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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
The Tall Man said:
The QAnon gaslight was also not entertaining; what was entertaining was the awkward back-and-forth between Xavier and Tay.
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The gas light was kinda funny when it was very light. I guess it was more Tay gaslighting herself in paranoia, but production went full throttle on it and really fucked it up

Brian really fucking sucked in season 2, but how much was that production puppetry? He's much more affable in season 2.5, and he was too immediately after getting kicked off having his bromance with Jimmy. We know he was playing a role with his "girlfriend" for them, I suspect they told Trish and Him to fake hooking up, and I think it's pretty well established Soup Kitchen Brian was all forced upon him to push the Rich Boy alienation on Cole.

You don't hate Jet enough. You think you do, but you don't.
 
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
not when she has an army of simps gasing her up.ive seen the comments, there are guys simping for her which is pretty sad. tbf she wasnt hideous back when she had long hair, but wasnt particularity good looking either. this short hair look works against her so much. in those pics she sort of looks like a character played by mumkeyjones.
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It’s not even like she’s the only female on fishtank. At this point, there’s a dozen women on fishtank who are far better looking than her. She gets mogged by every woman there.
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Jobama said:
It’s not even like she’s the only female on fishtank. At this point, there’s a dozen women on fishtank who are far better looking than her. She gets mogged by ever woman there.
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yeah, most women on the tank are better looking. the thing is ive noticed that guys online will simp for average/ugly women even more than hot women. my hypothesis is they do it since they view those women to be more approachable or build up some idea that since she isnt hot she must be more desperate for their male attention meaning they have more of a chance or she must be more innocent than the hot chicks. simping is sad and you shouldnt do it, but if you do it, have at least a bit of self respect and do it for a good looking woman.
 
I think this season shows how different environments affect fish differently. Jimmy has thrived outdoors. Probably living close to how he does when hanging out at hoarder mans. Tay has somehow been the worst fish when she was one of the best in Season 2.
 
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curbside2 said:
I think this season shows how different environments affect fish differently. Jimmy has thrived outdoors. Probably living close to who he does when hanging out at hoarder mans. Tay has somehow been the worst fish when she was one of the best in Season 2.
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I think it's between her, Letty, and Jon, and that's reflected in the endorsements. They're not built to handle the outdoors at all because 2 of them are NEETs and Jon is just retarded and needs constant supervision or else he'll mangle himself and allow natural selection to take hold.
 
The fish have been set to do quests to earn votes to become the new king/president.
Letty says the quests she were given were :
clean up the town
Pick flowers with blacksmiths wife
Solve TJ and Taylors marital problems
(One wants to vote for Xavier and the other wants to vote for the current king)
 
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Xavier Ravenblood? Let alone defeat him. I'm not talking about Kitsune Form Xavier Ravenblood. I'm not talking about Katana+Gun Kata+Bat Form Xavier Ravenblood either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Full Exodia Decked Xavier Ravenblood with the Eternal Scrolls and The Duke's Souls Card (with the stop time ability and being capable of both Bat Form and Kitsune Form), equipped with his Gunkatana.

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Someone on /tv/ made a really good sculpture of Xavier.
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Edit: the guy also made a sculpture of Xavier’s skull that I forgot to post
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Twump finally got the endorsement he needs to win the election folks. We were all waiting with baited breath for who Top J would endorse.
 
wagglyplacebo said:
Didn't help that Letty is also a bonehead retard who encouraged Tay. As an aside, Jimmy being a voice of reason by telling Letty she is just fanning the flames of a delusion is very funny. Letty really showed how dumb she is by saying she believed it really was Tays stalker. Maybe she's lying and just wanted to see some shit go down but there wouldn't be any positive in her favor to do so.
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I don't think Letty is stupid at all. She's shown time and time again she's fairly intelligent. I think she didn't realize how serious the shit with the stalker was.
 
So unless she's trying to gaslight us right now, it seems like Tayliegh is saying she broke up with her boyfriend. She burned some random shit in effigy with a lighter and deodorant. She was going to burn one of Jon's life bands but had to be reminded they needed it for the Shekel Goblin.

Correction, I believe now she was talking about Xavier. My bad.
 
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Tayleigh gets into a shouting match with Jon


and she burns the dog ears, no more pup form for her
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Great Sun Jester said:
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Xavier Ravenblood? Let alone defeat him. I'm not talking about Kitsune Form Xavier Ravenblood. I'm not talking about Katana+Gun Kata+Bat Form Xavier Ravenblood either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Full Exodia Decked Xavier Ravenblood with the Eternal Scrolls and The Duke's Souls Card (with the stop time ability and being capable of both Bat Form and Kitsune Form), equipped with his Gunkatana.

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I’ve been here for every single season of Fishtank. Watched every single one from start to finish. Know every freeloader and Fish by heart. And I can say with complete certainty that Xavier Ravenblood is the best thing that has come out of Fishtank.
 
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