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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Halloween23 said:
I really think that Vance is mostly there to be a tard wrangler. He's boring as shit but he's someone they can trust and when the shit hits the fan he's always the first one to dive in head first and try to break it up.
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They don't need a tard wrangler and did fine for days without him. Jon and Tayleigh had a few shouting matches but neither are going to escalate it beyond that, Jimmy is in a very pleasant headspace because Tayleigh is there and the show is just about having fun and being entertaining which is all he really wanted when he went onto S2.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
They don't need a tard wrangler and did fine for days without him. Jon and Tayleigh had a few shouting matches but neither are going to escalate it beyond that, Jimmy is in a very pleasant headspace because Tayleigh is there and the show is just about having fun and being entertaining which is all he really wanted when he went onto S2.
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its a shame we got Vance on there and not TJ/Trish

it might be unpopular but i just don’t see the appeal of Vance lol
 
Can't believe I missed Jimmy's flamethrower escepades in reaction to the goblin showing up again. Jimmy has to be my favorite this season with Jon as a close second. These two tards are really carrying the show.
 
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
ive only been able to watch through clips but im honestly really liking the laarp stuff. i really hope production does this again with a new set of fish. it's a fun season and i think if production learns from this season what works and what doesnt lmao, hoping the wiggers actually learn their lesson, lol it could make for great content for something like season 4.5.

also the fact that we are the only ones who like it is further proof of how much better this site and its users are than places like reddit or twitter.
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Only real shit moment was last night with Letty trying to drama the place up and whatever fagass was at the admin panel spamming overlapping noises over and over while people talked, other than that outside 80% of the cams not working it's been good
 
ShibuyaRiver said:
Jimmy is the best contestant to ever step foot in Fishtank. Jon is King, but Jimmy is another level. He's perfect and built for something like this. Constantly yapping his way through dead air, produced memorable bits and content, violence, the unhinged behavior. I've been constantly entertained by this man and I was worried that he'd fail to deliver, but this based retard almost started a forest fire last night after dropping n-bombs all day. Him leaving season 2 is when the show took a honest nosedive for me and I'm glad to have this moron back in the mix.
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Jimmy is an A-tier fish for sure and has been doing great this season but he's not the greatest contestant ever. He's got a pretty big issue with being obnoxious not nearly as bad as Jon but he still will go on and on about dumb shit. Don't get me wrong though I think he's fantastic for the show.
 
Aristides said:
AB on X must've tipped Xavier off seeing as he put Vance on the spot earlier today, and it was about time.
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Here's the full clip, it's worth a watch. Vance's reply is a bit lame and panicky, Xavier brushes it off by saying "It's already working!" before moving on.



Also, not that we need it, but here's concrete proof that this is AB's doing. Xavier very specifically mentions Vance getting "the fuck out of his chair" in that clip, and AB tagged him in a tweet saying "i'll tell him anything he want to know to get his pasty ass out of the camper chair," to which he replied.

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Jon is pissed off at the town, as Jet has told him repeatedly to stop stealing, and now the vendors don't sell to him. He's screaming at Soda Man

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DON'T FUCKING GWAB ME. DATS FAIL RP.

TTS is playing baby crying sounds and calling him a bitch baby.

He's accusing Soda Man of cheating(?)
 
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The Man With No Name said:
Jon is pissed off at the town, as Jet has told him repeatedly to stop stealing, and now the vendors don't sell to him. He's screaming at Soda Man

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DON'T FUCKING GWAB ME. DATS FAIL RP.

TTS is playing baby crying sounds and calling him a bitch baby.

He's accusing Soda Man of cheating(?)
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I was taking a nap and woke up to this, it sounds like soda man didn't currently have potions to sell lol. Jon just keeps yelling fail rp lol

Edit: "taking the shit out the schitty"
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Some additional stuff:
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Sodaman appears to also be a writer for the show, makes sense since he states that he's a DM as well.
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yeah
 
Update on the AB/Xavier interactions: AB has sicced Xavier on Tai after he asked him what he should do. So get ready for Tai content, I guess. The audience score says he should go for Letty, and Xavier seemed to agree initially, but AB said no so here we are. Let's hope Tai delivers.

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