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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
"What is that distant rumbling? That incessant ticking? Is it? It is! The Clock-tower mansion has risen! And here he is, the King of the accursed Bog-Realm. Cobra! King Cobra. Fear his putrid concoctions, fear his lizard minions, fear his... oh god, What is that howling?! That stench... is it? IT IS... THE BOG WENCH! To arms citizens of Schitty!"

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"What is that distant rumbling? That incessant ticking? Is it? It is! The Clock-tower mansion has risen! And here he is, the King of the accursed Bog-Realm. Cobra! King Cobra. Fear his putrid concoctions, fear his lizard minions, fear his... oh god, What is that howling?! That stench... is it? IT IS... THE BOG WENCH! To arms citizens of Schitty!"

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He litterally has nothing going on in his life and he still wont go
 
I've been browsing multiple websites for fish tank 2.5 and the farms is the only one not hate watching. Most people here are enjoying the production for what it is.
 
Here is Jon's quickening. I made this for Mr. S.C.U.D. but we can all enjoy it.

HAHAHAHAHA I AM BITING YOU no really turn your head, this isn't Hollywood blood.

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They made him a janny. LOL
 
"What is that distant rumbling? That incessant ticking? Is it? It is! The Clock-tower mansion has risen! And here he is, the King of the accursed Bog-Realm. Cobra! King Cobra. Fear his putrid concoctions, fear his lizard minions, fear his... oh god, What is that howling?! That stench... is it? IT IS... THE BOG WENCH! To arms citizens of Schitty!"

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The bog-hag's costume would put even Xavier's to shame. Imagine instead of vampires, this thing invaded Schitty for one night.
 
This is why people LARP unironically. Meanwhile I struggle to get into character in tabletop DND when I play.
It’s fun. I mostly like it to work on creative writing and stories. We’re less in character on the tabletop and more or less just go through scenarios with intent on out thinking and ruining the DM’s plans and just having a good time. There’s one guy who really gets into it and goes on long prose whenever he asks something and another who uses it as an excuse to 3D print models. It’s just stupid fun. I can see how it’d be cringe if we were younger but now that we’re adults we mostly just use it as a hangout to unwind from our lives for a few hours every weekend.
 
I've been browsing multiple websites for fish tank 2.5 and the farms is the only one not hate watching. Most people here are enjoying the production for what it is.
It’s really bizarre because last year when we were hating on the show for being boring and a torture house most of the other people on other sites were cheering it on. They didn’t even mind the chickens being there, it was all just a laugh for them. Fishtank attracts the strangest people.
 
Gonna slap this down after nearly a week of 2.5 under our belt and post-season 2.
Jimmy is the best contestant to ever step foot in Fishtank. Jon is King, but Jimmy is another level. He's perfect and built for something like this. Constantly yapping his way through dead air, produced memorable bits and content, violence, the unhinged behavior. I've been constantly entertained by this man and I was worried that he'd fail to deliver, but this based retard almost started a forest fire last night after dropping n-bombs all day. Him leaving season 2 is when the show took a honest nosedive for me and I'm glad to have this moron back in the mix.

I love you Jimmy.

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I've been browsing multiple websites for fish tank 2.5 and the farms is the only one not hate watching. Most people here are enjoying the production for what it is.
ive only been able to watch through clips but im honestly really liking the laarp stuff. i really hope production does this again with a new set of fish. it's a fun season and i think if production learns from this season what works and what doesnt lmao, hoping the wiggers actually learn their lesson, lol it could make for great content for something like season 4.5.

also the fact that we are the only ones who like it is further proof of how much better this site and its users are than places like reddit or twitter.
 
Hmmmm. It appears a lost drunkard has stumbled his way into Schitty. Perhaps the fish can aid him in finding his missing bottle of spirits and his Newport stash.

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