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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I really like the fact they have the fish on a normal schedule for this miniseason lol. If they can keep it going into the main season it'll help make it a little more normie friendly.
 
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Season has been going too well, Hassle will have to come in. But we can hope they give him a defensive/protective role instead of antagonizing/hassling the team.
To this point it doesn't really seem like the goal of this season is to torture the fish. Its been much more light hearted. Given that there doesn't seem to be some big prize for them to compete for they really don't have much reason to stay if they aren't enjoying themselves.
 
To this point it doesn't really seem like the goal of this season is to torture the fish. Its been much more light hearted. Given that there doesn't seem to be some big prize for them to compete for they really don't have much reason to stay if they aren't enjoying themselves.
I think Sam is grooming them to be bosses so that they could either torment the next season's fish or make them into NPCs for new fish.
 
I think Sam is grooming them to be bosses so that they could either torment the next season's fish or make them into NPCs for new fish.
I 100% second this theory. Assuming seasons 1 2 & possible 3 onwards are considered “non canon” i could see them taking say Brian the “deputy” and repurposing it for the house. he could work well as an enforcer. Who do you guys think has been the strongest & weakest NPCs this season ?. i think mauro & possibly trish have been a bit uninteresting
 
I 100% second this theory. Assuming seasons 1 2 & possible 3 onwards are considered “non canon” i could see them taking say Brian the “deputy” and repurposing it for the house. he could work well as an enforcer. Who do you guys think has been the strongest & weakest NPCs this season ?. i think mauro & possibly trish have been a bit uninteresting
According to Jet Season 3 will be a full reset of the lore
 
According to Jet Season 3 will be a full reset of the lore

So like when they brought out (someone correct me) Crash bandicoot…4 ? a few years ago and basically made Wrath of cortex & twinsanity non lore games that are ret-conned. Also would this mean they could reintroduce old fish as new characters? lol since they technically wouldn’t exist in S3s universe
 
So like when they brought out (someone correct me) Crash bandicoot…4 ? a few years ago and basically made Wrath of cortex & twinsanity non lore games that are ret-conned. Also would this mean they could reintroduce old fish as new characters? lol since they technically wouldn’t exist in S3s universe
i wanna full reset fishtank after 2.5 which is bloodgames purpose. a celebration of all things past,
returning faces, fun, a good time
'full reset' isnt the right word, hard to explain
purge of all things past
lore reset
gta 3d era into gta 4
nothing in sl or s2 or 2.5 ever happened
alternate universe
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i wanna full reset fishtank after 2.5 which is bloodgames purpose. a celebration of all things past,
returning faces, fun, a good time
'full reset' isnt the right word, hard to explain
purge of all things past
lore reset
gta 3d era into gta 4
nothing in sl or s2 or 2.5 ever happened
alternate universe
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im onboard with this. the mde fan reveal on like..what day 2 / 3 of season 2 completely derailed the season
 
im onboard with this. the mde fan reveal on like..what day 2 / 3 of season 2 completely derailed the season
They can still make it HELLHOUSE they just need a better script and ideas and actually sticking to those things instead of petty shit like starving the fish or just being assholes towards them.
If 2.5 is actually more prep and show what they can pull off they are actually doing a pretty good job so far, getting in an actual nurse was a very good sign of that.

Once again think one of the major things they need to do for S3 is get a fucking daily meal delivery service so the fish have proper food. especially with how much they drink.
 
whats the general consensus on strongest & weakest NPCs of this season ?

Most people say Brian strongest & ive seen a few people (rightfully) say mauro has been the weakest


Im wondering what you guys think of Dumbgay Greg Trish etc
 
whats the general consensus on strongest & weakest NPCs of this season ?
High tier: Xavier, Soda Man, Brian, Fatty, Dumbgay
Mid tier: Blacksmith, Blacksmith's wife, Evil Kevin, Shopkeeper, Taylor, Greg
Low tier: Mauro, Trish
 
High tier: Xavier, Soda Man, Brian, Fatty, Dumbgay
Mid tier: Blacksmith, Blacksmith's wife, Evil Kevin, Shopkeeper, Taylor, Greg
Low tier: Mauro, Trish
I mostly agree with this, I'd swap Dumbgay with the Blacksmith's wife (she is putting on great NPC performances and Dumbgay drops character more often than not) and move Fatty to mid tier because it's Fatty and he is grating to look at/listen to.

I'd put a huge gap between Xavier and everyone else though. He is by far the best thing about this season and is fantastic to watch every second that he's on screen.
 
whats the general consensus on strongest & weakest NPCs of this season ?

Most people say Brian strongest & ive seen a few people (rightfully) say mauro has been the weakest


Im wondering what you guys think of Dumbgay Greg Trish etc
I'm alseep during the day time so I don't get to see most the NPCs and stuff that goes on.
Xavier is carrying it though, Scott is doing pretty good as well. Jetts new character is really lame but maybe thats the point? It kinda feels dated to make a joke of Le anonmoose hacker dweebs though even if thats the point.
Saw a bit of Fatty today, he was just fatty so yea. Dumgay is dumgay and Trish is Trish nothing really deeply roleplayed from what I saw.
 
you know how critical role made an amazing cartoon based on their D&D campaign? i want to see that for this. that sounds like some hilarious bit someone wrote.
Critical Role and it's consequences have been a disaster for mankind. Sure let's strip out all the good bits of Fishtank, the live broadcast and spontainious natural moments that result from that. And make a scripted cartoon with people who've proven they can't work off a script. Great idea from the people who still think their shitty scripted reality television show is anything like a real TTRPG session.
 
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