusing the Duke's drink without shittalking the delicious and refreshing Zipp(TM). Production insisted, so he 'drank' it like this lmao. Dude's upholding two separate bits at once, very impressive.
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It measures morale. Anyone can set it.
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I've just realised what Sam reminds me of in his Gormedios costume. It's like the weird uber autistic lovechild of Mr X, the Judge and a member of Organisation XIII.
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(Don't forget to invest in Goldmine stocks before doing quests related to him)
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Quick recap of whats went down in the last hour or so. Xavier showed up and fucked around a bit more, it was fun, Judge chased him off while King fatty talked about season 1 for awhile before being Fail RP'd. He started talking about weed smoking instead and giving a PSA on it. Another fail RP that he just bit his thumb at. Tayleigh on the other hand had a little adventure of her own. She was called away by Xavier to talk, Alone.
While doing his masterful Horse stance to show power, he told Tay that he needs a lock of her hair and her consent to make an effigy of her for some reason. She agreed and pulled out about 10 hairs, then was made to look at the camera and loudly say 'I CONSENT.' That puts an end to the rape tank! Xavier as thanks for her hard work and loyalty has PROMOTED her.
Tayleigh is now... XAYLEIGH
I think she's having a bit more fun with it again. She accepted the title and new name, but will only 'unveil' it when the time is right, so she still goes by Tayleigh for now. Along with the title, Xay was given a mask which provides a fraction of Xavier's power. While wearing it, once per day she can cast BAT FORM and fly around for 20 seconds by flapping her arms. During this power she's immune to bullets (and not swords for some reason. Maybe Xavier was just winging it.) Xavier alluded to having to speak with Production about if the power was okay to give her or not, but she took the mask and he left regardless- after waterboarding himself with a zip as the earlier posts mention.
In other news, a new face has arrived. She was first spotted on a bench by TTS as a side character with no name, but she's now officially involved. During the king's usual lectures Vampires attacked. Jon went down once, but screaming was growing louder in the distance. This mystery woman was found in the middle of a pack of vampires and saved despite everyone being low on life bands by now. All she requested was some food in exchange for five Silver. Jon accused the woman of being a vampire (which I think is fair) but everyone disagreed because she didn't react to anti-vampire blue light. She was led back to their base camp and I imagine fed, but all cameras have been fucking up for the past hour. Jet it up! Speaking of Jet.
Jet's character, some unnamed troll as he calls himself, made a request of him. He was talking about how he watches Tai through the various cameras up in the trees (fail rp?) and how his Secret Trolling Division is so angry about how almost all the cameras are down all the time. What does that have to do with the request? I don't know either, but Jet kept rambling for a few minutes about things that don't fit in with the setting, clearly trying to make fun of those DANG TROLLS who keep hating on fishtank. In the end he asked for FIVE blue shotgun shells and let Tai have one so he knows what they look like. In exchange he'll give Tai TWO magic potions that fully heal him. HE BETTER NOT STEAL THEM because he has CAMERAS to WATCH- actually you can have them right now Tai because we love your TROLLING. Because of Jet's bad explanations that the potions were special, Tai chugged both to restore 2 lifebands, wasting a very valuable resource and ignored Jet as he tried to get a high-five on the way out.
While doing his masterful Horse stance to show power, he told Tay that he needs a lock of her hair and her consent to make an effigy of her for some reason. She agreed and pulled out about 10 hairs, then was made to look at the camera and loudly say 'I CONSENT.' That puts an end to the rape tank! Xavier as thanks for her hard work and loyalty has PROMOTED her.
Tayleigh is now... XAYLEIGH
I think she's having a bit more fun with it again. She accepted the title and new name, but will only 'unveil' it when the time is right, so she still goes by Tayleigh for now. Along with the title, Xay was given a mask which provides a fraction of Xavier's power. While wearing it, once per day she can cast BAT FORM and fly around for 20 seconds by flapping her arms. During this power she's immune to bullets (and not swords for some reason. Maybe Xavier was just winging it.) Xavier alluded to having to speak with Production about if the power was okay to give her or not, but she took the mask and he left regardless- after waterboarding himself with a zip as the earlier posts mention.
In other news, a new face has arrived. She was first spotted on a bench by TTS as a side character with no name, but she's now officially involved. During the king's usual lectures Vampires attacked. Jon went down once, but screaming was growing louder in the distance. This mystery woman was found in the middle of a pack of vampires and saved despite everyone being low on life bands by now. All she requested was some food in exchange for five Silver. Jon accused the woman of being a vampire (which I think is fair) but everyone disagreed because she didn't react to anti-vampire blue light. She was led back to their base camp and I imagine fed, but all cameras have been fucking up for the past hour. Jet it up! Speaking of Jet.
Jet's character, some unnamed troll as he calls himself, made a request of him. He was talking about how he watches Tai through the various cameras up in the trees (fail rp?) and how his Secret Trolling Division is so angry about how almost all the cameras are down all the time. What does that have to do with the request? I don't know either, but Jet kept rambling for a few minutes about things that don't fit in with the setting, clearly trying to make fun of those DANG TROLLS who keep hating on fishtank. In the end he asked for FIVE blue shotgun shells and let Tai have one so he knows what they look like. In exchange he'll give Tai TWO magic potions that fully heal him. HE BETTER NOT STEAL THEM because he has CAMERAS to WATCH- actually you can have them right now Tai because we love your TROLLING. Because of Jet's bad explanations that the potions were special, Tai chugged both to restore 2 lifebands, wasting a very valuable resource and ignored Jet as he tried to get a high-five on the way out.
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I love Xavier as some Tay orbiter, i bet he jerked off to her naked body pics from last season, fantasizing about cumming all over her tattoo.
Plus Sam has enough of a reputation now that they could easily convince some lower level comedians and e-celebs to join in on the fun, even for a day. Imagine fucking Matt Mccusker as a shaman giving out sagely advice and quests
if Jet was smart he'd abandon the original fishtank format and have it just be stupid LARP RPGs with friends, even if we don't want to admit it, people miss that low budget Nostalgia Critic meet up/hang out events.
Plus Sam has enough of a reputation now that they could easily convince some lower level comedians and e-celebs to join in on the fun, even for a day. Imagine fucking Matt Mccusker as a shaman giving out sagely advice and quests
much like his grandpa, Jet loves brown people (especially the women) and he'll come up with any reason to get some indio pussy.