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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Alex's character seems to be a slaver. He claims he's never learned how to read and has spent his life on ships selling people into sexual slavery.
 
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hitting Alex Stein with hammers requires longer hammers because he's just that wild.
 
I almost thought Jimmy was normal but after doing a little bit of research on past seasons, I was dead wrong. And then he went on that school shooting rant this season.
 
Agares said:
I almost thought Jimmy was normal but after doing a little bit of research on past seasons, I was dead wrong. And then he went on that school shooting rant this season.
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Half of Jimmy being a great contestant is him oscillating between funny and totally fucking insane at a moment's notice. The guy had to be taken into the basement multiple times during his schizophrenic rants because they were afraid that he was going into a mental break down like Summer. If they're getting normies via casting agency for Season 3 you'll never get the insane amount of tension that a guy like Jimmy brings to the tank.
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attractive_pneumonia said:
Half of Jimmy being a great contestant is him oscillating between funny and totally fucking insane at a moment's notice. The guy had to be taken into the basement multiple times during his schizophrenic rants because they were afraid that he was going into a mental break down like Summer.
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He's definitely content potential but fuck. Seeing him throw that mallet at that girl was pretty fucked up. Literally inches away from domestic violence.
 
Agares said:
He's definitely content potential but fuck. Seeing him throw that mallet at that girl was pretty fucked up. Literally inches away from domestic violence.
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Abi says the mallet hit her, Jimmy says it didn't. I believe Abi on that issue. But S2 was just an extremely violent season in general.
 
Agares said:
He's definitely content potential but fuck. Seeing him throw that mallet at that girl was pretty fucked up. Literally inches away from domestic violence.
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He threw a chair at Meg because his eggnog got ruined (she had nothing to do with it).
Got extremely at Taylor because he thought she wasn't pulling her own weight in the competition.

Jimmy... Jimmy has a problem with women.
 
anliteralidiot said:
He threw a chair at Meg because his eggnog got ruined (she had nothing to do with it).
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Actually he is ranting at Tayleigh because she heckled him hard as fuck during the hogtying challenge. I don't think he ever figured out who ruined the eggnog though he was pissed as fuck, every fish was ecstatic that it got destroyed because they thought it was going to make them sick.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Jimmy... Jimmy has a problem with women.
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Jimmy sometimes lets the veil slip and lets his real feelings show. As we speak he's just ranting to himself how he's NOT AFRAID!!! to punch a woman if they try and get in his face, or use 'any words' as if he didn't call trish a dumb cunt for a few minutes straight like it was the peak of insults, just because she said she was scared of him to cole (in what she thought was private). One of my favorite Jimmy incel moments was when he lunged at Taylor during the eating contest, not because he tried to headbutt her, but because he saw her as a woman from his childhood and spoke out loud about it. Anytime Jimmy is in even a slight confrontation from a woman, they change from 'person I know' to 'piece of shit cunt who took my sister to a nude bar in mexico and tried to sell her'. Does he have issues? Absolutely. That event probably happened too, and it gave him so much w*man related trauma he thinks every girl who isn't trying to fuck him is trying to prostitute his sister. What a nutjob. He makes some content at least.
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Also production is having an early Fourth of July cookout! Hamburgers, weenies, chicken, who knows what! I saw a few vampires coming over, along with trish, dungay, and brian, so it's free food for everyone BUT the fish. Happy fourth! I haven't been paying attention to them in favor of listening to Jimmy's solo rant on women, but they're just having general out of character hijinks. Fun!
 
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