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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jimmy was given a flamethrower as a reward for leveling up. I didn't get a picture but it's just a leaf-blower with some confetti on the end. The trader showed up with dinner (hamburgers they had to cook and smores) which he sold for a very cheap price thanks to Xay's charisma potion. The Trader also sold them a few popsicles and a Scroll of Obedience to Letty in exchange for their hobby horse and some silver. Xay tried to buy something but didn't have enough money, Neither did Tai when he was offered 2 Shotgun shells for 2 gold. After some idle chatter the Trader stood around digging through their things while everyone went about their own conversations. I don't know why they didn't stop him but it was funny seeing him play with their Bow. The Trader told Jimmy as a LORE UPDATE that his flamethrower battery will be recharged using jimmy tokens, grabbed a STAKE off the boxes, then ran away on his hobby horse while everyone shouted for him to drop it.

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Vance chased after the Trader, trying to block him in while the Trader yelled that he was on horseback and could NOT be caught on foot or vance would lose a life from being trampled. Vance gave up on the chase to come back, where he told everyone he couldn't save the steak. Letty told him that it was a STAKE, not a STEAK, and Vance realized he risked his life for a single sharp tree branch.
 
Jon got downed in a vampire attack and Jimmy didn’t want to get out of bed to revive him. Eventually he did. Jon declared he was going to stay down for 24 hours rather than lose a life.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Jon got downed in a vampire attack and Jimmy didn’t want to get out of bed to revive him. Eventually he did. Jon declared he was going to stay down for 24 hours rather than lose a life.
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As some bonus info, Jon overextended into the darkness during a vampire raid and went down. This was after asking Jimmy to help fight the raid and Jimmy saying No like 3 times because he was going to bed early and too tired to fight. Jon kept yelling from a few yards away for Jimmy as he tried to sleep, eventually handing Tai a revive stick from bed. Jet said over the intercom "ONLY HEALERS CAN USE REVIVE STICKS" so Jimmy started cursing and getting out of bed with such wonderful quotes as "Shut up fucking faggot... Shut up faggot..." muttered under his breath. Eventually he had a little tantrum and took his anger out on a tree, hitting it with his revive stick until it broke then throwing it at Jon who was just happy to not be sitting in the dirt anymore.
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Meowstery said:
As some bonus info, Jon overextended into the darkness during a vampire raid and went down. This was after asking Jimmy to help fight the raid and Jimmy saying No like 3 times because he was going to bed early and too tired to fight. Jon kept yelling from a few yards away for Jimmy as he tried to sleep, eventually handing Tai a revive stick from bed. Jet said over the intercom "ONLY HEALERS CAN USE REVIVE STICKS" so Jimmy started cursing and getting out of bed with such wonderful quotes as "Shut up fucking faggot... Shut up faggot..." muttered under his breath. Eventually he had a little tantrum and took his anger out on a tree, hitting it with his revive stick until it broke then throwing it at Jon who was just happy to not be sitting in the dirt anymore.
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You forgot some vampire ate absolute shit running into a tree while Tai was running around apologizing to vampires he shot saying he know that hurts.
 
Vampires also kept dropping their phones.
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Edit: Jumpscare, holy shit. Everyone was sitting around the campfire chatting and a vampire ran in screaming. Tai was quick on the draw and shot him.
 
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Aidan said:
Could do without Fatty Hassle this time.
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Season has been going too well, Hassle will have to come in. But we can hope they give him a defensive/protective role instead of antagonizing/hassling the team.
 
After season 2 I never want to see Frank again. He sucked so bad. His fat ass also looked like he was going to have a stroke going up a flight of stairs.
 
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