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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I wonder if he's including the hug he gave Xayleigh before she stormed off. I still remember hearing about him having a fetish for hugging during season 2 when he was hugging all the female contestants
"So originally, Jimmy was the one who assaulted a girl on camera. and while being kicked off, had an emotional hug with Tayleigh. so this time, Tayleigh is the one who assaults a boy on camera, and while being kicked off, she shares a final embrace with Jimmy you see it's like poetry, it rhymes."
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I wonder if he's including the hug he gave Xayleigh before she stormed off. I still remember hearing about him having a fetish for hugging during season 2 when he was hugging all the female contestants
Not to jimmy-janny, but he was assigned a secret mission to hug all the female fish, way before any of his spastic meltdowns occured and anybody realized how creepy he is.
 
We got a crumb of a Tay status update, but it is really only saying that she is not coming back tonight. Some noise removal and amplification, should be easy to hear.

 
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THOSE AWFUL FOUR CHANNERS!

They should have their DSS mitigation cancelled, be debanked, and kicked off all web hosts. And have their domain seized.
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It's extremely obvious Xavier browses the fishtank threads and checks twitter for shit to do when he's out there. The whole reason he said "19 year old computer science major" is a TTS messaged mentioned that exactly on day 1 or 2. He also got the 'vampire magic' gay kissing picture that way too. He isn't her stalker, but I'm sure everyone (except letty and Xayleigh) knows this
Xavier is Jace Conners he wears the mask so that he can't be identified by Briana Wu.
 
This mini season has been pretty good so far. I think Tay/Xay sperging on Xavier was dumb af and her and Letty assaulting him was not okay. Whoever said before that jet would bring her stalker on for content is a moron too. They wouldn't do that. Tay/Xay needs to grow up and realize not everyone is out to get her. I actually hope she doesn't come back, her soy face is miserable to watch.

Jon is a nightmare too. Definitely could have picked better fish than them to have better, less irritating content.

If she was worried for her safety maybe she should have stayed home.
 
A hospital let this dude walk away without doing nothing? Just painkillers?
Fucking antibiotics and fucking clean the area, cover it up for the rest of the season with gauss, jesus. This is easily treatable.
They forgot to treat him because Jon was to be rizzing up the females. 2 females to be exact, but he only got 1 of their numbers.
 
A hospital let this dude walk away without doing nothing? Just painkillers?
Fucking antibiotics and fucking clean the area, cover it up for the rest of the season with gauss, jesus. This is easily treatable.
If all he did was pull his hamstring real bad there's nothing they can do aside from offering pain relief and telling him to rest. It's not so bad he needs surgery, little sperg got lucky there
 
Are we able to tell if 2.5 is making money? Clearly it's being well received but are there a lot of people tuning in compared to 1&2?
I think this season is less about income and more about beta testing for S3. which is fucking desperately needed
 
2.5 has been my favorite FT thing so far but, very sadly, I haven't been able to watch much of it live or on recaps or read the thread, so late on this:

I'm now very curious was the firefighter volunteer thing Jon said he did like a wetarded person program thing? I would not trust Jon near any sort of fire he's clearly a massive liability.
Someome dug up his records during S1 last year, he was a Seasonal Wildfire Technician with the Bureau of Land Management trained through a Job Corps program. So yes, a kind of wetawd program.
 
A hospital let this dude walk away without doing nothing? Just painkillers?
Fucking antibiotics and fucking clean the area, cover it up for the rest of the season with gauss, jesus. This is easily treatable.
There's no sign of infection. No sign of break in the skin. Just bad bruising. It would be a waste of antibiotics. Pain pills and "take it easy" is really all you can do right now. Unclear if they understood he'd be sleeping in the dirt and eating undercooked but somehow burnt food.
 
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