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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Whites vs blacks said:
TJ would be better but his wrist is still in a cast, his arm hasn't fully recovered yet so he wouldn't be able to do his best. But then neither can Jon anymore
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An injured arm is still better than an injured leg, best they can do with Jon for combat at this point is give him a gun and have him be a sentry turret. TJ would still be able to move around and potentially dodge, while Jon is gonna be fucked against bandits, or whenever vampires with magic start popping up.

The Man With No Name said:
Jimmy attacked Abi, let's get that right.

While he shouldn't have attacked her, he's also entertaining and Abi is not.
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He technically attacked both, if you were to count him nearly headbutting Taylor for not eating the bread.

Also might've gotten missed, but Sam popped up on the PKA podcast in kayfabe around two days ago. Not much new info, pretty much just catching people up to speed on 2.5, Xavier pops up for a while.
 
Jobama said:
It’s a disgrace how this administration has been treating disabled veterans.
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You all said it was unrealistic to have retards in DnD
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Sicko Hunter said:
I just want to say you're consistently the dumbest fucking person in this thread. I don't think you've ever said anything that has positively contribute to it. You're stupid and should stop posting.
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Dude is a retarded faggot, one of the worst thread shitters i've ever seen.
 
Dick Cheney Respecter said:
Season 2 ended in a bad taste and traumatized lots of people due to how dark the season is. That's why people aren't hyped over S2.5 and S3 as much as they are hyped over S2 after S1.
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Season 1 with everyone going outside at the end felt like a journeys end. “Thank you so much for joining us our heros have progressed”. Season 2 felt like when a show gets cancelled mid run. “TJ wins now shut this down. It was bitter harsh & abrupt. I remember like 5 minutes after the cameras went off Trish already posted footage of everyone packed up outside house leaving.
 
Jobama said:
They would have to walk on eggshells around her. They would have to just completely disable all TTS towards her because there’s too many sneaky references they could slip in.
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All they'd really need to do is let her cool down and, without their wigger irony, explain that he's in his thirties, they've known him for years, and he's definitely not the person stalking her. She lost her marbles because a member of staff, who was doing weird shit with her feet and got her furry ears, was poking fun at her getting e-stalked and pretending to be the psycho doing it. TTS harassment can be brushed off, but production personally laying out hints Q is on-site is seriously fucked up.

Tayliegh of all the fish has the most reason not to trust production to keep her safe.
 
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Didn't help that Letty is also a bonehead retard who encouraged Tay. As an aside, Jimmy being a voice of reason by telling Letty she is just fanning the flames of a delusion is very funny. Letty really showed how dumb she is by saying she believed it really was Tays stalker. Maybe she's lying and just wanted to see some shit go down but there wouldn't be any positive in her favor to do so.
 
Karen Horney said:
Tayliegh of all the fish has the most reason not to trust production to keep her safe.
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For what reason. Other than calling her out for her cringe 1488 soyjack shit what have they done that would give the impression "these guys are going to put me in harms way for real," to her.
Of course this is the place where a bunch of fags claim she got practically raped by Frank hassle. And if that was truly how she felt about those events and how production treats her she has to be a genuine fucking idiot for coming back.

Edit: and I'm not looking to retread the ground of what Frank did, idgaf. My point is that if SHE felt that production is going to actively put her in a situation where her well-being is at risk and came back she truly a moron.
 
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Interesting turn of events. Could be complete gay ops like all the other times Fishtank was getting "sued" . But it'd still be funny if it was true. Jimmy transferred his Final Sperg Out to Tay through touch based osmosis.
 
wagglyplacebo said:
Didn't help that Letty is also a bonehead retard who encouraged Tay. As an aside, Jimmy being a voice of reason by telling Letty she is just fanning the flames of a delusion is very funny. Letty really showed how dumb she is by saying she believed it really was Tays stalker. Maybe she's lying and just wanted to see some shit go down but there wouldn't be any positive in her favor to do so.
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Worth bringing up that Letty is infamous for being instinctually clued into what production is looking for. There was stuff she guessed quickly in Season 1 that we all didn’t expect until Sam brought it up after the season.
 
Mentos said:
Tayleigh quite literally worked herself into a shoot. Granted her fans are probably more deranged than even Letty or Josie's but she completely mindfucked herself.
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It's not like she didn't work herself up over something in S2 though, either. I seem to remember it happening more than once. The first one that comes to mind is when she thought Cole had done something to her panties
 
GZX_ULTRA said:
Season 1 with everyone going outside at the end felt like a journeys end. “Thank you so much for joining us our heros have progressed”. Season 2 felt like when a show gets cancelled mid run. “TJ wins now shut this down. It was bitter harsh & abrupt. I remember like 5 minutes after the cameras went off Trish already posted footage of everyone packed up outside house leaving.
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Season 2 was The Last Jedi of fishtank. Looked great. Had some great contestants but an unsatisfying storyline and conclusion.
Right off the bat they had 3 fish that shouldn't have been there that washed out in rapid succession. Summer, Meg and the Chinese girl who wasn't 21. I don't even remember her name or care to look it up.

"You like Cole and he creates content. Production targets him and gets rid of him."​
"Even though we don't have many good contestants lets kick Brian for some reason."​
"You like Jimmy and he creates content. Production targets him and gets rid of him."​
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Off the bat the three interesting fish were disposed of and we were left with a sub par final four. Without Dumgay and Gregg the season would have been a complete waste. We were left with a finale with 3 very boring fish.
 
GZX_ULTRA said:
Season 1 with everyone going outside at the end felt like a journeys end. “Thank you so much for joining us our heros have progressed”. Season 2 felt like when a show gets cancelled mid run. “TJ wins now shut this down. It was bitter harsh & abrupt. I remember like 5 minutes after the cameras went off Trish already posted footage of everyone packed up outside house leaving.
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In fairness, they did that because every remaining Fish was on their last legs, with Shinji being both sick and sliding in and out of consciousness. If you look close you can see how worried Sam looks for Shinji.
 
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